Dumbest thing you've ever done?

[CRAVE CASE 55]

The title says it all what is the craziest dumbest thing you have ever done?

Mine: Lit my clothes on fire on top of my house and did a back flip into my pool.

My friend today ate an entire crave case worth of white castle sliders today. The thing was they werte sitting on the floor in my room for over a week and were hard as a rock.

 

[Radeonx]

I built a flame thrower and thought it would be a good idea to shoot it off in a field with really tall plants.
I've also tried to fight a professional MMA fighter.
I almost won, too.

 

[Frequen-Z]

I purchased the 2006 Sonic the Hedgehog game.

 

[Sephychu]

I once tried to fix my computer for my mate, and went down the Alienware route of substituting things that would actually work for duct tape.

Hoo boy, I am not making that mistake again.

 

[Pielikey]

Stupidest thing a friend's done:
One time, my buddy Keith A friend of mine thought it would be funny to snuff those little candy nerds in the 6th grade. Apparently, the result was very painful as they melted inside his nose.

Stupidest thing I've done:
Hmm... Probably when I threw a bicycle part in the air, and it landed on the roof of a neighbor's car. The Bike part was a bit heavier than a baseball, and it left a dent. That was stupid, and it ruined my friendship with the neighbors.

Stupidest thing anyone in my immediate family has done:
My Dad installed Norton Antivirus. The end.

 

[Benefactor]

My friend today ate an entire crave case worth of white castle sliders today. The thing was they werte sitting on the floor in my room for over a week and were hard as a rock.

They were simply aged to perfection. Gotta love that white castle.

There are a lot of stupid things I've done in my life, but most of them stem from when I was younger and embraced my inner pyro. I can't say for certain exactly how many things me and my friends blew up in my fire pit.

Oh, and office chair racing down a large hill in town. I was very glad I was in football during high school and had pads.

 

[SteinFaust]

i was a little kid at a birthday party. i looked into the backyard and all i could think was "OOOH JUNGLE GYM!!!" and i ran to it and climbed on, only to be assailed by hundreds of wasps. seems the parents in charge of the birthday party neglected to tell anyone there was a rather large wasp nest in the jungle gym.

 

[ExileNZ]

Well, aside from my "dumbest things I've said to a girl" post, lessee...

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That's a toughie...

... This requires more reflection, but I'm not sure I'll be able to top the guy who opened the thread.

 

[CRAVE CASE 55]

Well, aside from my "dumbest things I've said to a girl" post, lessee...

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That's a toughie...

... This requires more reflection, but I'm not sure I'll be able to top the guy who opened the thread.

I'm gunna take that as a compliment

 

[ExileNZ]

Well, aside from my "dumbest things I've said to a girl" post, lessee...

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That's a toughie...

... This requires more reflection, but I'm not sure I'll be able to top the guy who opened the thread.

I'm gunna take that as a compliment

Yeah, you should. I'm sure I can come up with some pretty impressive dumb-assery but setting myself on fire isn't one such example...

 

[Free Thinker]

I snorted a ground-up candy cane one Christmas...Don't judge me!
I smelled peppermint for a few good days.

 

[tomtom94]

My entry in the Dumbest thing to say to a girl thread.

It just is.

That or having a wank in an empty minibus when I thought no-one could see me.
My friends found me.

The rumour is spreading right now.

 

[Someperson307]

I once attempted to cut something with a very sharp knife, while my hand was on the opposite side of where I was going to cut. I know have a scar on my finger. I actually almost went all the way down to the bone.

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

I jousted in a shopping cart at my old high school. Fun? Yes. Brilliant? Stupidly so.

Second stupidest thing... Not flying a friend of mine over before she shipped off to basic training. We had a whole few days planned that we'll now have to save for when she gets back.

 

[dfcrackhead]

I was too lazy to get directions, so I followed someone I didn't know(I figured they knew where they were going and it seemed to be in the general direction I wanted to go) for like 30 minutes at 2 a.m. in the morning. When I figured out where I was, I pulled into the lane beside them, found out it was a girl, looked about 20 something, alone and then decided it would be a good idea to smile and wave... She took the very next exit at very high speeds.

 

[SteinFaust]

I was too lazy to get directions, so I followed someone I didn't know(I figured they knew where they were going and it seemed to be in the general direction I wanted to go) for like 30 minutes at 2 a.m. in the morning. When I figured out where I was, I pulled into the lane beside them, found out it was a girl, looked about 20 something, alone and then decided it would be a good idea to smile and wave... She took the very next exit at very high speeds.

at 0200 on a desolate highway, a smile-and-wave looks like rapeface-and-come-hither.

 

[The Geek Lord]

Lit my clothes on fire on top of my house and did a back flip into my pool.

... I laughed. I'm sorry, I am so sorry, but I laughed so damn hard.

On topic... I guess the stupidest thing I've ever done is in direct relation with my refusal to speak to people I don't know well. Some girl I had a crush on was wearing a Death Note shirt, so I decided to bring it up, and prove that my mouth does not function when nervous. "I don't think there are many people in this school who watch anime," I said.
"No, there are a lot," she replies.
"Then I guess it's just not many people that make it that obvious."

... I didn't mean it insultingly, of course, since I like it when people try to be unique, rather than fit into a crowd and be "normal." But I never clarified this with her, for the understandable reason that I might have said something even stupider. And with the kind of shitheads I have to deal with most of the time, I'm certain I could have done so.

 

[Exia91]

Told a girl that I liked her?

Figured I could exceed the speed limit on a highway and ending up with a ticket! I thought the entire highway was empty!! Was like 3am..