Dumbest A.I in a video game?
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I can't really think of the absolute dumbest AI I've ever seen, but I've been playing Crysis recently, and I must say that those guys are pretty dumb sometimes...
For example, I'm up on a hilltop with the precision rifle overlooking the entrance to an occupied town. I spot three guards at the entrance, so I figure I'll have to take them out quickly before they can take cover. One is manning a rather exposed turret, so I kill him first. The other two run around for about ten seconds, and then one of them jumps on the turret. I kill him too, seeing as he's immobile and still has no idea where I am. Before I can even think to myself how stupid it was of him to do that, the last guard does the same thing. Instead of searching for me or taking cover somewhere that I can't see, he gets right on that turret, unable to move and right in the middle of my sights.
That's not exactly what I'd call "real military tactics."
For example, I'm up on a hilltop with the precision rifle overlooking the entrance to an occupied town. I spot three guards at the entrance, so I figure I'll have to take them out quickly before they can take cover. One is manning a rather exposed turret, so I kill him first. The other two run around for about ten seconds, and then one of them jumps on the turret. I kill him too, seeing as he's immobile and still has no idea where I am. Before I can even think to myself how stupid it was of him to do that, the last guard does the same thing. Instead of searching for me or taking cover somewhere that I can't see, he gets right on that turret, unable to move and right in the middle of my sights.
That's not exactly what I'd call "real military tactics."
Because a white man killing hordes of black people is racist.sneak_copter said:
Apparently a white man and an unhealthily tanned white woman killing hordes of black people is not...
This ,it`s somewhat hilarious to be able to empty a hangar full of people without anyone noticingpark92 said:
EDIT:Infamous deserves an honorable mention "OH MY GOD!!! those gangsters are shooting at the superhero!!!i know what i`ll do!!! i`ll wander between the 2 sides as they shoot at each other!!!" it`s not so bad if you`re being evil but it`s a real pain when your trying to be a goody two shoes
Ha! My plan is working! While everyone else talks about what a douche sheva is i can talk about ashley from RE4!!!!
She sucks even more than sheva, because at least sheva can have guns, heal herself, and not get thrown by a zombie into a pile of explosives while i watch, dumbfounded
She sucks even more than sheva, because at least sheva can have guns, heal herself, and not get thrown by a zombie into a pile of explosives while i watch, dumbfounded
I say it's a toss up between the Goomba from Super Mario Brothers, or Glass Joe from Punch Out!!
Oh boy, The other survivors in Resident evil outbreak (Help im being attacked!! Guys? Help?)
Gears of war 1's locust. Sat down next to a theron guard in the campaign and chatted about who would win Sera's next baseball game for 10 minutes then he hit me.
Starcraft movement pathing AI, Seige tanks + rocky cliff = Big delay.
Any Friendly AI in L4D (Sniping then suddenly Bill's head pops up in your scope)
Gears of war 1's locust. Sat down next to a theron guard in the campaign and chatted about who would win Sera's next baseball game for 10 minutes then he hit me.
Starcraft movement pathing AI, Seige tanks + rocky cliff = Big delay.
Any Friendly AI in L4D (Sniping then suddenly Bill's head pops up in your scope)
The marines have always been bad, i think ill even go so far as to say the Grunts are more intelligent. Except of course for the odd Grunt that lights up two stickys at 50m and tries to charge you...
And Dom was pathetic, honestly, it was nice that he couldn't actually die, but pulling him up in front of the flamethrower turrets in the Sire research facility was just rediculous. Especially cuz i had to do it 2 or 3 times before i got him outta range.
And Dom was pathetic, honestly, it was nice that he couldn't actually die, but pulling him up in front of the flamethrower turrets in the Sire research facility was just rediculous. Especially cuz i had to do it 2 or 3 times before i got him outta range.
Well Lemmings where never too smart, always running to the ledge NO WAIT YOUR ALL GONNA BURN, BURN I- bugger.
