EA EXECUTIVE EATS BABY

[McMullen]

More like tiny cages where they crap all over themselves like hens in laying batteries or minks bred for their fur.

Wait... isn't that what they spend their first years in already?

OT: I'm quite bewildered by EA's comments that they don't want to be thought of as evil. Why'd they do all those things then? If they were paying attention, they should have known that those things wouldn't help their bottom line and would just generate all sorts of negative PR. All they needed was to be halfway decent at their jobs.

 

[themilo504]

O come on ea isn?t that evil, They only eat children 5-12 old.

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

I remember the days when Activision was hated, and I thought nothing could make me hate a company more.

I'm not sure if I should congratulate EA on proving me wrong or not...

Well I have to say this strip seems like...a modest proposal.

... Heheheheheheheh...

 

[bdcjacko]

Seems about right

It wouldn't surprise me if they had their own free range baby field, so all the delicious babies can roam free before their vital essences are consumed.

Are you kidding? With their cost cutting, they probably stack them five high.

Simpsons did it.

 

[the darknees abyss]

you made my day you should make that strip

 

[lacktheknack]

Gotta say, Cory... you look better without the mullet.

 

[Dr.Awkward]

I think the character look choices are going past people's heads.

Spoiler: if you really want to understand...

2010 appears like 2013 because it's supposed to make the decision look edgy and a step ahead of what everyone else is doing. However, 2013 looks like 2010 (Yes, those looks are meant to be "outdated") because the decision is not new and EA did not learn their lesson from the resulting criticism and outrage.

So yeah, that explains the "2010"'s Gravity Falls shirt and Skillrex-esque haircut. Sorry if your fashion sense suddenly feels out of date though, there's nothing I can do about that.

 

[LordLundar]

And the more I see EA in the news as of late the more the following comic is appropriate.

http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2010-10-12

 

[Tharwen]

I think the character look choices are going past people's heads.

Spoiler: if you really want to understand...

2010 appears like 2013 because it's supposed to make the decision look edgy and a step ahead of what everyone else is doing. However, 2013 looks like 2010 (Yes, those looks are meant to be "outdated") because the decision is not new and EA did not learn their lesson from the resulting criticism and outrage.

So yeah, that explains the "2010"'s Gravity Falls shirt and Skillrex-esque haircut. Sorry if your fashion sense suddenly feels out of date though, there's nothing I can do about that.

Those are the comic creators. That's what they actually look like.

 

[TJC]

I still don't understand why eating babies is considered more immoral than... say... devouring the arms and legs they're demanding from their custome... I mean, service users.

 

[Darth_Payn]

Dead baby jokes? really? Is the bottom of the barrel that scraped clean already?

 

[Legion]

Dead baby jokes? really? Is the bottom of the barrel that scraped clean already?

Nobody said the babies were going to be dead when they were eaten.

...Okay, that was pretty dark and twisted, even for me. My apologies if people found that a bit too much, it was meant completely tongue in cheek.

 

[Zeras]

It is dark and twisted, but does it really out-do anything on TV or the Internet these days, comic included? Soon, I bet, some other game publisher will begin to gain the ire of gamers everywhere.

And as someone already mentioned, "I want my baby back ribs! Chili's: baby back ribs"- Fat B&#tard, Mike Myers, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me.

 

[major_chaos]

"HAR HAR get it guys? We can do the insanely tired EA is evil joke too!" If any industry exec would be appropriate for this joke it would Fat Bastard himself: Gabe Newell but no one makes fun of the valvemessiha on this site and lives.

 

[Chad Brumfield]

Let's be very clear. EA Execs do not eat babies. That's just ridiculous. They eat normal meals just like any other extremely wealthy person. Probably involving steaks cooked with very expensive sauces and vegetables prepared in very expensive and outlandish ways.

The simply reality is that eating a baby would be the end of the baby's suffering. It would be dead and EA doesn't make a profit off of dead things, it makes a profit off of suffering. So if EA is in the market for babies, then most likely they use those babies for slave labor. Some the send off to the fields to harvest the components of their lavish meals, some are send to the salt mines of Minforia in the Heartless Desert. Some are brutalized and raised to serve in their personal guard, brainwashed to the point of absolute, unhesitating obedience to their cruel masters. And those baby slaves who show the promise of their own cruelty are generally groomed to become dark sorcerers and middle managers.

This is the true horror of EA and one that will go unnoticed so long as we allow the illusion of "baby eating" to perpetuate in our society.

 

[SpAc3man]

It's funny because it is true.
EA must be sick of getting all this hate. I wonder how much of an effort is actually going on behind the scenes to improve their image. I know I would want people to like me.

 

[Rinshan Kaihou]

..........
Excuse me while I go throw up.

I... who.. why....I don't even....

(Directed at the article with the gif)

 

[The Lugz]

..........
Excuse me while I go throw up.

I... who.. why....I don't even....

(Directed at the article with the gif)

err, yeah that was the guy above me i believe

 

[Agente L]

I was sincerely thinking this was going to be a comic about how BoA should've won and how the gamers are entitled yadda yadda

And I gotta say, I couldn't be happier about being wrong.

 

[Roxas1359]

Well to get the best tasting babies the EA Executives are probably gonna read a little bit of Jonathan Swift's work.