Dumbass things to do in the wrong places

[Sneaky llama]

I had a job interview today and ended up swearing for some unknown reason.
so what is the most embarrassing thing you have done in an interview and if you haven't done anything in an interview just tell me something stupid in a place you shouldn't have

 

[Theraz]

I vomited on a taxi driver while he was taking me home in the middle of the night from a club and that led to me walking half the way home half drunk.

 

[Ganthrinor]

I talk to myself in a deeper, raspier voice than normal when I'm on the nightshift. It seems to startle people when I do it without knowing somebody's there, then we're both embarassed and interacting feels akward.

 

[WorkerMurphey]

Calling a current girlfriend by the name of an ex. Particularly bad if she's already mad at you.

 

[Voodoo_Person]

I once suggested joking that my friend might have a tumour, his girlfirend was in the convo (it was on msn) her dad had died from a brain tumour earlier in the year, I felt fucking awful for saying it

Edit, I only found out about her dad after I'd said it

 

[Blueruler182]

My mom's ex-boyfriend's friend manages an Extra Foods, and a few years ago I got a job there. Pretty easy, but it was my first official job. I high fived him when he tried to shake my hand. The second I did it I thought "what the fuck am I doing?" but it was out there... Didn't hurt my chances, luckily, but now I can safely say I'm never working in the food industry again. Three jobs, they've all been horrible.

 

[Blue_vision]

Walking naked down a hotel hallway. Perfectly sober too, just a random act of insanity. Or free spirit, take your pick.

Also, going through a latin dialogue with one of my friends on the subway, followed by random bouts of Spanish in your typical sexy spanish voice and then laughing uncontrolably. Possibly the best cross-city trip I've ever had.

 

[findler]

Talking back to a cop, anywhere... ever.

 

[Malyc]

Talking back to a cop, anywhere... ever.

Soon as he jacks a shell into the shotgun, jokes over.

 

[technoted]

I threw up on an old woman who patted me on the back to ask if I was OK whilst travel sick on a bus, serves her right. I'm also very wary about every travelling to Germany because I know I'll say something very very bad at some point.

 

[IcyEvils]

Giggling and laughing uncontrollably when being confronted by authority figures. Damn tension!

 

[Mr. Google]

whenever i am in public with my friends. Always do something embarrassing to them. I stopped getting embarrassed in public so i don't care lol. My favorite one is to grab his arm and in a voice that sounds slightly Handicap ask him questions calling him daddy. Or commenting on peoples asses just loud enough so they can hear me lol.

You sir are my hero

 

[The Procrastinated End]

I constantly talk to myself in a not so quiet manner.

 

[emeraldrafael]

Sex in a funeral home.

 

[Mr. Google]

whenever i am in public with my friends. Always do something embarrassing to them. I stopped getting embarrassed in public so i don't care lol. My favorite one is to grab his arm and in a voice that sounds slightly Handicap ask him questions calling him daddy. Or commenting on peoples asses just loud enough so they can hear me lol.

You sir are my hero

I am quite awesome. I also have an idea for a game. The game you ask? Well its called Mormon Hunter. The idea is to follow Mormons around without them knowing your following them. Simple really. You make a path your gonna walk and get close enough to the Mormons to hear them and follow behind them. When they notice you and offer to talk about god with you you lose. You can't deviate from the path and must follow them till they leave your path completely lol.

Oh my god i think im in love with you....no homo

 

[Premonition]

Here's a good one: Farting in the pool.

show hands of who has done this already. I just raise my ass out of the water when I fart so I'm not gonna raise my hand. P)

 

[Thunderhorse31]

I had a job interview today and ended up swearing for some unknown reason.

I'm requesting more detail regarding the bolded text. You don't have Tourette's, do you?

 

[Celtic_Kerr]

Calling a current girlfriend by the name of an ex. Particularly bad if she's already mad at you.

Oh dude, bad move... Luckily, the only time I've done that is because me and my girlfriend at the time were having this massive discussion about her friend, and when I went to talk about meagan, I just shoved her name in there and said "Listen Meagan... Kelly.... FUCK!"

 

[Sneaky llama]

it was my first interview and i was really nervous and when i try to think when i'm that nervous i end up speaking outloud and fuck kept going around in my head

 

[similar.squirrel]

I'm generally pretty bad at talking, so must public confrontation ends up embarrassingly.
The worst thing I can think of actually happened to a friend. A guy was talking about his friend, and how she had a kidney-condition that meant she could die at any point within the next two years, and my friend laughed. He doesn't know why.