Eating Pizza: How do You do it?

[Spaghetti]

I usually eat it with a fork and knife. But if its just pizza delivery pizza, I'll fold if lengthways and eat it from tip to crust.

However, a Calzone is ALWAYS a fork and knife job. Too messy otherwise.

 

[-Samurai-]

I eat it with my mouth....
What? I do.

It gets to my mouth via my hands.

I don't care how anyone else eats theirs. It doesn't hurt me if they use a knife and fork, or a lawnmower and a funnel.

 

[Eldarion]

I get called weird by my girlfriend for eating pizza with a fork and knife instead of just grabbing it with my hands, though I sometimes do, and when I do, I eat it crust first. Is it weird that I do? I know some restaurants that give a fork and knife to you, but how do you view it, and how do you eat pizza?

Also, what bothers you about the way others eat?
For me, it's the way my dad eats soup or cereal; he slurps from the spoon which I find disgusting. I also find when people chew really loudly (only applicable to guys)--I can't stand it; or when people talk with their mouths full (only guys..).

You and your father are freaks of nature, report to the extermination booths for immediate purging of your genetic material via vaporization...by lasers.

You eat pizza by grabbing the crust and eating your way to it, no exceptions. The nerve of some people. XD

 

[Taddy]

I've rolled up my slices once, it worked out pretty well.

 

[Assassin Xaero]

With my hands... I have pizza about 4 nights a week... :/

 

[mParadox]

Well i eat it with a fork and knife when it's hot otherwise with my hand.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

I eat it with a fork and knife.
I hardly ever eat it with my hands.

Though as for what other people do.....I can't stand it when people slurp things.

One of my mum's friends slurps everything. Not just soup. She'll slurp sandwiches. I don't even know how that's possible.

She slurps sandwiches. She slurps. Sandwiches.

My brain. It is broken.

 

[Hollock]

I roll the slice up on the crust and eat it in one piece. (not really but a guy my dad works with does this)

 

[Julianking93]

I eat it with a fork and knife.
I hardly ever eat it with my hands.

Though as for what other people do.....I can't stand it when people slurp things.

One of my mum's friends slurps everything. Not just soup. She'll slurp sandwiches. I don't even know how that's possible.

She slurps sandwiches. She slurps. Sandwiches.

My brain. It is broken.

So has mine. It broke when I first witnessed it.

It....doesn't....make.....SENSE!!!! GAAH

 

[Kud]

I usually like to eat pizza with my mouth.

 

[elcamino41383]

Depends on the pizza. If they are HUGE slices, I'll fork and knife it at first. Same goes as if its really hot, or really greasy, but eventually I always work my way to using my hands. I start at the point and work my way down, generally speaking.

Edit: Also when I was younger, somewhere before about 10 years old. I used to fork and knife the entire thing, then eat it off those little white circular tables that some pizza places use to, I don't know, hold the pizza together in the center? I liked eating it off a mini table...

Edit again: Apparently its a box support...never thought of that.

 

[shootthebandit]

calzone anyone?

 

[Jedamethis]

I remember I used to eat it upside down...

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

With my mouth.
As long as it gets from the plate/box to your stomach it dosnt really matter.

 

[Nazz3]

With my hands.

Though I usually just use a knife and fork on restaurants, feels weird eating it with my hands there.

 

[Kuckles]

I put it in my mouth, and cut it with my axe.

 

[imnot]

I hate pizza.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

With my hands, unless it's still too hot.

 

[Dastardly]

By mouth, usually.

 

[Brikson]

Well as a native of the NY/NJ area the only way to eat pizaa is to pick it up, fold it in half lengthwise and go to town, crust is eaten last as it is the main support structure. If a pizza requires a knife and fork then it is no longer pizza.

This. That's the way to eat a pizza. Heck, it's the only way to eat a good pizza.