Dying wish

[A Weary Exile]

"They earn millions of dollars and swan about at fancy parties, but when they get a simple request to bring a smile to a young boy far less fortunate than them, they turn their back on you. What kind of world do we live in when a dying teenager can no longer get his cock sucked by a celebrity?"

Best Dad EVER!

OP:If it would be granted without question I would have the same wish as this kid. If not, maybe a round-the-world trip.

Hm, cameron diaz? Bah. I vote "redhead chick from mythbusters."

[small]She's hot too. [/small]

 

[ZeroMachine]

That's an absolutely hilarious joke. I seriously hope you didn't think it was serious. That's a comedy website that article is off of

 

[Distorted Stu]

wow, just wow.. i mean.. Diaz? I would of picked someone much betetr

 

[ZeroMachine]

Hm, cameron diaz? Bah. I vote "redhead chick from mythbusters."

Kari Byron. Heeeelll yeeeeah.

 

[The Riff]

I so want the same wish if i was dying. By Cameron diaz or Kari from mythbusters.

 

[Abedeus]

Hm, cameron diaz? Bah. I vote "redhead chick from mythbusters."

Man having read that I now wish -I- had leukemia...

You and me, buddy.


...Hey, how about we classify allergy as a terminal disease?

Still, Cameron Diaz? When I hear her name, I imagine Fiona from Shrek... You know, it's all good an all, but I don't like green monsters.

 

[theSovietConnection]

*Snip*

That... was a little frightening. I think we should just hide that particular family somewhere far far away, and no longer allow them to breed.

Completely unrelated, you look vaguely familiar, and its annoying me as to whether I know you or not...

 

[Crossborder]

If she did do it, would that count as sex with minors?

 

[IrirshTerrorist]

damn, so pretending to die won't get me Celebrity sex, damn... (I realise this kid wasn't pretending and actually died, just implying that I was going to try get celebrity sex by faking a fatal illness. Just clarifying that so you don't think I'm 100% asshole, more like 94.67% asshole and 5.33% comedian... but not a very good one, obviously.)

 

[Mondo_Generator]

Should of asked Paris Hilton, she might of done it.