dumbest question

[The Righteous One]

After a heavy night of drinking asking the next morning "where am I?" followed by "who am I?" is pretty dumb.

 

[captainwillies]

I was asked "Did the bus come" while waiting for the bus.

If it came, would I still be standing here?

you may have been waiting for a different bus?

yay semantics.

 

[Jack_Uzi]

A colleague of mine asked me one very early morning (in the cafeteria of the f*cking workplace!), if I had to work that day!!

 

[shaneriding]

Soemeone once asked my history teacher if there was a secret tunnel between Russia and the USA. He replied with, if it's secret why the fuck would I know! Truly hilarious

Also I onced asked a mate if that building was a wizards prison. I meant to say womens but I must have had wizards on the brain. I still hear about it, four years on.

 

[Jewrean]

mine was: "where is the melbourne cup held".

for those who dont know melbourne is a city in Australia and one of the main ones if you live in Australia you know what melbourne is.

and for those that are a bit thick its like asking where is the london cup held

Were they Australian or foreign? And where were you when the question was asked? Contextually they could mean where specifically in Melbourne was it held.

 

[Jewrean]

So it is safe to assume by that logic that Australians don't know where New York City is?

While I know your pointing out the flaw in his logic, I'd just like to say that Australians know almost everything about America seeming as all of your television is exported here for the masses to see. Our television and culture is hardly known about in America.

This is HEAPS funny by the way:

 

[RIOgreatescapist]

15 year old chick "how the hell are we suposed to get to England if there ain´t any bridge?" [i live in portugal]

 

[Badong]

A person sent me a text message about how he lost my (phone) number.

 

[Stoink]

mine was: "where is the melbourne cup held".

for those who dont know melbourne is a city in Australia and one of the main ones if you live in Australia you know what melbourne is.

and for those that are a bit thick its like asking where is the london cup held

Were they Australian or foreign? And where were you when the question was asked? Contextually they could mean where specifically in Melbourne was it held.

they were Australian and we were in sydney were i live

 

[PurpleSky]

WHO WAS PHONE?

 

[Supernatural Girl]

Not some of mine, but a friend works at a school and these are the highlights of a conversation one day. 14-16 years olds.

- "I thought Europe was a country"
- "What's a county?" "Lincolnshire is a county" "Ohh, I just thought they were spelling country wrong."


I had a friend who guessed that the country above America was "Canadia" and asked if it was part of America.

 

[tehbeard]

tl;dr.

"Those eastern europeans, were are they coming from?"

Internet points to whoever knows were this is from

 

[thingymuwatsit]

found on wikianswers: "what is a three sided triangle called?"

 

[hazabaza1]

I think it was when I was about 12-13... I can't remember exactly.
Anyway, somebody asked me if Indian was a religion. No joke whatsoever.
Yeah, I hate my school sometimes.

 

[liamwazhere]

"Cape cod isn't a state, right?" - Me

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Anything my mother has ever asked me. Trust me, she's that dumb.
"Where's the you are here symbol?"- She was holding one of those personal maps in Disney World.
"Is the sun a star?"
"What's three times five?"

 

[ShaFe123]

I was sitting with a group of my friends one night.
One of whom was in the army, and he talked about what he did for training and such.
And one of my friend's who plays a little to much MW2 asks him.

"How do you level up in the army?"

This is not the Dumbest thing to come out of his mouth believe it or not.

 

[Necator15]

"Oh wow, you live in Maine!? Do you have electricity there!?" Now, this question might not sound too dumb, but since I was asked this playing on xbox live; requiring not only the internet but, you guessed it, electricity to play.

 

[newfiegirl 110]

Hate it when you go to the doctor in pain, and they press/touch the spot and ask....does that hurt?
Well duh...or I wouldn't be here.
Better yet...rate your pain. Well. considering I can't straighten up and breathing is barely an option, I'd have to say severe don't you think.

 

[WorldCritic]

One of my friends who is 17 repeatedly asks questions that lead us to believe there is something wrong with her.

"Where's the bathroom?" Even though she was looking at the bathroom door.
"Who's Hitler?" Naturally asked right after we got out of history class.

And of course one of my favorites.
Her: "Can you give me a ride home?"
ME: "I guess, where do you live?"
Her: "... I don't know, I thought you would know. Don't you?"

Yeah, made for a fun afternoon.

Sounds more like she's messing with you than being stupid

I considered that, but she really was serious.