Embarrassing stories!

[The Almighty Aardvark]

I don't think I've seen one of these threads in a while, so I thought I'd start one.

Mine first.

When I was in Grade 1 one of my friends bought me boxer shorts for my birthday. Now, these are REALLY obviously boxer shorts, the design being of a picnic blanket with ants crawling over it. Problem was, I'd never seen or heard of boxer shorts before then. I accepted the gift, thanked them and they lay in my dresser for the summer. Start of grade 2, it was a warm day and unfortunately all of my shorts were in the wash. No problem! I still had that yet unused pair lying in my dresser. I whipped on the boxer shorts and ignoring my mom's protests went to school. Needless to say, people noticed, and for whatever reason the teachers would not let me go home to change out of them. I went to school for a day in grade 2 in my underwear.

 

[Quaxar]

I went to school for a day in grade 2 in my underwear.

Although a double pair of underwear I presume?

OT: I don't have any stories whatsoever since I have a far too bad memory to hold such things.

 

[xmbts]

Well when I was younger my cousin ripped my pants off at a christmas party, and everyone laughed. >.>

Then one time in school my pants got ripped almost off. Everyone still laughed.

Then there was the first last and only time I decided to sleep in my underwear, that happened to be the day that my stepfather decided that the alarm clock wasn't good enough ran into my room grabbed me by the ankle and yank me off of my bed, he proceeded to notice yell 'woo' and laugh.

And those are the more dignified stories. ._.

 

[The Almighty Aardvark]

I went to school for a day in grade 2 in my underwear.

Although a double pair of underwear I presume?

OT: I don't have any stories whatsoever since I have a far too bad memory to hold such things.

Double pair, for some reason that did little to quell the laughter though

 

[Xanthious]

In college after a rather lively party at my off campus apartment I was awaken by my good friend and then roommate while lying bare ass naked in his waterbed with a young lady who's name I don't recall. For some reason that has long escaped my memory we were covered up with an American flag that usually hung on his wall and there were traces of strawberry jelly on various parts our bodies. He wasn't so much angry as he was confused. We still have a good laugh about it to this day.

 

[Jarek Mace]

In college after a rather lively party at my off campus apartment I was awaken by my good friend and then roommate while lying bare ass naked in his waterbed with a young lady who's name I don't recall. For some reason that has long escaped my memory we were covered up with an American flag that usually hung on his wall and there were traces of strawberry jelly on various parts our bodies. He wasn't so much angry as he was confused. We still have a good laugh about it to this day.

You cannot believe what a laugh that gave me, you made my day man.

Mine is quite slap-stick in nature, put my feet up on a table straight onto a froob (yoghurt tube), exploded onto two of my friends faces and since the bench had no back to any of its seating I laughed and subsequently fell off backwards.
Also got shot about 18 times in paintball, 2 of which to my bare knuckles, most of which to my back, and about 4 to my head. Needless to day without any proper head covering I was lying on the floor dazed.

Also, pictures of me sleeping in a pool of my own sweat with gay pride written on my left ass cheek. That wasn't fun.