Dude your an idiot.

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I have a friend that says some of the dumbest stuff ever they include... (all from him)
"Jamaica has a flag?"
"Dude some girl robots are hot"
"Some guys that look like girls are hot"
...and the list continues

What are some stupid things you or your friends have said?

 

[Lyri]

Dude your an idiot.

Dude you're an idiot.

My friend says quite often.
"I don't believe in the concept of a hot drink."
Not a clue.

 

[Soxafloppin]

Me: wow, look at that butterface!

My friend: She has a nice body though.

Me: .....

 

[Cuniculus]

I agree with him on the the girl robots are hot thing. Even seen Rosie from Jetsons? mmm MMM!

While in basic training at Lackland Air Force Base Tx, a friend say to me,

"Why are there so many people from Texas here?"

 

[AboveUp]

"Dude some girl robots are hot"
"Some guys that look like girls are hot"

I'm pretty sure that most of my real life friends and myself have actually said those two things.

I'll get my coat and move away from the thread quickly.

 

[Kpt._Rob]

I do love the irony of someone posting a thread called "Dude your an idiot," without realizing that they've used the wrong "your." I'm afraid in this case, you want "you're," you need the appostrophe because it's a conjunction, a combination of the words "you" and "are," hope that helps.

On topic, none of these people are friends of mine, but I've heard some stupid things, like."

"What? They have cars in Hawaii? How do they get them there?"

and, in a history class discussing different types of government, specifically Oligarchy.

"Oligarchy, is that where they got Olive Garden from?"

 

[YukoValis]

"Dude some girl robots are hot"
"Some guys that look like girls are hot"

I'm pretty sure that most of my real life friends and myself have actually said those two things.

I'll get my coat and move away from the thread quickly.

No I agree

 

[ChocoFace]

Everyone says stupid things.
Except me.
(notice the hypocrisy? That's also an example.)
Damn i'm losing my mind

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I do love the irony of someone posting a thread called "Dude your an idiot," without realizing that they've used the wrong "your."

I probably should have looked for that

 

[mhitman]

"Instead of goin out on saturday I wakoff for 4 hours"
"I had a dream where my penis had a penis"

All from the same guy, he's not really my friend for obvious reasons

 

[Kpt._Rob]

I do love the irony of someone posting a thread called "Dude your an idiot," without realizing that they've used the wrong "your."

I probably should have looked for that

It happens, it's not like I haven't had a typo or two in my time. Or even just a mistake cause I wasn't paying attention.

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

I had to convince a friend that eggs were not vegetables. I had to convince another person that A) You could not dig to China, B) You can not stick something in one ear and have it come out the other, and C) You cannot float whilst meditating.

 

[Jang]

In my friend's class, this blond girl suddenly says during a history class (I swear to god this is a true story!)

"Wait... the earth is round?!"

She then goes on to say

"That can't be! I am sure I have heard something, about someone falling out over the edge of the earth"

 

[Neonbob]

I had to convince a friend that eggs were not vegetables. I had to convince another person that A) You could not dig to China, B) You can not stick something in one ear and have it come out the other, and C) You cannot float whilst meditating.

B) You can if it's a bullet X-D

In my friend's class, this blond girl suddenly says during a history class (I swear to god this is a true story!)

"Wait... the earth is round?!"

She then goes on to say

"That can't be! I am sure I have heard something, about someone falling out over the edge of the earth"

I really hope she never reproduces.
Also, your avatar has made me stare at it for at least five minutes.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I had to convince a friend that eggs were not vegetables. I had to convince another person that A) You could not dig to China, B) You can not stick something in one ear and have it come out the other, and C) You cannot float whilst meditating.

Lol and they arn't 6 years old?

 

[Zombie_Fish]

A mate of mine said Manga and reading right to left was wrong and stupid because it wasn't the english way of doing it...

Funny thing was he said it in a French lesson.

 

[OmegaXIII]

"Dude some girl robots are hot"
"Some guys that look like girls are hot"

I'm pretty sure that most of my real life friends and myself have actually said those two things.

I'll get my coat and move away from the thread quickly.

Stay for sake of your avatar, anyone who appreciates SwatKats gets to stay wherever they want

 

[Simriel]

In my friend's class, this blond girl suddenly says during a history class (I swear to god this is a true story!)

"Wait... the earth is round?!"

She then goes on to say

"That can't be! I am sure I have heard something, about someone falling out over the edge of the earth"

I call shenanigans. No one thinks that.
I did once know a girl though that boasted about having an I.Q of 50. That was amusing.

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

I had to convince a friend that eggs were not vegetables. I had to convince another person that A) You could not dig to China, B) You can not stick something in one ear and have it come out the other, and C) You cannot float whilst meditating.

B) You can if it's a bullet X-D

Well to be fair with [b/]her[/b] head you wouldn't need anything but a stick...

 

[Choppie6]

I have a friend who once said "there's a tree over there". This is in our usual spot in school where we eat lunch under the shade of some trees and have done for four years. Why he decided it was relevant to point out a tree that we knew was there for four years I will never know. We got a good laugh out of it though. It's taking stating the obvious to a whole new level.