Dying words
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A) I put a cigarette in my mouth and I can't find my lighter, he pulls out his lighter and says, "those things'll kill ya". I say, "Yeah, slowly, I had something quicker in mind".
A(again)) "I lived like i died *puts up middle finger* a fucking prick"
B) (lover)"I'll always be in your heart... and your sister"
B) (friends)"I always knew a women would kill me, I just didn't think it would be a tijuana hooker"
B) (messy suicide, family)"If that ***** of an ex-gf calls and offer her condolences tell her it was her fault"
Edit: I think this is one of my favorite posts on here so far.
A(again)) "I lived like i died *puts up middle finger* a fucking prick"
B) (lover)"I'll always be in your heart... and your sister"
B) (friends)"I always knew a women would kill me, I just didn't think it would be a tijuana hooker"
B) (messy suicide, family)"If that ***** of an ex-gf calls and offer her condolences tell her it was her fault"
Edit: I think this is one of my favorite posts on here so far.
1) If you want the money... I'll tell you where it is. In my back pocket I have a key. Take the key to locker 14B (at a location I disclose to him). Inside there you find a map leading you to a night club in Nevada where you talk to a bouncer named 'Juice' (His work hours are written on the map.) He tells you the weekly password that you tell to a gas station owner south of El Paso. He will let you into the private bathroom where you can proceed to dig under the floor boards. You will find a rusty pipe. Proceed to pleasure yourself with the pipe. --- (At this point he's shot me a second time and I'm out of the picture.)
2) Tell my imaginary girlfriend... I love her.
Or
'Bang' (There has got to be at least a few of you anime fans who knows this one)
Or
'but wait... they said that Duke Nukem was finally going to be released this time! I've been waiting so long--'
.... ok, that last one was kind of depressing.
2) Tell my imaginary girlfriend... I love her.
Or
'Bang' (There has got to be at least a few of you anime fans who knows this one)
Or
'but wait... they said that Duke Nukem was finally going to be released this time! I've been waiting so long--'
.... ok, that last one was kind of depressing.
No worries Pancho.JoshGod said:
While I like the Breaker's last words "Shoot straight you bastards, don't make a mess of it" I think I would go with "A pox on you and your house".
To a loved one. I like either "We really shook the Pillars of Heaven didn't we *insert name*", "I think I'll miss you most of all" or "Avenge me boy, AVENGE MEEEEEE!".
A) "Good fight, eh?" -or- "I totally nydus'd your girlfriend's main last night." -or- "Quick-Load!"
B) (To my best friend [female]) "Don't you dare settle on a husband. You deserve your prince... just sucks that I couldn't either be him or be there to see him put that ring on your finger."
B) (To my best friend [male] or my brother) "Yeah, that was him... Shoulda seen his face when he figured out I wasn't dead yet."
B) (To my best friend [female]) "Don't you dare settle on a husband. You deserve your prince... just sucks that I couldn't either be him or be there to see him put that ring on your finger."
B) (To my best friend [male] or my brother) "Yeah, that was him... Shoulda seen his face when he figured out I wasn't dead yet."
"Ashes, ashes, we all fall down..." with a smug and bloody smirk, then the heartbeat sensor in my ribcage sets off the plague emitters set around the world to release a retrovirus that wipes Humanity (and only Humanity) from the face of the planet. B)
OT: "I WILL be back, you son of a *****..." I say this because everyone in my family, myself included, is too damn stubborn to die easily. Even my grandmother, a 74 year old psychological and physiological trainwreck, looks at the Grim Reaper and makes him wait in the living room like a senior prom date.
OT: "I WILL be back, you son of a *****..." I say this because everyone in my family, myself included, is too damn stubborn to die easily. Even my grandmother, a 74 year old psychological and physiological trainwreck, looks at the Grim Reaper and makes him wait in the living room like a senior prom date.
A "Who the hell do you think I am?!!" or
"I am so hoping that kama will kick your ass!"
B "Sorry but you ain't getting anything from my will." (to my family)
"We had a hell of a blast didn't we? (to my friend)
"I am so hoping that kama will kick your ass!"
B "Sorry but you ain't getting anything from my will." (to my family)
"We had a hell of a blast didn't we? (to my friend)
That's basically what Thomas Neill Cream did when being hanged a few years after the Jack the Ripper Whitechapel Murders. Just before being hanged he uttered "I am Jack..." just before the trapdoor sprang open and he fell to his death.IDTheftVictim said:
Either something alluding to a lost treasure, just to mess with people, or:
"There is another Skywalker..."
"There is another Skywalker..."