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rancher of monsters

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So if you became a billionair what wild things would you use your money to buy. I'm thinking about investing in a golden goblet. I'd also dress up like the monopoly guy and go by the name of Monocle Von Handlebar.
 

ethan22122

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I would buy a mansion and create alot of secret passage ways and rooms, I will also have: a shark with a laser on it's head, a chimpanzee with an AK-47, and private space staion.
 

theComposer

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Let's see:
A fleet of jetpacks
A fleet of private jets (for longer-distance travels)
A huge yacht
A fleet of jet skis
A private island
A monocle
A mansion with:
- A three-story swimming pool (waterfalls cascading from one level to the next)
- Secret passageways and rooms
- Everything (appliances, showers, A/C, televisions, etc.) hooked up to a central computer for control and scheduling
- Wall-embedded televisions in every room
- An aquarium with the rarest fish in the world
- Glass elevators
- The fastest internet connection in the world
- An exotic garden with a human-sized hedge maze

I may add to this list if I think of more.
 

Lem0nade Inlay

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A Private Jet.
A large house, but not some 19th Century Mansion, some modern-ish (though not one of those ugly prison houses) mansions. With a whole bunch of awesome modern technology. It would have back garden, like those 19th Century mansion, and a great view.

Also, I would buy copious amounts of love.
 

AvsJoe

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I'd build a small house on a small island in the South Pacific...

Then allow a country to nuke the f!ck out of it to test their latest nuclear warhead.
 

DiMono

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I'd buy two neighbouring countries and order them to fight until only one remains. Then I'd be assassinated, and remembered for being AWESOME.
 

Paksenarrion

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I'd be the most interesting man in the world.
But aren't you-
...the most interesting man in the world.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I add 50cc of testosterone.

Stay thirsty, my friends.
 

tombman888

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I want a Mansion with large pools, plenty of rooms that i will never use, and ofcourse, A MASSIVE FREAKING HEDGE MAZE!
 

SimuLord

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If I had a billion dollars, I'd live modestly and humbly, never alienating myself from the common man. I'd pay my employees well in whatever business I ran and always be a good citizen, both corporate and personal.

In other words, the antithesis of the rich asshole. That's pretty "eccentric", isn't it?
 

zama174

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Eh... I would fund my own space program.. Yep, all you ex NASA engineers come work for me because I want to explore space.. Cities on Mars people.. Id live in a trailer for thirty years and put all my money towards that if only to get there..
 

ultrachicken

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I would buy a shitload of video games, and help fund NASA.

I'd probably spruce up my house a bit, and then use the rest of the money to pay for the rest of my education so my parents won't have to.
 

GuideBot

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I'd clearly build and fund my secret research base under Hawaii. Surf by day, Sinister research by night... awesome.
 

Brightzide

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First order of business, as I can now afford a decent shrink to analyse my thoughts...I'll hire a shrink...to analyse my thoughts. Specifically this dream I keep having where it's Christmas eve ,I'm naked and Im walking in the street. Then I stumble across an old warehouse, I go inside to find Mafia dudes milking a zebra for apple juice. They see me, tackle me down, beat me with sticks and then bag me and drive me to a railroad track, where they leave me tied up. And just as the train is about to come and kill me, my Dad shows up and mocks my every failure in life. And then I die in a lovely 18 rated gore scene...I really need to get that checked out. Other than that, I just want a few milion doodle pads to keep me occupied for eternity....*gasp* And pencils, pens and crayons, cant forget those.