Duke Nukem Gets His Own Cocktail

[Mannayz]

Rum? Vodka? Yello Mello? And an ass-kicker to top it all off?

Get the glasses, let's make this shit.

 

[Dfskelleton]

I don't care about the drink, I want that glass! Duke Nukem has a drink named after him, suck it (insert FPS hero here).
Yes, I'm pretty sure Duke Nukem Forever won't be good, but since I'm expecting it to be bad, if it's even mediocre, it will seem a lot better.
Also, I'm surprised they even released DNF in Austrailia. They banned Mortal Kombat 9, and while DNF doesn't involve slowly ripping people in half from groin to head or brutally roasting people's skin off, it does feature strip clubs and nudity, something that I would assume would be taken worse than copious amounts of blood and violence. Why that is I don't know, but people really do act that way.
Or maybe it's just like that in the U.S., where it's okay to show a man get beaten to death with his own leg, but one glimpse of bare breasts is a conspiracy to turn people into rapists.

 

[CLEVERSLEAZOID]

I wonder if you could get a Virgin Nukem. I wonder what would be in it.

Probably just a glass of water.

There are no virgins around Duke Nukem. Also, no gameplay that hasn't been seen in Gears of War.

Ah yes, I remember the triple-titted boss fight in Gears too >_>

Loving the game so far, given me a few chuckles! And wouldn't mind giving the shot a go haha!

 

[ZombieGenesis]

I would so give that a go, but I'd probably enjoy just looking at it more than drinking it.
Even though the game turned out pretty crap, at least the legacy goes on.

 

[Harry Mason]

I'm making one of these tonight... And I'm making it a triple...

 

[Alucard788]

I love the glass that they displayed the drink in...I wonder where you can get those. ^_^

 

[conflictofinterests]

I wonder if you could get a Virgin Nukem. I wonder what would be in it.

Probably just a glass of water.

Virgin Nukem is just Moonshine.

 

[Andronicus]

That is one awesome glass, must remember to buy one someday. By the way, what the hell is Yello Mello?

 

[Mumorpuger]

That is one awesome glass, must remember to buy one someday. By the way, what the hell is Yello Mello?

I want that glass!!

Mello Yellow is a soda. It's like Mountain Dew, I think.

 

[Varanfan9]

Duke would drink it with the flames still on top. He doesn't blow anything he gets blown.

 

[Vault Girl]

I wonder if you could get a Virgin Nukem. I wonder what would be in it.

Probably just a glass of water.

Duke would deflower that drink so quick it would be unreal

 

[TimeLord]

By the sounds of it, it only contains two ingredients though. And relies too heavily on ice-cubes for cover.

That is a fantastic metaphor for the actual game!

 

[kannibus]

I wonder if you could get a Virgin Nukem. I wonder what would be in it.

Probably just a glass of water.

Yeah but it would probably be one kick ass glass.

 

[icame]

Now if only I could buy booze I would be all over one of these. I wonder what the point of lighting the moonshine on fire is.