Endermen?

[Bwog]

They just teach everybody good manners. Don't stare!

Nah, but seriously, one teleported through an ocean to left hook me in the face on my front lawn.

 

[MrMuttonChops]

The endermen are scary if you let them be. They're not really threatening in a dangerous way, just in more of a...psychological way. You CAN'T look at them. If you do, they tear your face off. And when they die in the morning, the block they're holding goes with them. That means they're taking the world apart one block at a time per night per enderman. You know what that makes them?

Now tell me they're not scary.

Wow... Actually when you put it like that they just seem creepier o.o

 

[MrMuttonChops]

They're a great addition, even if they aren't Amnesia the Dark Descent style scary like people hoped. They need a use for those Ender pearls though.

I mean really. Isn't it better than nothing? Aren't you already happy with the gameplay of minecraft?

I realize the op sounded a bit ungrateful and don't get me wrong I love everything about the update, I was just kind of disappointed that they're essentially teleporting zombies.