E3: Go "Undercover" Again in Call of Duty: Black Ops 2

[Vigormortis]

*queue distortion and industrial music*

In a future where concrete bridges are reinforced with propane, men eat gravel for breakfast, and every single person's favourite colour is grawn[a href="#footnote-1"][sup]1[/sup][/a]; one man steals the keys to the president's car, and threatens to drive really, really fast.


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[p id="footnote-1"]1) Grawn being a mixture of brown and gray[/p]

You, sir, have made my day. I needed a good, hearty laugh.

Probably helps that I read that in the voice of Don LaFontaine.

 

[Rainboq]

The other guy didn't seem to be kidding. But well, I just hate the terrible argument you and the other guy were saying. Here, I'll change it to fit Half Life 2.

Guns, check
Vehicle levels, check
Awkward platforming, check
Physics Puzzles, check

Cyborgs, uncheck. OMG WORST GAME EVERY I SHALL GO BACK TO TRIBES ASCEND! It's like saying that if a game doesn't have zombies it's terrible, because your favorite game just happens to have zombies.

HL2 did have cyborgs. The Striders, the Gunships, the Stalkers, the Hunters, every single Combine troops...

I thought of those as aliens in space suits due to being on earth. Also, the other's aren't cyborgs, since cyborgs are human like robots, meaning they have to look like humans. We don't know if the enemies are cyborgs or not, IMO they aren't opinions. But my point is that the guy was basically pointing out all the good new things, but because it doesn't have the new good thing HE likes it's the worst game ever and Tribes is better.

The combine troops are cyborgs, as a cyborg is just a fusion of machine and biomass, now an android is what you're thinking of. And the overwatch is exclusively "trans-human" which means cyborg (Think the protagonists of Deus Ex and Human Revolution.)

OT: Could be interesting, honestly, it could be good, I know people who work at Tryarch, so I have to give them some credit.

 

[SovietSecrets]

As somebody that loves CoD, will be picking this one up as well. Only I hope this time it works day one and I don't have to wait months to be able to play it.

 

[Metalrocks]

a bit surprised that they focus on the SP. i always thought the MP is the main focus of this series. well, still not sure if i will get it. im more interested in the MP. there are other games with better SP campaigns then COD.

 

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

CoD?..... story?.....


Anyway, I really hate to say it but titty wiffle jim jams.


Also, it sounds like every other CoD games.

Random interweb person: But it has da robots.

Me: ZOMG, IT'S SO DIFFERENT NOW THAT IT HAS ROBOTS, HOW COULD I BE SO STUPID.

 

[octafish]

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Well after BF:BC2 got a Vietnam xpack, I wouldn't be shocked if BF3 gets a 2142 xpack. I'm hoping to all hope that this happens.

I hope not. BF3 is still a little too broken for an expansion pack. BF2143 needs to be its own game with open teamspeak, some bug smoothing, and completely reused BF2142 maps (The Karkand maps are so superior to the BF3 maps I don't think DICE know how to make maps anymore).

 

[Epicspoon]

I already wanted this, then I saw that you could ride horses in a robo-pacalypse. now I have a boner.

 

[jawakiller]

So when I told myself I would never play another CoD again, I will probably try this one. Buy it? No. Borrow it from a friend? Sure. Because while Treyarch isn't Infinity Ward, they are set up to make the same mistakes Ward made. And good fucking god, I don't want another Modern rehash 3.

 

[Vampire cat]

The last few CoD games have just been a blur of explosions and generic gun-fights. Even the somewhat cooler parts don't seem as cool anymore. I want to be interested in this, but I just can't get myself to. Maybe I'll get to try it if a friend gets it, but I won't lose any sleep if I don't X3.