Englanders! Please to explain!

[UltraParanoia]

I love how your avatar is oddly appropriate to your thread

Surely the best way to stop noisy neighbours doing the nasty is to yell encouragement through the wall.
"GO WAN SON! GET IN THEEEEEEEEEEERE. GO FOR THE RECOOORD!" Surely if that doesn't put them off or at least annoy them, they deserve to have noisy sex :/

Last time that happened I just made more noise by myself right next to their wall.

 

[sky14kemea]

I love how your avatar is oddly appropriate to your thread

Surely the best way to stop noisy neighbours doing the nasty is to yell encouragement through the wall.
"GO WAN SON! GET IN THEEEEEEEEEEERE. GO FOR THE RECOOORD!" Surely if that doesn't put them off or at least annoy them, they deserve to have noisy sex :/

Last time that happened I just made more noise by myself right next to their wall.

Yeeeeah! That's the spirit!

 

[Stasisesque]

http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpps/news/dpgonc-british-woman-told-to-stop-loud-sex-or-face-jail-fc-20100122_5708403

What the hell is this nonsense?

Uh, it's you quoting a FAUX news story that has no reliable source... Seriously, that's like believing a Daily Mail story.

Uh, no, it's me quoting a local fox affiliate station, which is nothing like fox news, just like nbc affiliates are nothing like msnbc. Plus like I said in the fine print, I'm just posting them because they are stupidly hilarious.

Ah, I see Fox, I think "Lying scumbags".
You read the one about the Cleveland woman who killed her bf by sitting on him then?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/8413974.stm

It's not fake.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/8413974.stm

It's not fake.

Oh. my. god.

Thanks heaps for giving me a picture to put to those sounds. I think I'm gonna get some brain-bleach now.

 

[sephiroth1991]

Sometimes i hate my country, times like this just take the cake

 

[Cargando]

Circumstances. The woman was on an Asbo, one of which the terms was to stop her "shouting, screaming or vocalisation at such a level as to be a statutory nuisance". The... screaming would have thus constituted as noise pollution or breaching the peace. Hahaha.

 

[Woodsey]

No, we do NOT need to be like America.

No no no.

 

[Redingold]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That fat woman crushing her boyfriend was hilarious.

 

[Nepeccel]

[sarcasm]Of course it's a nanny state if our police do something about excess noise from the neighbours [/sarcasm]

Maybe we should all buy guns, woop and shoot bullets into the air for fun. Then maybe we should just shoot people like that ugle fat couple who were making so much noise!

 

[Ultracake]

Hrgghh!...

*Starts packing bags and unboarding his front door*

I'm going to live underneath the escapist HQ, Where's my shovel?

 

[CroMagnon]

Sorry, the title of this topic just brought up some thing.

Pauline Hanson, "Plouse explain" Sigh, she was a scary *****.

Ontopic, well, at least if you break something whicst having sex in england, the surgery is free!

 

[GiantRedButton]

Imagine your trying to concentrate and every single evening your neighbours are screaming at the top of their lounges. Of Course your going to be pissed. Why should it be any less annoying or illegal because their having sex while being obnoxious, just because sex is awesome doesnt mean you want to hear it.

 

[Claymorez]

Hay - I just consolidate myself with the knowledge that If I felt like it I can go naked to the local supermarket (Tescos) and it be perfectly legal.