For me it was some idiot that thought my name meant Jesus in German, he's dead wrong but I enjoy the attention, some smart ass asks for a miracle every week.Lukeje said:
Dumbest nickname you've ever been given
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Some jerk called me Beige. It was stupid. My friends call me Smurf though, not as bad. Then again the one who named me Smurf we call Uncle Carl because Carl just sounds like an uncle's name. We also have Spanky and Flapjacks (not affiliated with the show) and Iron Nipple because he was hit with a plastic spoon there and it bent all the way back
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When I first went to high school my class teacher (yes, the TEACHER), started referring to me as the Cookie Monster. Both to me and other classes, I was quite lucky though, she called someone else Jabba.
When the first Harry Potter film came out everyone started calling me Harry (I have a lightning bolt shaped scar on my forehead, more than a little unfortunate).
Then a few months after that someone called me Spadeface. Mercifully the face part got dropped but SPADE has stuck with me for a good eight years now.
So much so that on my first day at Uni, I was all set to be Jon again when a man I already knew from cycling spotted me and belted out SPAAAADE across the campus. Bastard.
When I first went to high school my class teacher (yes, the TEACHER), started referring to me as the Cookie Monster. Both to me and other classes, I was quite lucky though, she called someone else Jabba.
When the first Harry Potter film came out everyone started calling me Harry (I have a lightning bolt shaped scar on my forehead, more than a little unfortunate).
Then a few months after that someone called me Spadeface. Mercifully the face part got dropped but SPADE has stuck with me for a good eight years now.
So much so that on my first day at Uni, I was all set to be Jon again when a man I already knew from cycling spotted me and belted out SPAAAADE across the campus. Bastard.
Well, theres these semi-retarded girls in my school who call me "Witchy".. Apparently they think that when I have my hair pulled up, that I look like a witch.
Dumbest nickname ever.
Dumbest nickname ever.
My mum used to call me her absent minded professor. One day she decided to do this in front of a bunch of kids from my school.
Admitedly, Professor is a pretty cool nickname, but at the time I found it extremely annoying.
I also got called Hurk'leez(gross mispronounciation of Hurcules) by the local 'tard gang for having long hair a while back. I asked one day if they meant Sampson, but they just called me a fag and continued vandalising the nearby fence.
Admitedly, Professor is a pretty cool nickname, but at the time I found it extremely annoying.
I also got called Hurk'leez(gross mispronounciation of Hurcules) by the local 'tard gang for having long hair a while back. I asked one day if they meant Sampson, but they just called me a fag and continued vandalising the nearby fence.
When I was small my mother used to refer to me as Hilda Sauerkraut.
To this day neither of us knows why.
It's a depressing and confusing name before you even get to the fact that I'M A FREAKIN' GUY.
But then odd names run in the family. My mum is known as Ma Buttie as it's similar to a screen name she had, my stepdad is HedKed for unknown reasons, and my little sister is Baby Buttie. =]
These days most of my friends call me Mem as it's part of my email address.
To this day neither of us knows why.
It's a depressing and confusing name before you even get to the fact that I'M A FREAKIN' GUY.
But then odd names run in the family. My mum is known as Ma Buttie as it's similar to a screen name she had, my stepdad is HedKed for unknown reasons, and my little sister is Baby Buttie. =]
These days most of my friends call me Mem as it's part of my email address.
AHAHA! That reminds me of a time when me and my friend were riding a packed train full of drunken idiots.. my friend put on his sunglasses in a stupid attempt at being inconspicuous - of course it only served to draw more attention towards him and someone shouted "LOOK IT'S NEO!"Squedee said:
My friend doesn't look anything like him, except when he puts those glasses on and then it's sorta freaky. The whole group of idiots starts chanting "NEO! NEO! NEO!" until we just got off at the next stop. I called him it for the rest of the day until he threatened to slap me.
In my last year of school I mentioned that since I'd gotten a girlfriend my cat was jealous.
One guy cried out "Cat Fucker!" and that was all she wrote.
It is the sole surviving nick-name from my school years and at least one person remembered it in the stead of my real name. Didn't help that my last girlfriend took to using it either...
One guy cried out "Cat Fucker!" and that was all she wrote.
It is the sole surviving nick-name from my school years and at least one person remembered it in the stead of my real name. Didn't help that my last girlfriend took to using it either...