Duke Nukem Forever?

[Alar]

http://steamunpowered.eu/valve-to-release-duke-nukem-forever/

I apologize if this has already been linked. Is Valve really going to release Duke Nukem Forever? Is this just another ploy to get fans riled up? If there is a game, will it ever be as good as the hype and legend has made it out to be?

 

[delet]

Valve time... We're adding Valve Time to Duke Nukem? Hell, now we really won't ever see it...

 

[Nomanslander]

What is this Duke you speak of, and what does he do...?
0o

 

[lifesucksadapt]

Valve time... We're adding Valve Time to Duke Nukem? Hell, now we really won't ever see it...

lol im glad that in 100 years my great-grandchildren will enjoy it

 

[Drexlor]

Maybe it will be released alongside Half Life 2: Episode 3

 

[ZombieGenesis]

Maybe it will be released alongside Half Life 2: Episode 3

If I'm still alive when this prophecy is fulfilled...
Come find me.

 

[Bob the zombie]

Valve time... We're adding Valve Time to Duke Nukem? Hell, now we really won't ever see it...

nicely put, sir

 

[Jackalb]

Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

Just so everyone knows: http://i47.tinypic.com/2j3paw5.jpg

Its a fake methinks, unless anyone can provide eyewitness to it ACTUALLY being on the website.

 

[xvbones]

it is amazing and alarming to me that this game still has a potential audience.

broussard's investors must be like abused housewives.

BUT HE LOVES MEEEEEE

 

[Jack and Calumon]

It's worth noting that this came from /v/ of 4Chan, and we all know how reliable 4Chan is.

Calumon: They're like the owners of lies!

 

[Miumaru]

I think Zenimax should buy the rights then give it to id. Duke Nukem is almost literally a cousin to DOOM, or half-brother or something.

 

[Swifteye]

Valve time... We're adding Valve Time to Duke Nukem? Hell, now we really won't ever see it...

Ouch valve sure is making that reputation of being slow at releasing. Although to add possible irony is to assume that they will get duke nukem forever out before they get half life episode three out. Which would be hilarious in my book.

Oh. It's fake. I've been led on. This won't stand at all.

 

[Tharwen]

This was posted a few days ago, and has since been acknowledged as fake by Valve.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

Just so everyone knows: http://i47.tinypic.com/2j3paw5.jpg

Its a fake methinks, unless anyone can provide eyewitness to it ACTUALLY being on the website.

Bah bah bah bah baaaa He's trolling it
(The OP is a TROLL)

Also note the fact that the picture has a 4chan page in another tab

 

[Silver Patriot]

It's worth noting that this came from /v/ of 4Chan, and we all know how reliable 4Chan is.

Calumon: They're like the owners of lies!

Actually they patented it. Didn't you hear?

 

[Jordi]

What is this Duke you speak of, and what does he do...?
0o

He chews bubble gum and kicks ass. But he's out of bubble gum...

It's probably fake, but I would really like it if DNF came to the PC.

 

[Contun]

If this turns out to be true, it had better be a darn good game to have been in development for over a decade.

And that's a pretty big if considering this is a game that was in development for over a decade and Valve time is a contributing factor....

 

[tehweave]

I'm guessing it's not actually DNF and a previous version of a Duke game we've already played. Duke 3D, Duke Nukem, I'm guessing they'll just add one of those.

 

[aPod]

Unfortunately I think Duke is forever lost too us.

I'll have to get my fill of strippers showing me there boobies and then shooting them with shotgun only to reveal a hidden stage filled with pigs who want to kill me. Come get some! Blasting the Pigs and continuing on my merry way massacring everything in sight. Possibly stopping in the mens room for a piss and saving a naked woman from a cocoon type thing. Sigh... i need some steroids.