Dumb law

[neoman10]

In Virginia, it is illegal to engage in oral (a misdemeanor) or anal (a felony) intercourse. You are also only allowed to perform the missionary position and the lights must be off. I am being charged fo...You know what, I am not going to make that joke.

I love virginia, lets go to kings dominion! I dont know where I was going with that

 

[JimbobDa3rd]

if anyone has a link to a site with theese types of laws on them i would be grateful for the link cause they are great

 

[KaZZaP]

I got one, if your in possession of Marijuana in the US they throw your ass in jail treat you like a heroin dealer, then go down to the local bar and get way more wasted on boose then its even possible to do with dope.

America land of the free indeed

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

if anyone has a link to a site with theese types of laws on them i would be grateful for the link cause they are great

Try stupidlaws.com.

 

[Rajin Cajun]

I got one, if your in possession of Marijuana in the US they throw your ass in jail treat you like a heroin dealer, then go down to the local bar and get way more wasted on boose then its even possible to do with dope.

America land of the free indeed

Where does that happen? Most States I know having dope is not even an arrestable offense as long as it is a reasonable amount for personal use.

 

[Xojins]

I've read that Whaling is illegal...in Kansas (completely landlocked, for those who didn't get it).

I'm pretty sure it's illegal in Oklahoma, too...

(Also landlocked. (But has more coastline than the east coast.))

It's the same in Tennessee as well (another landlocked state).

 

[jim_doki]

I've read that Whaling is illegal...in Kansas (completely landlocked, for those who didn't get it).

I'm pretty sure it's illegal in Oklahoma, too...

(Also landlocked. (But has more coastline than the east coast.))

It's the same in Tennessee as well (another landlocked state).

I'm glad i wont be in your shoes when the Landwhale invasion begins

 

[Jark212]

In Colorado if you 16 or older and are sitting in the back seat of a car you don't need to put on a seatbelt.

 

[Mstrswrd]

In Virginia, it is illegal to engage in oral (a misdemeanor) or anal (a felony) intercourse. You are also only allowed to perform the missionary position and the lights must be off. I am being charged fo...You know what, I am not going to make that joke.

Of course, for the cops to know this happened means they had to be there, so it can't really be enforced, now can it?

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

It is illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds in Idaho, according to stupidlaws.com.

 

[Corven]

If you go to Arkansas and pronounce that name Ar-kansas(like the state) you will be fined $25.

 

[Wolfboy1988]

I've read that Whaling is illegal...in Kansas (completely landlocked, for those who didn't get it).

I'm pretty sure it's illegal in Oklahoma, too...

(Also landlocked. (But has more coastline than the east coast.))

It's the same in Tennessee as well (another landlocked state).

Its the same for Utah. Gotta watch out for those Great Salt Lake whales.
Also In Tampa, Florida, it is illegal to eat cottage cheese anytime past 6 PM on a sunday.
And In Florida, it is illegal to molest (both sexually and not) an alligator.

 

[Sennz0r]

It is illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds in Idaho, according to stupidlaws.com.

Ah yes, America: Land of the free obese.

 

[Wolfboy1988]

In Florida, a special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing. Also in Florida, if an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle, and having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

 

[ZenMonkey47]

What I want to know is the reason behind these laws. I can't believe that some lawmaker somewhere woke up one day and said "I think I'll make it illegal to give ice cream to animals with cloven hoofs"

Something must've happened...

 

[Avatar Roku]

What I want to know is the reason behind these laws. I can't believe that some lawmaker somewhere woke up one day and said "I think I'll make it illegal to give ice cream to animals with cloven hoofs"

Something must've happened...

That one actually sounds a lot like the laws of Kashrut, you know, not being able to eat meat and dairy together. The way it was originally worded was "don't fry a kid (as in, a goat) in its mother's milk". that could be the rationale behind this.

 

[PirateKing]

That beehive thing...they have a reason for that let me tell you.
I know there is one town somewhere where it's illegal not to smile. It was started after a particularly bad winter. Not that anyone enforces it though.

 

[SinisterDeath]

You know what I have to ask?
Most of these 'laws' have to have some sort of 'precidence' in court that made them make it illegal... Now the question is, can we get the 'court records' of the actual cases that made them make the things 'illegal'? CAuse they could potentialy be fucking funny! You know, assuming 'they' kept court records like they do today.

 

[spuddyt]

you probably haven't heard of the place, but on the channel island of sark (this law may have been removed, but certainly was here in the last 20 years or so), and i think it goes:
A man may beat his wife on friday, so long as he doesn't use a stick larger than his finger is round

 

[captain awesome 12]

I've put this on other threads, but in Alaska it's illegal to push a moose out of a moving airplane, it is also illegal for a flamingo to be in a barber shop. In North Carolina it is illegal for an Elephant to plow a cotton field, and in Connecticut you can be arrested by the police for riding a bike over 65 miles per hour. The best one though is from New Jersey, where it is illegal to wear a bullet proof vest when committing a murder.