Dumbest nickname you've ever been given

[Kingflynn0910]

My brother for years called me CaCa because he could not pronounce Connor.
Also, I am called McLovin and Harry Potter because somehow I look like them both.

 

[Scary_Bob]

After my stupid chemistry teacher managed to scar me for life by dropping flaming white phosphorus on my hand I got the incredibly witty and original nickname phosphorus hand for a year or two.

 

[Chicago Ted]

First day of highschool, I walk to my 4th period class, drama. I walk in and sit down and the bell rings. A minute later a stoner walks in. I could tell just from how he talked and acted and stuff that he was one, but he noticed me also. He looks at me and just goes, "Holy shit it's John Lennon." I just turned and said "What?". Apparently because of my hair and glasses, I can look quite a bit like him and it stuck for the rest of the year. In fact, most people heard my name before they met me and would be like "Oh! You're John Lennon!". It wasn't bad and I actually came to enjoy it. Almost no one calls me it now though.

 

[j0z]

Probably "woosh" would have to be the dumbest name nickname I have ever had.
How did it come about? well, in school in Spanish class, a clever student and friend of mine discovered that if you pronounce my name (Josh) as if it were spanish (the J in spanish sounds like an H) it would sound like "woosh".
There it is, make what you want out of it

 

[ThrobbingEgo]

My res fellow used to call me Bob Sagat.

Maybe you have an incredibly poor sense of humour?

Nah, he thinks I look like him. I've got curly hair and glasses. That's pretty much where the similarity ends.

 

[Bob Saget]

My res fellow (they call them different things at different universities - just a fourth year student who keeps an eye on the floor) used to call me Bob Sagat.

What's so wrong with Bob Saget, huh? Anyway, my dumbest name would probably have to be Fatman Jiggly or something along the lines of that. God, elementary/middle school was a pain.

 

[ThrobbingEgo]

My res fellow (they call them different things at different universities - just a fourth year student who keeps an eye on the floor) used to call me Bob Sagat.

What's so wrong with Bob Saget, huh? Anyway, my dumbest name would probably have to be Fatman Jiggly or something along the lines of that. God, elementary/middle school was a pain.

I don't look like this. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/98/Bob_Saget.jpg

Fatman Jiggly's pretty bad though.

 

[ucciolord1]

...Madeline.
My name is freaking MATT!!!

 

[Washboard]

Washboard...because my middle name is washbourne

 

[ucciolord1]

My res fellow (they call them different things at different universities - just a fourth year student who keeps an eye on the floor) used to call me Bob Sagat.

What's so wrong with Bob Saget, huh? Anyway, my dumbest name would probably have to be Fatman Jiggly or something along the lines of that. God, elementary/middle school was a pain.

You're telling me?
I'm IN freaking middle school!

 

[RandomRican]

I just recieved my nickname shieff O' Riley. Because of my cadillac belt buckle ????

 

[chefassassin2]

At the last kitchen I worked in it morphed from Date to Dot to Diddy, to Did, to Diz, to Dizzle, to Grill *****. Dizzle was the main one that stuck though. Kinda dumb and drove me nuts for awhile, but it grew on me.

 

[mplummer]

Plee-bay Jay. One of my friends gave it me as a star wars name. *shudder*

 

[jane_says]

Mr Tiger, God knows where she got it from I mean I'm a girl and a dog person. Maybe it's because I have red hair...maybe it's because she drinks heavily,,,who knows? Not I.

 

[TMAN10112]

Shia (pronounced more like "shy"). Someone thought that my hairstyle made me look like Shia LaBouf.

 

[The_Chief]

eskimo, cupcake, munchkin, and train wreck

eskimo cuz i looked like one for a while in my life

cupcake cuz one kid paid me 5 bucks to get him one from a bake sale and he started it

munchkin because i ate no lie 40 in like 15 minutes.

and train wreck because i'm untackleable but i trip over my own two feet every 2 minutes.

 

[Plauged1]

I would like my nickname to be Thor. My dads original plan anyway.

Your dad was going to call you Thor? Your dad is awesome

Thanks? My mom had him change it because she thought people would try to kick my ass all the time. Turns out that everyone I know doesn't even know who Thor is. What a waste...=/

 

[Simriel]

for about 4 years I was known to all as Gimli.

 

[goatzilla8463]

They used to call me arsewipe............

probably because they were all jealous of my devilish good looks

 

[Bob Saget]

I'm IN freaking middle school!

Ah, you poor child. Once you get into your later years in high school, people generally stop going out of their way just to belittle you. As long as you stay out of other people's way, they'll stay out of yours. For the most part.