End of school pranks...

[NeutralMunchHotel]

Wow, that's...dumn...

The ironing is delicious!

 

[Quaxar]

Some of the "wiser" guys decided to pay the school a little evening-visit. It was the day before the last one and the geniuses decided they would write their fucking names on walls, windows and floors using duct tape. And not even good tape, no it had to be this shitty brown one that leaves long sticky trails when pulled off.
Yeah, easiest game of who-was-it ever. They had to clean the whole mess after their final day of school. To quote an old internet meme: fail!

Wow, that's...dumn...

...I wonder if thats an understatement :/

Probably. Because the next day (last one) they brought some of these enormous water guns to school and started to soak people and walls with them. Of course one of these people was our head girl (is that the correct term?) who had agreed with the headmaster to not do such things in the first place.
Let's see how this will pay out in the oral exams. Not thinking in longer terms... I like that.

 

[Knight of Cydonia]

Pulled the tag on a rape alarm, tied it to a helium balloon and let it go in the assembly hall.

Which is like a gillion foot tall.

A "rape alarm"? What on earth is that?

An alarm women carry to ward off rapists.

Really? There's enough demand for that for it to be a marketable idea? Wow, everytime I regain my faith in humanity, it pulls out a new low.

I remember some kid lost the tag on one of them once in our school. The whole school was trying to shut it the fuck up. Eventually some kid threw it a a tree for the 50th time and it pretty much exploded with sound.

 

[Stoorm_]

Home made smokebombs
Make a couple of those light em up and run
we let of a good few
the lighters in school wasn't looked apon,
but back then you was aloud to smoke at 16 in the uk
so really they could do anything about it.
god i loved school

 

[Palademon]

No, school hasnt ended for me yet like it has for others, but I always imagined going around breaking the noses of people I hate on the last day of school. On the other hand, I plan to get somewhere with my life so that wouldnt work out well...Well, I guess I still have my sadistic fantasies, aaah.

 

[Generic_Dave]

When I was in school (it was a while ago now, about 8 years since I finished) we had this tradition. One of the years above us did the disassemble a teacher's car and put it back together in the classroom. It didn't run in the class but still.

Our year, we got one of the lads who had been in the year, but left for an apprenticeship to bring his van and some concrete and blocks to the school one night, mixed the quick dry and used the bricks to seal the school entrances. Then with the left over bricks and a nice strong padlock we stopped the gates from being opened by concreting a couple of bricks behind them.

We did it all overnight, it was all dry by morning and NOBODY knew we did it, we got away with it completely. It was Kick-ass!

THAT is why this thread exists

Do I win a prize?

 

[wooty]

Back when I was a lot younger, we wrapped up our form tutors car with a lot of duck tape, he wasnt best pleased

 

[zHellas]

Where the hell did people get "military grade" smoke grenades?

You can get all kinds of things on the internet.

 

[Blogg10]

Question: What is the deal with the numbered animals thing? I've never heard of that before.

I stole 5 kgs of potassium from our chemistry locker (in like, loads of little shavings) and threw it in the school pond. People went nuts because it was such a large amount, it EXPLODED and whizzed around with purple sparks going everywhere for like 5 minutes, was hilarious.

Also, they're not just rape alarms- it's a general alert thing. My dad carries one because he has a heart disease and is susceptible to... forgot the name- it's where his heartbeat will just slow all of a sudden and he goes all sleepy. You pull the tag and somebody (hopefully) comes running fast enough to save you. Old people often carry them

 

[TehCookie]

My class zip-tied all the freshmen lockers shut, stole all the teacher's chairs and hid them under the stage and had a water balloon fight in the hallway.

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

Just left an open jar of mayo in one of the ventilation ducts my senior year of high school.

It was well hidden, and I enjoyed it.

 

[SuccessAndBiscuts]

Last day was amusing at my school. Fish in the ceilings, a tent on the roof, water fights EVERYWHERE, one guy taped to a lamp post (using about 30 rolls of industrial duct tape), mock political posters on the walls (in difficult to reach places, this was accomplished by having tall people on the shoulders of tall people), a teachers car was covered in postit notes and myself and another student who had motorbikes racing about the palce.

Protip: taking part in a water fight while riding a motorbike is dangerous awsome.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

and pigs with the numbers 1,2, and 4 were released over lunch

We used chickens. But the effect was the same

Also, a friend of mine managed to hang a USSR flag from a top floor window, then put some kind of expanding foam in the window so that no-one could open it to remove the flag for weeks...

 

[sunpop]

I had one planned but never did it, it was simple enough toss a bunch of stink bombs into the schools vent system so the whole school would smell horrible. Perhaps one of our younger readers will fulfill my prank for me.

 

[Chrono212]

When I was in school (it was a while ago now, about 8 years since I finished) we had this tradition. One of the years above us did the disassemble a teacher's car and put it back together in the classroom. It didn't run in the class but still.

Our year, we got one of the lads who had been in the year, but left for an apprenticeship to bring his van and some concrete and blocks to the school one night, mixed the quick dry and used the bricks to seal the school entrances. Then with the left over bricks and a nice strong padlock we stopped the gates from being opened by concreting a couple of bricks behind them.

We did it all overnight, it was all dry by morning and NOBODY knew we did it, we got away with it completely. It was Kick-ass!

THAT is why this thread exists

Do I win a prize?

Erm....the chance to be a legend for all eternity? Or how about an inspiration for the next generation

 

[Chrono212]

Where the hell did people get "military grade" smoke grenades?

You can get all kinds of things on the internet.

Airsoft or paintball. Basically you can use and get real military equipment, such as smoke 'nades, (minus the guns that kill people, just hurt them)

 

[Generic_Dave]

Erm....the chance to be a legend for all eternity? Or how about an inspiration for the next generation

Legend for all eternity...I'll take that with a HUGE frakkin' smile...

Hopefully anyone who hasn't yet finished will take up the challenge...if they do though, remember quick dry cement!

 

[ratmen]

glue every chair in your classroom