Dude your an idiot.

[OmegaXIII]

Less of a stupid thing to have said but more an epically stupid act.

An old aquaintance of mine got a zero on his french essay because the teacher identified it as plagerised. Said guy admitted that he copied his sister's old assignment.

The giveaway?

His sister's assignment wwas for a spanish lesson

 

[Neonbob]

I had to convince a friend that eggs were not vegetables. I had to convince another person that A) You could not dig to China, B) You can not stick something in one ear and have it come out the other, and C) You cannot float whilst meditating.

B) You can if it's a bullet X-D

Well to be fair with [b/]her[/b] head you wouldn't need anything but a stick...

Hah. Nice.
People like that make me glad to be antisocial to the point of having two friends.
At least I know they're not going to be complete retards.

 

[dodo1331]

When my friends say anything having to do with metal. The genre, not the matter.

 

[Lexodus]

"So, do fish reproduce asexually?"
"If the population keeps growing, we'll... we'll run out of faces!"

Also, many people confuse my name (Alexander Benjamin) for Benjamin Alexander. The reason they state is that both names are first names (which makes absolutely no sense because why is one first name in front of the other less acceptable than the other way around? >.<)

 

[Lexodus]

Less of a stupid thing to have said but more an epically stupid act.

An old aquaintance of mine got a zero on his french essay because the teacher identified it as plagerised. Said guy admitted that he copied his sister's old assignment.

The giveaway?

His sister's assignment wwas for a spanish lesson

Holy SHIT. (>.<);

 

[Davey Woo]

A girl last year in my school.

"Wait so coal is dug up from the ground, and is millions of years old. That was so nice of the cavemen, to leave it there for us!" (Or something like that)

ME: "What do you put in a toaster"
HER: "Toast"
ME: "No you put bread in a toaster, then it gets toasted."
HER: "That's so not true, why would they call it a toaster, if you didn't put toast in it!

 

[G1eet]

While in a McDonald's near the U.S./Canadian border...

American Girl #1: Should we ask to exchange our money here instead of in Canada?
American Girl #2: YOU *****! YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THEY HAD DIFFERENT MONEY IN CANADA!!

 

[Ridonculous_Ninja]

I had to convince a friend that eggs were not vegetables. I had to convince another person that A) You could not dig to China, B) You can not stick something in one ear and have it come out the other, and C) You cannot float whilst meditating.

Who says you CAN"T float while meditating?

You could be REALLY good at it.

 

[Irridium]

one of my friends was plahying his gameboy, got a drink of water, and then asked where his gameboy was. It was in his hand.

Dumbest thing I ever heard

In my friend's class, this blond girl suddenly says during a history class (I swear to god this is a true story!)

"Wait... the earth is round?!"

She then goes on to say

"That can't be! I am sure I have heard something, about someone falling out over the edge of the earth"

This reminds me of in science class, in my junior year of high school, and a girl asked:

"If gravity pulls down, then how do people in South America and Africa stop themselves from falling off the Earth?"
The entire class was split into 2 groups and we were arguing about it for like 30 minutes.
We had to constantly reiterate that gravity pulls to the center of the Earth, not down, but a few girls just didn't get it.

A true facepalm moment, and I did do an epic facepalm.

 

[BakaMick]

I told my sister a joke the other day it went like this;

Me: What do you call a good woman driver?
Her: Dunno
Me: A transvestite!
Her: What's a trasit-van got to do with it?
Me: *palm meet face*


She also thinks that "Abroad" is an actual place and it contains all the countries we have been on holiday to, be cause ae always go "Abroad".

And after watching a Scrubs episode and geting this idea, i convinced one guy that the moon was the back of the sun (i swear to god, i wish i was joking)

 

[Sewer Rat]

Me: "Humans are naturally violent to some degree, its in our nature."
'friend': "There is no such thing as human nature"
Me:....

 

[Easykill]

In my friend's class, this blond girl suddenly says during a history class (I swear to god this is a true story!)

"Wait... the earth is round?!"

She then goes on to say

"That can't be! I am sure I have heard something, about someone falling out over the edge of the earth"

I call shenanigans. No one thinks that.
I did once know a girl though that boasted about having an I.Q of 50. That was amusing.

...I know a girl that thought the sun was alive, probably because it has that face drawn on it so much. Who knows what she thought about the moon.

Probably even worse than that though, is that she thought power plants were good for the environment. Y'know, cuz they're PLANTS. Yeah. Power grows on trees I guess.

 

[savandicus]

I had to convince a friend that eggs were not vegetables. I had to convince another person that A) You could not dig to China, B) You can not stick something in one ear and have it come out the other, and C) You cannot float whilst meditating.

Who says you CAN"T float while meditating?

You could be REALLY good at it.

Or just meditate while your in one of those wind tunnel things that have massive massive fans that make you float. Although the meditating isnt making you float, techincally you are floating while meditating.

 

[Irridium]

In my friend's class, this blond girl suddenly says during a history class (I swear to god this is a true story!)

"Wait... the earth is round?!"

She then goes on to say

"That can't be! I am sure I have heard something, about someone falling out over the edge of the earth"

I call shenanigans. No one thinks that.
I did once know a girl though that boasted about having an I.Q of 50. That was amusing.

You sir, are wrong [http://www.alaska.net/~clund/e_djublonskopf/Flatearthsociety.htm]

 

[Choppie6]

My friends and I were walking home when it started raining so I called my mum for a lift. After a while, one of my friends said "There's a distinct lack of your mum here". After about five seconds of silence, we burst out laughing.

 

[Sneaky Paladin]

Well there was this ( blond ) girl in my social studies class once who said this
teacher: Okay someone name a country
Girl: Spainland!

spainland wtf And I swear she was serious she said this kind of shit all the time

 

[Bassman_2]

You could be on a boat and meditating as well.
(This is to the posts about meditating and floating.)

 

[wewontdie11]

Girl 1: The banking thing has something to do with Iceland.
Girl 2: I didn't think one shop could do all that by itself.

I shit ye not.

 

[Wadders]

In my friend's class, this blond girl suddenly says during a history class (I swear to god this is a true story!)

"Wait... the earth is round?!"

She then goes on to say

"That can't be! I am sure I have heard something, about someone falling out over the edge of the earth"

I call shenanigans. No one thinks that.
I did once know a girl though than boasted about having an I.Q of 50. That was amusing.

You sir, are wrong [http://www.alaska.net/~clund/e_djublonskopf/Flatearthsociety.htm]

The mind boggles...

One of my friends once asked why the sun didn't have a shadow. He also tried to argue that England didn't have a coast, but I think that was more of a misunderstanding than actual retardation. Due to massive amounts of ridicule, he's now learned to think before he speaks, which is quite funny to watch...

 

[Simriel]

In my friend's class, this blond girl suddenly says during a history class (I swear to god this is a true story!)

"Wait... the earth is round?!"

She then goes on to say

"That can't be! I am sure I have heard something, about someone falling out over the edge of the earth"

I call shenanigans. No one thinks that.
I did once know a girl though that boasted about having an I.Q of 50. That was amusing.

You sir, are wrong [http://www.alaska.net/~clund/e_djublonskopf/Flatearthsociety.htm]

Nice link. Its a Joke Site.