Duke Nukem Forever Lawsuits Dropped

[Tarakos]

I think Yahtzee said it best: "Let's just all fucking forget about this game forever!" I mean, if in 12 years they can't make it, then they clearly won't ever do it. I bet we'll never hear another peep about this game for the rest of the decade.

 

[Evil the White]

Heh. And now we wait.

(Until the next lawsuit)

 

[The Great JT]

And thus the epic saga of Duke Nukem Forever begins again. Truly...okay, this isn't epic enough. Let me try again.

Between the time when Mario and Sonic was the great console mascot battle and motion controls were but a dream of the future, there was an age of 3-D first-person shooters that were not really 3-D but we bought it anyway because we were stupid at that time. And on this, Duke Nukem, destined to wear really cool sunglasses upon a sneering face. It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell you of his saga. Let me tell you of the days of Duke Nukem Forever's endless delays and hardware changes.

Perhaps this will help you visualize it.

 

[duchaked]

wait...what?? I'm not sure if that last line was to be taken seriously or...
well idk I didn't grow up playing DN so I don't have an intense longing for DNF, just interest and curiosity lol

 

[slowpoke999]

I think Yahtzee said it best: "Let's just all fucking forget about this game forever!" I mean, if in 12 years they can't make it, then they clearly won't ever do it. I bet we'll never hear another peep about this game for the rest of the decade.

I'm hoping this game gets released and tanks, so it will be like a horror story for student procrastinators of how shitty their lives could end up(No offence to 3D realms studio, and this is assuming they aren't living richer lives then 90% of the people on these forums)

 

[AngryMongoose]

Ofcourse, the amount of time it was delayed means, if they continued the current build, it will be outdated; so they're starting again from scratch.

 

[The Rockerfly]

No bad joke, stay a joke and stop trying to exist

 

[Icecoldcynic]

Well I suppose this is a good thing. Still doubting we'd ever see the game though.

 

[Canadian Briton]

You can always count on duke.

What happens if the bet holders die before the game is released?Do we still get the money, or will we be informed to blow it out our ass?

The Latter.

 

[Gildan Bladeborn]

At this point in time, the only way I can see this game being any good if it ever gets released would be as a blatant self-parody, as that could actually be kind of funny. I can't even imagine a serious Duke Nukem title impressing anyone after 12 freaking years of hype with little to show for it.

 

[yoyo13rom]

With the legal bickering out of the way, development on Duke Nukem Forever can, in theory at least, begin again. I can hardly wait!

Come on Andy! I was expecting you to be the last person to be giving me false hope!
Call me when the game is in stores, and maybe then I'll consider believing in old Dukey once more.(my poor heart can't take the stress; you understand, don't you?)

I'm hoping this game gets released and tanks, so it will be like a horror story for student procrastinators of how shitty their lives could end up(No offence to 3D realms studio, and this is assuming they aren't living richer lives then 90% of the people on these forums)

Yeah, I'm hoping it gets released, too(for similar reasons).

 

[Stabby Joe]

I wish I was a millionaire now just so I could fund it or buy it out and get it over with.

 

[CKalvin]

I'd happily nominate this game "The game that never really made it despite the hype"

Seriously, what's so great about waiting for this game whilst massive 'blockbusters' are poppin' out each year.

The wait itself is what makes it epic. Modern Warfare 842523147 will come and go, but we'll still be waiting forever for Duke Nukem <3

 

[Baldry]

If this isn't the greatest thing since sliced wheel I might murder some kittens...Yeah.

 

[Galaxy613]

I don't even care anymore. DNF is never coming out.

 

[Swifteye]

wait...what?? I'm not sure if that last line was to be taken seriously or...
well idk I didn't grow up playing DN so I don't have an intense longing for DNF, just interest and curiosity lol

Same here I know nothing of duke nukem other than this air of him always never coming out. Being nosy I would really love to have a ear on someone who was inside this company and truly figure out what was going on behind closed doors.

 

[ucciolord1]

Those teases.