Dumbest Way You Have Hurt Yourself
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Wow, I don't feel like a complete jackass now. Some very funny stories here. Another one: I was at work one day (EMT) and got called for a guy having a seizure. Well the guy was working with a bunch of old wood (not sure what he was doing) and some had nails in them. Needless to say, I stepped on one while picking the guy up. I ripped it out and went on with the call and took care of the patient. When we had the guy at the hospital and everything was being taken care of by the the ED staff, I took my boot off and it was a horror show. My partner made me go get checked out by the ED as well.
Head butted a 3 inch bolt, putting a 2 inch cut in my scalp.
Dropped a linksys router on my head, putting an inch long scar on my hairline.
The list goes on.
Dropped a linksys router on my head, putting an inch long scar on my hairline.
The list goes on.
Hmm, skating behind the net in ice hockey to get some speed up and make a charge for the opposing net, someone made a slap shot for my goal. Don't try catching a slap shot with your teeth. Although, having a hockey scar in Canada gets me a lot of poon.
Either that or trying to hop a chain link fence in high school. One of the links was sticking out, and, as I jumped, I spun so I would land facing the fence. It was a high one and I wanted to see how many of the girls I had impressed. Well, only one of my legs came down. The other one was skewered on the fence. Being a tough guy, I calmly extricated myself and made my way to the school office. When my story made the rounds the next day, I impressed even more girls than I originally intended. Yeah, I do a lot of stupid stuff to impress girls and friends. Chicks dig scars, wounds heal, stories last forever.
Either that or trying to hop a chain link fence in high school. One of the links was sticking out, and, as I jumped, I spun so I would land facing the fence. It was a high one and I wanted to see how many of the girls I had impressed. Well, only one of my legs came down. The other one was skewered on the fence. Being a tough guy, I calmly extricated myself and made my way to the school office. When my story made the rounds the next day, I impressed even more girls than I originally intended. Yeah, I do a lot of stupid stuff to impress girls and friends. Chicks dig scars, wounds heal, stories last forever.
Broke my arm in two while playing... wait for it... freakin' paintball. I was playing woodsball with some buddies and I was the designated scout for the team. However, the team forgot to send someone to inform me that they were switching directions after I had already started my route, so I ended up in the middle of the entire enemy squad by myself. I laid low until they walked past, but then my team's messenger boy finally shows up and blows my cover by walking right up to me and shouting "We're moving!" apparently oblivious to the squad not twenty yards away. I fired off a few rounds in defense then ran like hell... and then a nice little ditch decided to pop out of nowhere and give me a "break." Literally -_-
It wasn't me, but my older brother asked if one of those in-built cig lighter you get in cars was hot and proceeded to put his finger in to test it. You could hear his finger make a searing noise, and he had to rip the skin off to get it back out again because the skin fused to the lighter.
I was holding my unsheathed katana while watching a horror movie and then a shock moment occured and I got startled and.... cut myself with the blade.
It might not sound like much but the real question remains....
Why was I watching movies while holding an unsheathed sword?
It might not sound like much but the real question remains....
Why was I watching movies while holding an unsheathed sword?
I forgot the tongs to pull a tray out of the over and did so with my hand. 5 seconds later my thumb and finger felt like they were on fire and had pretty bad burns, took weeks for the skin to get back to normal.
Oh, and when I was little my brother power bombed me through a closet door, thank you WWF.
Oh, and when I was little my brother power bombed me through a closet door, thank you WWF.
...Onyx Oblivion said:
[sub]I did that a couple of months ago...[/sub]
And I've ran smack into things like goal posts, light posts, fire hydrants etc.
I can be clumsy.
Lol, I do this -.-Fingerlicking said:
Messing around with a friend, in a pub, seven years back.. I dug my nails into his hand because he was squashing mine, so he dug his nails in too.. and we were both FAR too stubborn to give in till we had both drawn blood. I still have two little scars from that :S