EA Wants Its Brass Knuckles Back

[HardRockSamurai]

Wow, did anyone else find this news to be HILARIOUS? Seriously, this is like if Infinity Ward handed out promotional AK47s for Call of Duty 4...well, not really...

 

[elvor0]

You are all ignoring the real issue. Has anyone used brass knuckles to injure a person in the last 50 years? Knives are much more efficient. They should have given out Tommy guns, at least then this would be cool.

I dunno, but I'm sure as hell going to be running around in a rented batman outfit lobbing Batarangs at people as soon as I get my special edition of Arkham Asylum, even if the game sucks, ill be safe in the knowledge that I have a replica Batarang.

Man that thing looks pretty lethal actually....

 

[UltraBlumpkin]

I hope the marketing guys have some "display" bullet proof vests to protect them from all the flak they are about to get...

 

[silentsentinel]

By "properly dispose of", they of course mean to pound the moron who fucked this up and then stuff them in his liquefied colon as he floats down the Colorado.

That, at least, is what I imagine. It just sounded really dark and kind of bad-ass when they say "properly dispose of", dontcha think?

How would it float if he was full of brass knuckles?

Brass knuckles aren't the heaviest things in the world.

Neither are elephants but I don't think they can float either

If it was in a large enough body of water, I believe it could. Or it was dead, the decomposition gasses inside it might keep it afloat.

Really? I didn't know that. You learn something new everyday I guess.

Elephants can swim.

 

[clicketycrack]

By "properly dispose of", they of course mean to pound the moron who fucked this up and then stuff them in his liquefied colon as he floats down the Colorado.

That, at least, is what I imagine. It just sounded really dark and kind of bad-ass when they say "properly dispose of", dontcha think?

How would it float if he was full of brass knuckles?

Brass knuckles aren't the heaviest things in the world.

Neither are elephants but I don't think they can float either

If it was in a large enough body of water, I believe it could. Or it was dead, the decomposition gasses inside it might keep it afloat.

Really? I didn't know that. You learn something new everyday I guess.

Elephants can swim.

I really didn't know that.

 

[Sewblon]

You are all ignoring the real issue. Has anyone used brass knuckles to injure a person in the last 50 years? Knives are much more efficient. They should have given out Tommy guns, at least then this would be cool.

I dunno, but I'm sure as hell going to be running around in a rented batman outfit lobbing Batarangs at people as soon as I get my special edition of Arkham Asylum, even if the game sucks, ill be safe in the knowledge that I have a replica Batarang.

Man that thing looks pretty lethal actually....

Why did you quote me? what you said doesn't have much to do with what I said.

 

[scotth266]

EA messes up, hilarity ensues. It's almost formulaic, considering how often it happens.

 

[elvor0]

You are all ignoring the real issue. Has anyone used brass knuckles to injure a person in the last 50 years? Knives are much more efficient. They should have given out Tommy guns, at least then this would be cool.

I dunno, but I'm sure as hell going to be running around in a rented batman outfit lobbing Batarangs at people as soon as I get my special edition of Arkham Asylum, even if the game sucks, ill be safe in the knowledge that I have a replica Batarang.

Man that thing looks pretty lethal actually....

Why did you quote me? what you said doesn't have much to do with what I said.

Well it was me sort of thinking of the batarang as a weapon being handed out with Batman, and I find the Batarang cool. It's sort of tangentially linked. I sort of missed out a few words I meant to say, "I dunno, but Arkham Asylum's handing out weapons with their game too, I'm sure as hell.....etc etc" but I missed out part of my sentence. ><

 

[GyroCaptain]

...Holy Undead Jesus that thing is hot.

I would give my grandmothers' soul for that thing.

There's also the Le Mat [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LeMat_Revolver] which, while it doesn't have a blade, is heavy and has a shotgun barrel. Remember, I'm the "retarded things people have made and called them pistols" expert.

 

[Kogarian]

Only in america are brass knuckles illegal, but firearms are not.

Flame throwers aren't illegal either. But some plants are.

 

[GyroCaptain]

...Holy Undead Jesus that thing is hot.

I would give my grandmothers' soul for that thing.

There's also the Le Mat [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LeMat_Revolver] which, while it doesn't have a blade, is heavy and has a shotgun barrel. Remember, I'm the "retarded things people have made and called them pistols" expert.

Do want.
Nao pl0x.
Go secure one for me!

So, that's one (1) Pfeifer Zeliska .600NE revolver, one (1) antique Apache pillbox revolver (or two?), and one (1) LeMat percussion revolver/shotgun. Shall I order sir a model 1860 Navy revolver with Detachable stock [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Stockclose.jpg] or a Cattleman's carbine [http://www.cabelas.com/hprod-1/0006192.shtml]?
That will be $20,000, please (no, really, the Zeliska's by far the most expensive).
Maybe our department will throw in a keychain sized Colt Python replica in .17 caliber.

 

[Sewer Rat]

Man how could ea not see this kind of thing coming? 2 Words: Epic Fail.

 

[GyroCaptain]

...Holy Undead Jesus that thing is hot.

I would give my grandmothers' soul for that thing.

There's also the Le Mat [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LeMat_Revolver] which, while it doesn't have a blade, is heavy and has a shotgun barrel. Remember, I'm the "retarded things people have made and called them pistols" expert.

Do want.
Nao pl0x.
Go secure one for me!

So, that's one (1) Pfeifer Zeliska .600NE revolver, one (1) antique Apache pillbox revolver (or two?), and one (1) LeMat percussion revolver/shotgun. Shall I order sir a model 1860 Navy revolver with Detachable stock [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Stockclose.jpg] or a Cattleman's carbine [http://www.cabelas.com/hprod-1/0006192.shtml]?
That will be $20,000, please (no, really, the Zeliska's by far the most expensive).
Maybe our department will throw in a keychain sized Colt Python replica in .17 caliber.

Nah, I'm not into rifles, for the most part.
I prefer handguns.

The 1860's with detachable stock are long-barreled revolvers when you need them, and convert to a carbine! You really need to watch For a Few Dollars More [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2l4IKz3m7c&feature=PlayList&p=0FD866D4AAFADEC1&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=12]
Anyway, carbine =/= rifle.

 

[FredyBoi]

hope brass knuckles will be legal soon....

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