Earth's destruction dependent on your achievements.

[willsham45]

An alien race has been observing our planet, they have deemed us too dangerous so they decide it is for the good of the galaxy to destroy us. Before the impending doom the aliens decide to give us one last chance by choosing one person and extracting there lives achievements, animalizing them and ultimately concluding if the deeds done are good enough to get the extermination to be put on hold.

You are chosen (lucky you)...DO WE HAVE A CHANCE OF SURVIVAL?

 

[Anarchemitis]

Yes.
Because I am a self-evident marvel of biomechanical technology, and I have a cool hat.
So does everyone else. Everyone wins and gets chocolate.

 

[Nimcha]

Probably not, my achievement score in WoW is at an all-time low.

 

[DigitalSushi]

Well, difficult one really, the survival of Earth rest's on me and my achievements, I don't suppose the Aliens would be dazzled by my handsomeness?

Yes.
Because I am a self-evident marvel of biomechanical technology, and I have a cool hat.

Are you doing that Engineer routine again?

 

[trophykiller]

I have my gamerscore over 2000, so yes, we live. I believe a "thank you" is in order.

On a more serious note, I would redirect the aliens to ghandi, mother theresa, jesus, ect and hope they change their minds. If not, I'm a very good shooter.

 

[Kije]

You people are so lucky...

...we are talking about IRL achievements like helping people, right?
If this is about gamerscore were all screwed man.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Yes.
Because I am a self-evident marvel of biomechanical technology, and I have a cool hat.

Are you doing that Engineer routine again?

What routine?

 

[Avaholic03]

How do you "animalize" someone's achievements? I guess mine would be a puppy because I'm still young and haven't accomplished much.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm already building my escape craft. If it comes down to me, this world is gone.

 

[Something Amyss]

I've done charity work and helped my fellow man, but I'm not sure I've done enough to elevate me to "world saving."

That's about as honest as I can get. I've got more pros than cons, but enough to stem the extinction of mankind? I don't think so.

 

[Palademon]

I have my gamerscore over 2000, so yes, we live. I believe a "thank you" is in order.

That's it? I've got over 20,000 (That's over 9000)
I passed 2000 after the second weekend of getting an xbox.

 

[DigitalSushi]

Yes.
Because I am a self-evident marvel of biomechanical technology, and I have a cool hat.

Are you doing that Engineer routine again?

What routine?

Couple of your comments came across like your the Engineer from TF2, I assumed that's why you meant by "cool hat".

But I guess not!

 

[bl4ckh4wk64]

21,396 on XBL
Not too sure on Steam... Does this mean we're ok?

 

[Distorted Stu]

Gamerscore - I LIVE!

Real life achievments - Im too young to have done any huge achievments so far, but everythign i have doen and attempted have been impressive. So i live either way?

 

[ShenCS]

Eh, never liked this planet anyway.

 

[Jedamethis]

Oh bugger. I can't think of anything now. >.<
I'd need somebody else to list them for me, I think modesty has blocked my memory off...

 

[rockyoumonkeys]

Nope. You guys are SCREWED.

 

[El Poncho]

I'm still in High School so... WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! PAAANNIICCC.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Yes.
Because I am a self-evident marvel of biomechanical technology, and I have a cool hat.

Are you doing that Engineer routine again?

What routine?

Couple of your comments came across like your the Engineer from TF2, I assumed that's why you meant by "cool hat".

But I guess not!

Yeah. [http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/a/ab/Engineer_yes01.wav]

 

[Thelvan]

you mean that the world depends on my achievements?
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