Election alternatives

[Souplex]

As we all know, elections are really annoying. The TV gets taken over by annoying campaing commercials asking for your vote, people in the street ask for money for one politician or another and nobody will shut up about who they want to win or how indescisive they are.

That is why I have started this tread, if you have any ideas of things that could replace the election so we could get a new president and move on please post em'.

Mccainiac and Protobama play a game of monopoly. The winner is clearly better qualified to deal wtih this economic crisis.

First lady mud wrestling.

Candidate cage match, winner gets to be president.

The first candidate to guess what animal I am thinking of gets to be president.

You let me rule you jerks.

The person who makes the best political cartoon gets to be president http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtEP3ROE4zw the ball is in your court now Mccainiac

 

[Calobi]

Someone goes on national TV and declares themselves the new national leader for until they get bored. If they're questioned, they go back on TV and say the exact same thing, only louder. This proceeds until either: A)they get bored, or B)people stop questioning them and everyone does whatever is asked of them.

 

[TheIceface]

A game of freeze tag, with chainsaws.

Beef eating competition. (Since beef is a major food in this country, the president should be able to handle his fill.)

The Risk Boardgame (If you're too stupid to take Kamchatka at the beginning, you are immidiately disqualified.)

Trivial pursuit, 1983 edition.

 

[Handofpwn]

We all vote for Darth Vader as president an Lord Arthus as his running mate.

 

[TheIceface]

We all vote for Darth Vader as president an Lord Arthus as his running mate.

I don't know who Lord Arthus is, but I'm pretty sure Darth Vader isn't the kind of leader that would be elected into power. He seems more of a "benevolent dictator" kind of guy.

 

[Handofpwn]

Why vote for the lesser of two evils? Lord Arthus is the Lich King in WoW.

 

[ffxfriek]

As we all know, elections are really annoying. The TV gets taken over by annoying campaing commercials asking for your vote, people in the street ask for money for one politician or another and nobody will shut up about who they want to win or how indescisive they are.

That is why I have started this tread, if you have any ideas of things that could replace the election so we could get a new president and move on please post em'.

Mccainiac and Protobama play a game of monopoly. The winner is clearly better qualified to deal wtih this economic crisis.

First lady mud wrestling.

Candidate cage match, winner gets to be president.

The first candidate to guess what animal I am thinking of gets to be president.

You let me rule you jerks.

The person who makes the best political cartoon gets to be president http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtEP3ROE4zw the ball is in your court now Mccainiac

ive said a few times itd be fun to watch mccain and obama in a boxing match...

 

[cookyt]

ive said a few times itd be fun to watch mccain and obama in a boxing match...

McCain would fall apart to dust in one hit, but that would never happen as Obama would be too busy smileing through his teeth.

 

[Calobi]

ive said a few times itd be fun to watch mccain and obama in a boxing match...

McCain would fall apart to dust in one hit, but that would never happen as Obama would be too busy smileing through his teeth.

"Smiling through his teeth." How does one do that, exactly? Alien-style second mouth inside the main one?