dumbest thing you've ever done?

[CRAVE CASE 55]

I want to hear the stories of my fellow escapist not so wise choices?

MINE:Me and my friends had a foot race up the street in our boxers at midnight and in 30 degree weather. Only to have the police called on us and getting sic when they took us home half-naked.

 

[bikeninja]

Sign-up for the escapist

Mine was back in university:
Going to bar, see car parked in the middle of the road on a cross-walk.
Coming back from bar (I am "slightly" inebriated) car is still there. I decide to pee on the door handle.It's 40 below, so it freezes rather quick.

The next morning, on the way to school, the car is still there, but a guy is standing next to it with a video camera. He waves me over:
:I saw what you did last night!"
Turns out it was a social experiment for a psychology class.He hid in the bushes and video taped me peeing on his car. He was angry at first, but then laughed and asked if he could show it to the rest of his class for the project.
I said yes.
Turns out his professor was one of mine as well, who took the tape and showed it too my class as well.
None of the other students let it go for the rest of university. And I was in a 5 year program.

 

[internutt]

I once dated a girl I didn't love/find attractive (she was only a friend) because I was seriously lonely after I split with my first love.

Needless to say the relationship sucked since I just didn't care for her, when she really loved me.

EDIT: In retrospect it makes me a horrible person.

 

[Nin]

So i'm on a golf kart rolling down a hill (breaks didnt work) and as were about to colide into an empty horse stall, I jump out to save myself... Only to make a lovely stall, me, golf kart sandwich.

Two years later, you could still see the bruises on my legs...

 

[Vauban]

When I was in the 5th grade, the day before christmas vacation I decided to check to see if the burner on the stove was hot so I put my hand down on it after it had been on the highest setting for 30 minutes. You can guess how that ended, needless to say my right hand is less sensitive to hot and cold now.

 

[beastwood225]

whilst emptying out a warehouse that is now owned by my dad's company, we found a machine that wraps boxes in clingfilm. so i stood in it and my dad's mate pushed the button. i hopped wrapped up to the neck. and fell over. and hit my head. on hard concrete. i now have a stutter. hooray for me.

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

Uhhh... I don't know? I am not really capable of recognizing my mistakes...

 

[ThePoodonkis]

Me and a bunch of friends bought a box of condoms.
We weren't going to use them for their intended purpose, we were going to make zeppelins out of them by attaching them to car tailpipes.
This was on a four-day trip to New Orleans over Spring Break. A teacher found these condoms on Day Two and didn't believe us when we said we wanted to make zeppelins.

 

[Tech Team FTW!]

I have made too many mistakes. The most recent is angering a guy I am now pretty sure is a pschopath. It didn't go too well.

whilst emptying out a warehouse that is now owned by my dad's company, we found a machine that wraps boxes in clingfilm. so i stood in it and my dad's mate pushed the button. i hopped wrapped up to the neck. and fell over. and hit my head. on hard concrete. i now have a stutter. hooray for me.

You also have bad grammar... Hooray for you!

 

[Deathsong17]

Me and my band once auditioned for a battle of the bands in my school. Unfortunately the six formers in charge had the buisness senses of chimps, and didn't actually tell us when it was. Afterwards, the school started handing out notices for the school Christmas Concert, and I assumed that was what I'd auditioned for. Unfortunately, it was completely diffrent, and I was ridiculed by everyone (including the teachers) for showing up (one teacher even left a malicious message in the morning announcments), and to make things worse, instead of alerting my parents, I hid from them in the music room, so they ended up watching the concert (wich was crap) wondering why I wasn't performing. Obviosly I got a bollocking.

But what was the worst part? The stupid six former fucks decided it would be a good idea to make everyone who'd already auditioned to reserve their places so they don't get bombed out of the compation. "And, it wuud bi smrt 2 no7 tel anyon. cos weyr fik."

 

[brighteyesblackenedlungs]

It's a long story and in my opinion not an error of my own but of central scotland police but it resulted in me being arrested and held overnight on terrorism charges,

that added to being previously questioned as an anarchist ringleader (for organizing a charity fundraiser might I add) makes it rather difficult for me to travel cross-boarder now

anyone who tells you all these right wing law changes are nothing to worry about as long as you're not doing anything wrong...point them in my direction.

 

[Sewblon]

Another thread about this already exists, one made by me ><.

 

[Walker100]

I once made up having a girlfriend in highschool, who I 'dated' for several months. It was all because I didn't show as much intrest in girls as the other boys at school and many people began to assume that I was gay. So rather than face the combined threats of the only girl I actually liked think I liked guys and the insults of my homophobic classmates, I made a girl up out of desperation. It was only in my final year people eventually realised that I was a one-woman kind of guy who only likes older women. I still can't believe I was so desperate. It's even worse now, considering that I now know that that girl showed absolutely no interest in me and that we would have made a terrible couple.

Either that, or the time that I once went up on stage in front of the entire school with disco lights and back-up dancers to do the Macarena while people videotaped me. For all I know, I could be on YouTube somewhere.

 

[bikeninja]

Me and my band once auditioned for a battle of the bands in my school. Unfortunately the six formers in charge had the buisness senses of chimps, and didn't actually tell us when it was. Afterwards, the school started handing out notices for the school Christmas Concert, and I assumed that was what I'd auditioned for. Unfortunately, it was completely diffrent, and I was ridiculed by everyone (including the teachers) for showing up (one teacher even left a malicious message in the morning announcments), and to make things worse, instead of alerting my parents, I hid from them in the music room, so they ended up watching the concert (wich was crap) wondering why I wasn't performing. Obviosly I got a bollocking.

But what was the worst part? The stupid six former fucks decided it would be a good idea to make everyone who'd already auditioned to reserve their places so they don't get bombed out of the compation. "And, it wuud bi smrt 2 no7 tel anyon. cos weyr fik."

Reminds me of my battle of the bands WAY back. My band mates weren't the most popular, and when we got on stage a few people started booing us before we even started playing. After the second song of the set, we get fed up, and play a cover of one of our favourite bands. The song had plenty of F-bombs, mostly dedicated to the type of people booing us.
We got pulled off stage and got suspensions, and on the way out all the preps we just insulted decided to try and pick a fight with us. They got suspended (some expelled) as well, so it sort of worked out in the end.
(This is the song btw: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUFnG9BvfZw )

 

[Simriel]

I once made up having a girlfriend in highschool, who I 'dated' for several months. It was all because I didn't show as much intrest in girls as the other boys at school and many people began to assume that I was gay. So rather than face the combined threats of the only girl I actually liked think I liked guys and the insults of my homophobic classmates, I made a girl up out of desperation. It was only in my final year people eventually realised that I was a one-woman kind of guy who only likes older women. I still can't believe I was so desperate. It's even worse now, considering that I now know that that girl showed absolutely no interest in me and that we would have made a terrible couple.

Either that, or the time that I once went up on stage in front of the entire school with disco lights and back-up dancers to do the Macarena while people videotaped me. For all I know, I could be on YouTube somewhere.

You made up a girlfriend? That is SAAAAADDDDDDDD!!!!!!! OMG YOU SUCK!!! YOU FAIL AT LIFE!!!!!!! OMGZ YOU ARE TEH SUCKZORZ!!!!! Only kidding, ya know I love ya man.