Easter Island

[Froobyx]

My friend thought he'd be clever and say that Easter Island has age prolonging proporties in the soil, going on to say that scientists fed mice the soil. So I went to look to see if he was right.

Turns out he was but a little mistaken for the soil..

There's a drug in the soil that as far as I could tell prolongs the mice lives by up to 38% :|

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8139816.stm

It's those heads! They're doing stuff to the soil

 

[ChocoFace]

time to eat dirt.

 

[ChromeAlchemist]

And just like that, property on Easter Island shoots up by 90%

That's crazy though. I say we get an internet connection on there and occupy the place.

 

[Berethond]

I'm buying Easter Island.

 

[GodsOneMistake]

Dirt NOM NOM NOM, just like mama used to make

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

I say we cordon off the Island, claim it as our own then build a small lab and begin working on the Elixir of Life.

Welcome to Escapist Island!

It has a certain.. pizazz, don't you agree?

 

[Berethond]

I say we cordon off the Island, claim it as our own then build a small lab and begin working on the Elixir of Life.

Welcome to Escapist Island!

It has a certain.. pizazz, don't you agree?

I'm in.
As long as we don't try any funny stuff with ancient mosquitoes frozen in amber and dinosaur DNA.

 

[Davey Woo]

We'll probably end up creating the next advance in warfare, like the Chinese did.

 

[Conveant0]

So we can prolong our lives, but have to live it in hazard suits? Could be a fun costume party oppertunity
Well, while you were busy reading this, I've just bought 4 acres of land and have 3 stone heads under questioning regarding their secret... I'll tell you how it goes.

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

I say we cordon off the Island, claim it as our own then build a small lab and begin working on the Elixir of Life.

Welcome to Escapist Island!

It has a certain.. pizazz, don't you agree?

I'm in.
As long as we don't try any funny stuff with ancient mosquitoes frozen in amber and dinosaur DNA.

No viral or genetic experimentation. I don't want another Blacklight virus outbreak, nor do I want Velociraptors eating my face.

And certainly not a mix of the two...

Flying velociraptors! D:

 

[TheLastCylon]

I say we cordon off the Island, claim it as our own then build a small lab and begin working on the Elixir of Life.

Welcome to Escapist Island!

It has a certain.. pizazz, don't you agree?

I'm in.
As long as we don't try any funny stuff with ancient mosquitoes frozen in amber and dinosaur DNA.

No viral or genetic experimentation. I don't want another Blacklight virus outbreak, nor do I want Velociraptors eating my face.

And certainly not a mix of the two...

Flying velociraptors! D:

Oh my, just imagine....whipfist armed T-rexes!

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

I say we cordon off the Island, claim it as our own then build a small lab and begin working on the Elixir of Life.

Welcome to Escapist Island!

It has a certain.. pizazz, don't you agree?

I'm in.
As long as we don't try any funny stuff with ancient mosquitoes frozen in amber and dinosaur DNA.

No viral or genetic experimentation. I don't want another Blacklight virus outbreak, nor do I want Velociraptors eating my face.

And certainly not a mix of the two...

Flying velociraptors! D:

Oh my, just imagine....whipfist armed T-rexes!

It would extend about 9 inches, then dangle helplessly while the rest of the dinosaurs looked on and laughed at his inadequacy.

 

[Froobyx]

Oh and btw, the mice were genetically modified to be near enough like us in a sort of creepy scientific way as possible...