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[That_Swedish_Guy]

One does not simply walk into Mordor
56 languages later
Hell

 

[KdS_22]

"I like swimming in muddy water with my shorts hiked up. It makes me feel refreshed and alive!"
20 translations later:
"I went to the bathroom in my underwear. Mm, fresh and alive!"

Yeah... that's just... yeah.

 

[Blueruler182]

Bloody hell.
56 translations later it becomes:
Canvas

Wow, I found that incredibly poetic and accurate, as an artist.

Said "bloody hell" a few times while working one something, have you?

Oh yeah. It's really weird, too, since I'm Canadian. I can just say "furk" and be done with it, but drawing turns me British.

 

[Lullabye]

Original text:

"This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction."

...10 translations later we get:

"Win .. To create a note, and with great success, I'm here, I find it hard to meet your engine."

I'm scared what 56 translations would yield.

 

[imnot]

"hello there my good freind, may i intrest you in a fine cup of tea?"
came back as
"Hello dear friend, I would like for tea?"

what an intresting contraption
came back as
"What is the invention of care"

 

[Funkiest Monkey]

(Marty McFly in Back To The Future) "Oh... one other thing. If you guys ever have kids and one of them when he's eight years old accidentally sets fire to the living room rug... go easy on him."

56 translations later...

"Sorry ... So if you have a child up to 8 light ... Carpet for the accident."

Original text:

"This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction."

...10 translations later we get:

"Win .. To create a note, and with great success, I'm here, I find it hard to meet your engine."

I'm scared what 56 translations would yield.

"I write all this work many times. Your car is Legally Unthinkable."

That is what 56 translations yields.

Yeah... somewhat afraid to look up what a "Weigel" is.

Weigel is a German surname.

[sub]Why the hell am I doing all this crap for people?![/sub]

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

This has been done quite a few times before, but it may have been long enough since, so may as well.

I start with:

If at first you don't succeed, you fail.

And after 56 translations it becomes:

When the Weigel.

Yeah... somewhat afraid to look up what a "Weigel" is.

 

[Quaxar]

"This is the worst drive in I have ever been to"
translates 50 translations later to
"Ah!"

wut?

 

[imnot]

"Big bills hell home of challange pissing, thats right challange pissing, how's it work? if you can piss 6 feet straight up and not get wet you get no down payment! "

...10 translations later we get:

"Urination urination difficult challenge of hell home plate, it is true, what is it? If you can reach 6 feet wet in the urine do not pay!"

well that was, informative.

 

[antidonkey]

They may take our lives but they will never take our freedom!

10 translations = You catch in our lives, but not free.
30 translations = Fishing is life, not.
56 translations = No fishing!

I'd like to dip my balls in it!

10 translations = You can take a step back, when my eggs
30 translations = In retrospect, if the ball
56 translations = 0 is returned

 

[Celtic_Kerr]

Hark, the herald angels sing became Tuesday the angels sing

 

[Fraught]

The original quote was from Fight Club,

Spoiler: 'I am Jack's smirking revenge.' After 56 translations, it turns into...

"Jack changes."

Spoiler: 'When I pee, it hurts!' turned into...

Yes, really bad!

Spoiler: After the translating is over, I will copy this onto the Escapist!

Enjoy the final copy!

Please do.

 

[Celtic_Kerr]

Can you dig it
> Do you understand?
> Yeah?
> Okay?
> Alright?
> October?

EDIT: The force is strong with this one BECAME 2

 

[Mr.Mattress]

Original Text:
The long and winding road
That leads to your door
Will never disappear
I've seen that road before
It always leads me here
Lead me to your door.

End Text (58):
Small institutions have seen the ball in the air.

 

[Jark212]

No one really knows who we are and what were capable of, keep them guessing (my motto)

After 10: Nobody knows who we are and who can keep guessing.

After 56: Because what you know.

 

[zerzxes]

I like Pizza

>40 translations

I love Pizza

My needed vocabulary is steady! Also something not boring.

Finnish folk-metal ensemble
-> Finnish pop metal band (was in some of the random translations
-> Team finland

 

[masterkeaton]

I put in (and I don't believe this at all): Hitler was right.

After 56 translations I get: If Hitler really.

Also: I'm still alive. I'm still motherfucking alive becomes My dog is still alive.

I'm going to have to bookmark this...

 

[superbatranger]

Original: Oh, she a sexy *****.

56 translations later: Hand in small groups.

...What?

 

[kaziard]

"to have loved and lost is better than to have never loved at all"

...56 translations later we get:

"Do you like my work."

 

[Daaaah Whoosh]

Is there a bathroom up in this joint? = Corporate Services.