Dwarf Planet Discovered in Our Solar System, Hints at Larger Planet

[Jhonie]

...A Mass Relay, perhaps? Anyone?

Capcha: None of the above.

Captcha agrees, it seems. Mass relay. Definitely. The one the humans found were buried in ice, was it not? HMMMM?

 

[RJ 17]

So they found a new planet, 280 miles across, slow, meandering and nearly invisible. And they are calling it "Biden"? PERFECT!!!

I was going to say something along those lines as well.

It's going to be funny when they do a follow-up story saying "Oops, sorry about that. We just re-discovered Pluto." :3

 

[DudeistBelieve]

So we might be back up to nine planets now?

Inb4 smartass says: Yes, I know, there are a ton of dwarf planets. I'm not talking about those.

Pluto still is a planet. Fuck the police!!!!

 

[TiberiusEsuriens]

Sure, when Biden does the little planet thing it's cool, but when Pluto did it you just laughed and called him a planetoid. You're such a planetist, and MAKE ME SICK.

 

[soren7550]

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Ten times the size of Earth is only slightly smaller than Uranus. That's a pretty significant planetary body.

*cue adolescent snickering*

I mean, could you not have phrased that slightly better?

You avatar just makes this comment so much better.

...A Mass Relay, perhaps? Anyone?

Capcha: None of the above.

Captcha agrees, it seems. Mass relay. Definitely. The one the humans found were buried in ice, was it not? HMMMM?

No, it can't be a relay because we already know that it's in Charon.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

If we do find this "nearly the size of Uranus" (stop laughing, are you five?) planet, we will have nine planets again!

 

[Darth_Payn]

Can I just say that Neil DeGrasse Tyson is a boss? That guy makes science cool again!