dumbest way you hurt yourself
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Dumbest way...with my balisong. Tried to double spin it in the air and catch it open...guess what, I caught it; right through my ring finger. I have never tried any air trick with that knife again.
Possibly the time where I got a papercut on a test sheet, and bled all over the table. Made such a huge mess.
I've broke both my thumbs on two seperate occasions
1. I tried to catch a thrown basketball, only to have a very bright person throw another basketball at it. My thumb was sandwhiched between them at the perfect time and I got a mild left thumb fracture
2. When I was at judo, I was thrown during Randori and break-fell horribly. My right thumb snapped at the bottom right corner and it still sticks out a bit.
Thanks to the experiences, I can play most game consoles without using thumbs, just fingers.
1. I tried to catch a thrown basketball, only to have a very bright person throw another basketball at it. My thumb was sandwhiched between them at the perfect time and I got a mild left thumb fracture
2. When I was at judo, I was thrown during Randori and break-fell horribly. My right thumb snapped at the bottom right corner and it still sticks out a bit.
Thanks to the experiences, I can play most game consoles without using thumbs, just fingers.
I was 3,standing on a chair,I slipped and my chin landed on the hard part of a couch,luckily it didn't do any permanent damage just slightly altered my bite.Or maybe it was when I tried snow skiing down a steep hillwhen the ski got caught on a rock and I face planted on the hard,not soft,snow and rolled down the hill.GOD! why the hell was I not wearing a helmet?actually the helmet wouldn't help alot because I face-planted not face-headed
i ran through the hall ways and i broke and dislocated my pinky finger. its still fucked to this day
Walking into the same poll twice within 20 seconds (submitted by a friend)
Tripping over a fire hydrant (submitted by a friend)
Tripping over a fire hydrant (submitted by a friend)
Shot myself in my left eye with a toy paintball gun.
For a grievance I did myself that should actually have been worse? I was helping demolishing a house, when I knocked out the supports to an overhanging closet, it swang down like a freaking pendulum of doom and grazed my right shoulder ever so slightly.
For a grievance I did myself that should actually have been worse? I was helping demolishing a house, when I knocked out the supports to an overhanging closet, it swang down like a freaking pendulum of doom and grazed my right shoulder ever so slightly.
So many dumb ways... erm... the dumbest was probably when I went to jump over a couch, a staple was sticking out of it, and it cut my knee open pretty deep...
During a snowboarding course, I broke my arm. About 10 mins after we learned how we should fall without injuring ourself too much. I probably got stuck in a small ditch that was made to attatch the board to your boots and stood still all of a sudden. In a reflex, I just stretched my arms out to break the initial fall (very stupid) and couldn't push myself up afterwards.
When I was younger my sister pushed me out of my bed and I landed on a transformer toy, I ended up with a huge shard of plastic lodged in my knee cap.