Dungeons and Dragons: The Soda

[GamingAwesome1]

Roll for initiative.

Random joke out of the way, It's not anymore as gimmicky as when they printed EarthBound fanart on it. Pretty cool that was too. Shame I don't live anywhere near where they sell these.

There are a few seas between me and Jones Soda.

 

[Woem]

I don't really see how "Sneak Attack" fits as a Spellcasting Soda. But appart from that, this whole concept of labeling a soft drink with a video game theme is not something that appeals to me.

The other ways around however...

 

[pneuma08]

I don't want to order it, but I want to try some. So I might order it, but I would definitively buy it if I saw it in the store.

And I do wish they'd stop with the corn syrup crap here in the states. Cane sugar is so much better, it's not even funny.

 

[Pigeon_Grenade]

those sound rather interesting, i hope for a chance to try the potion of healing

 

[dalek sec]

This seems like the only kind of video game themed soda's that doesn't seem stupid.

 

[drakenabarion]

I love Jones soda. They are the best soft drinks you can get here. If any of these taste as nice as the Cream Soda or Bubblegum then I would definitely buy them.

[Edit]

This seems like the only kind of video game themed soda's that doesn't seem stupid.

I did want the Final Fantasy Potion that was released in Japan. I thought that was also cool.

[edit]

WOW! Made with real sugar! Just like all soft drinks here in the UK. That's why we have better Coke than America.

all I have to say is
"drink tentacle Grape soda!"
http://www.tentaclegrape.com/

Spoiler

A shop I lived near used to import American drinks such as Mountain Dew (I love Mountain Dew). I found it funny that the ingredients said "Cane sugar or glucose syrup". You'd never get away with that in the EU, because the list has to be 100% accurate all the time.

 

[Takoto]

Ooo. Looks tasty.

 

[oppp7]

There's WoW soda?

 

[Abedeus]

Dwarven Draught and Bigby's Crushing Thirst Destroyer for me.

Sound good.

Too bad probably will never come to Poland.

 

[Chadling]

Knowing how excellent Jones Soda is, this could actually be quite delicious. And the ad's certainly not lying; their (bottled) cream soda practically kicks me in the head compared to the other brands. But it is expensive.

Bonus: it comes with a Drow Assassin figurine, too! When was the last time you heard of soda coming with a toy?

STOP TEMPTING ME!

 

[Gl1tch]

Will this give me a bonus to my saving throws or Quench [http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/quench.htm] my thirst? If not, I might have to make an Expeditious Retreat [http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/expeditiousRetreat.htm].

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

 

[ace_of_something]

I actually like Jones Soda and it's usually the pop we have in my household. I am also a D&D fanboy. So I will probably be hording these malitia style.

(I can't imagine what a sneak attack tastes like)

 

[Booze Zombie]

This doesn't seem tacky like the other ones.
A bottle, a label, some artwork and something to drink.
I like it.

 

[Koeryn]

I believe it's one of the Berry flavors of Jones that tastes EXACTLY like a fizzy pixie stick...

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

Am I a horrible person for considering buying this?

No. Because I'm thinking the exact same thing.

 

[Vanbael]

Hm...
Potion of Healing, that sets the standard for LARPers.
Sneak Attack, I like because I like playing as a rogue.
Bigby's Crushing Thirst Destroyer, I hope it works.
Dwarven Draught, I can't relate to dwarves so...SKIP! (didn't play a dwarf character yet)
Eldrich Blast, if somebody thows it and hits me, do I take 1d10 damage?
Ithillid Brain Juice, eh...I don't like Ithillids, nor their brains. But some questions need to be answered, right?

AND, a drow assassin figure!? I'm very tempted now.

 

[Simply Simon]

I'm not really certain whether I should classify this as awesome or just a stupid idea.

I'd probably buy some if I could find some though...