Dumb things you've done.

[ripdajacker]

In order of stupidity:
1) Stole a car, got arrested at an age of 17
2) Broke a finger by throwing a ball that flew back at my hand
3) Ran full speed into an iron pole that I did not see
4) Learned to like beer.

 

[StormShaun]

It was muck up day at school (all Aussies shall know this), I ran away from yr. 12's water-bombing everyone and I ran into someone's front yard and I got clothe-lined by...a clothesline. ^-^'

 

[Powereaver]

was practicing cricket in the backyard.. turns out i was a little too close to the washing line.. swung the bat.. it ricocheted off the line and smacked me in the face ... that was a fun afternoons work

 

[similar.squirrel]

You do realize, of course, that your 'friend' compelled you to eat the closest natural analogue to Mace, right? You're going to have to do something really awful to repay him for that. Even I'd hesitate to go near bhut joloika, and I'm a capsaicin-fiend.

On a related note, I happened to rub my eyes after chopping Habanero chillies. That wasn't smart.

 

[Robert Ewing]

I made an explosive from the anarchist cookbook once. Exploded it on my drive way. I forgot to take into account that my driveway was made of thousands of stones. Shit went down.

 

[Tigurus]

Killed a friendship. Even though I have no idea if it's because of me. I feel like it is.
Thats the dumbest thing I can remember

 

[Quaxar]

Jumping on a rack to see what would happen...

I'm confused... what "rack" are we talking about?
The torture instrument? The clothes hanging thing? A woman's? For storing pallets? The food? The character from Buffy?

It could be any one of those!

 

[mikey7339]

Jumping on a rack to see what would happen...

I'm confused... what "rack" are we talking about?
The torture instrument? The clothes hanging thing? A woman's? For storing pallets? The food? The character from Buffy?

It could be any one of those!

Pretty sure he means a yard rake...

 

[Weealzabob]

Well I don't have anything as bold as some of the other posts, me and my brother used to play Popcorn on our trampoline with about 50 golfballs. Me and my brothers once built a ramp for our sledges and I volunteered to go first, with them pushing me and ended flying about six feet in the air. I once got into a fist fight while on a giant inflatable water ski thing, (yes I am that eloquent) while moving at rapid speeds. And I always push the amount I can eat when at a buffet.

 

[escaje]

driving 200 Km/h without a driver license! Pretty stupid!

 

[Quaxar]

Jumping on a rack to see what would happen...

I'm confused... what "rack" are we talking about?
The torture instrument? The clothes hanging thing? A woman's? For storing pallets? The food? The character from Buffy?

It could be any one of those!

Pretty sure he means a yard rake...

Right. Simple misspelling is the last thing I'd have thought about. Suppose that makes sense then.

 

[AmayaOnnaOtaku]

I quit a good job and moved to be closer to someone I realized was seeing me "on the side". Between the pay cut renting an apartment and all the expenses that went into setting the place up and moving, it was a REALLY stupid mistake.