DYNAMIC ACTION QUOTE!

[T-Bone24]

Okay, let me give you some backstory on this. I am the protagonist. I am a chef, who also happens to be a ninja. There are... italian mobsters in my restaurant. They are wrecking the place, and I swing open the kitchen door.

"Today's special: Kicked Ass" *Punching noises*

ALSO:

If I douse someone in petrol:

"Feelin' fuelish?" *cue match dropping and explosion*

I've had much time to ponder this.

 

[dalek sec]

Let's do this!

*Draws sword and charges into battle*

LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS!

For the life of me I will never under stand that battle cry.

 

[Amnestic]

Let's do this!

*Draws sword and charges into battle*

LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS!

For the life of me I will never under stand that battle cry.

Least he has chicken.

 

[dalek sec]

Let's do this!

*Draws sword and charges into battle*

LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS!

For the life of me I will never under stand that battle cry.

Least he has chicken.

Who has chicken?

 

[Amnestic]

Let's do this!

*Draws sword and charges into battle*

LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS!

For the life of me I will never under stand that battle cry.

Least he has chicken.

Who has chicken?

Leeroy. I thought we established this.

Leeroy has chicken. Everyone's angry at him. It's a funny, but staged video. He's an internet superstar who was immortalised in a Trading Card [http://images.hugi.is/blizzard/108535.jpg].

This video's gotta be...what, 4 years old now? How can people still not have seen it?

 

[Lexodus]

If you were a protagonist of an action film what would your awesome quote be for the trailer?
mine personally would be "IVE GOT TO DESTROY THE ORPHANAGE BEFORE BABY HITLER CAN ESCAPE!"

Spoiler: Is this not just the most terrifying thing you've ever seen?

 

[dalek sec]

Leeroy. I thought we established this.

Leeroy has chicken. Everyone's angry at him. It's a funny, but staged video. He's an internet superstar who was immortalised in a Trading Card [http://images.hugi.is/blizzard/108535.jpg].

This video's gotta be...what, 4 years old now? How can people still not have seen it?

What video? What's the whole story behind this guy, that damn chicken and series is that from?

 

[Amnestic]

Leeroy. I thought we established this.

Leeroy has chicken. Everyone's angry at him. It's a funny, but staged video. He's an internet superstar who was immortalised in a Trading Card [http://images.hugi.is/blizzard/108535.jpg].

This video's gotta be...what, 4 years old now? How can people still not have seen it?

What video? What's the whole story behind this guy, that damn chicken and series is that from?

Series? No series. Just the one video. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9ms3AwJhRc&feature=PlayList&p=A90DC54B26ACCDC4&index=0&playnext=1] The Trading Card is from the official WoW TCG.

 

[bcponpcp27]

It's GARBAGE DAY...Oh my GOOOOOODDDDDD!

That would get someone's attention. Maybe like two peoples, but still that's someone.

A cookie for those who get the reference(s).

 

[Cherry Cola]

"Ugh, the smell of demon blood always makes me think of Diarrhea... No wonder the devil is such a shit-head, his blood contains feces."

 

[Satin6T]

a patriot must be ready to defend his country from his goverment

 

[dalek sec]

Series? No series. Just the one video. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9ms3AwJhRc&feature=PlayList&p=A90DC54B26ACCDC4&index=0&playnext=1] The Trading Card is from the official WoW TCG.

*Watches video*

Ok so it's just some guy running blindly into battle as a staged joke....

 

[nolongerhere]

Ya gotta go with the classics here.

Spoiler

Useable in any action situation.

 

[NimbleJack3]

As a mysophobic villain: 'Cleanliness is next to godliness, and you're about to be very, very clean...'

 

[NeutralDrow]

Depends on the situation, really.

Single-person facedown: "Time to play, pendejo..."

Group facedown: "There ain't enough bullets in the world, you bastards. Bring it!"

 

[caz105]

Let's do this!

*Draws sword and charges into battle*

LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS!

For the life of me I will never under stand that battle cry.

Least he ain't chicken.

Fixed.
OT: What does the Scouter say about my power level?

 

[ljd184]

*i have been thinking how i am going to kill you for a wile and i have decided *pulls out revolver to random civilian

 

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[NimbleJack3]

As a mysophobic villain: 'Cleanliness is next to godliness, and you're about to be very, very clean...'

Gears of War reference, right? With Niles?

Nice.

Gears? I made it up myself. I wasn't aware it's in GoW.

 

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