Engrish it up

[AfterAscon]

"All of your base are belong to us"

...56 translations later we get:

"Combined."

and...

"God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs."

...56 translations later we get:

"Lord God, man, dinosaurs, dinosaurs [Monday], and large buttons make dinosaurs Vs."

Also...

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhouser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain. Time to die."

...56 translations later we get:

"Now that the man we anrjistreur Hunter - Flash C rays and black walls of death, I think ignoring the problem."

 

[zerzxes]

War... War never changes

turned into

Police.. in the past

Spotify updated the related artist feature

Turned into

New entertainment art [human.

 

[ALuckyChance]

I just had to do this.

Original:

"Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around, and desert ya!"

Translated:

"I do not mind!"

I think the translator has commitment issues.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow
of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath
borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how
abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rims at
it.

Becomes

However, skull and yorikk! Funny military, you know, when people think the world tidurku thousand.
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Et tu, Brute?

Becomes

Some people and animals!
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See you, space cowboy.

Becomes

Cow room.
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My bottom ***** say ?I?m not a ***** boy I got a *****?
I keep her ass in prada shit, these rappers counterfeit
I probably train her ass, yeah this that teach you hotter shit
I?m bout this shit

Becomes

Can: I hope, music, women, Prada, not rap garbage dog mustard model dizhonskoyi primary women.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I have come to destroy you= free

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Original text:

"And yet, the armadillo."

...10 translations later we get:

"Armadillo at this time."

 

[avelmen1889]

i put in this
"your drill will burst through the heavens and beyond!"
and 56 translations later i got back
"Speeches and March"
The word March confuses me but speeches does not in the current situation

then i put in
"i will kill you my friend"
and 56 translations later i got back
"Send to a friend"
the first back to English translation i put in said "I will do you my friend" though and it was kinda funny.

 

[Shoqiyqa]

Gah. Site failure, double post. Feh.

Okay. I find Engrish.

Spoiler: Engrish!

 

[Moontouched-Moogle]

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime."
56 translations later...
"In the case of fresh fish, fish a day." how very true

Also, "A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... STAR WARS!"
56 translations later...
"Well ... Galakyes Why?" ....huh?

 

[Shoqiyqa]

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhouser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain. Time to die."

...56 translations later we get:

"Now that the man we anrjistreur Hunter - Flash C rays and black walls of death, I think ignoring the problem."

I'm afraid to try to pronounce that one out loud.

In trying to use the site, I got this:

Internal Server Error

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Please contact the server administrator, [email protected] and inform them of the time the error occurred, and anything you might have done that may have caused the error.

More information about this error may be available in the server error log.

Additionally, a 500 Internal Server Error error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.

I am unhappy. I wanted to post:

Saigon. Shit. I'm still only in Saigon. Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back in the jungle. When I was home after my first tour, it was worse. I'd wake up and there'd be nothing. I hardly said a word to my wife until I said "yes" to a divorce. When I was here, I wanted to be there; when I was there, all I could think of was getting back into the jungle. I'm here a week now, waiting for a mission, getting softer. Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger. Each time I looked around the walls moved in a little tighter.

If nothing else, it's a reminder of how much better that's been done than it was done by The Hurt Locker, which pretty much sucked.

 

[Cain_Zeros]

Bloody hell.
56 translations later it becomes:
Canvas

Wow, I found that incredibly poetic and accurate, as an artist.

Said "bloody hell" a few times while working one something, have you?

Oh yeah. It's really weird, too, since I'm Canadian. I can just say "furk" and be done with it, but drawing turns me British.

I'm Canadian too, but I say "bloody hell" all the time. I call people wankers and tossers fairly often too, but that's mostly in my head.

 

[Okuu_Fusion]

Original Text:
"Aw, its anus looks like an asterisk"

10th translation:
"Oh, my anus, like a star"

50th:
"Oh, and two stars"

 

[Hana_aoki]

"This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCSESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction."
It's this (56):
"So I am here, it's hard to imagine the car said it was difficult."