epic christmas carols

[jim_doki]

Ok, I've worked in retail too, i know the pain of the truely horrible christmas carol. that said, there are a few absolutely AWESOME christmas themed songs. I would like, if i may ask your assistance dear escapists, to assemble the best possible christmas album.

So far we have:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=De47fjH6RKY [Twisted Sister - O Come All Ye Faithful] Twisted sister
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHA-DB4Pjz8 Smashing Pumpkins
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIUmggOhHCM [Queen - Thank Got It's Christmas] Queen

Add your own!

EDIT:

Second link is dead, just so you know.

Fixed, thanks

 

[Spartan Bannana]

Second link is dead, just so you know.

 

[rottenbutter]

Nothing captures the spirit of the holidays, quite like Invader Zim [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fg_roAe0NyQ].

 

[jim_doki]

butter, that is just AWESOME

 

[qbert4ever]

I think Jon Lajoie sings it best. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23cjXModWpA]

(Warning, not for the little kiddies)

 

[The Iron Ninja]

Damn I really miss Invader Zim now...

I haven't found any carols to add.

But I made a fat hero dressed in red for Fable 2 and refer to him as Santa, does that count for anything?

What if I made a Christmas themed avatar for myself?

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

Snoopy's christmas?

 

[The Iron Ninja]

Found a childhood favourite.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=3B2e5jllHnY

 

[NeoAC]

How about this one?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WCXnlFWaIY

 

[Xaryn Mar]

Perhaps not carols as such but Weird Al Yankowich has a few very good ones:
For these Fallout 3 times: Christmas at Ground Zero: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGdrMOttV_s
and the night Santa went crazy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb-Mce9VpmY

Then there are the South Park ones about Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo.

And me being me: "A Very Scary Solstice" and "An Even Scarier Solstice" by the H.P. Lovecraft Historical Society.

 

[polymath]

Best Christmas Song Ever
"Fairytale of New York" by The Pogues
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ff3aoSyYOVs

 

[pffh]

From A very scary Solstice

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJY2TVicH2Q
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjwTfn50RaA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXvqF-yXb8E
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ie9S59ZzLFM
and many others but these are my favorite.

 

[Omnidum]

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/69884

Well, it's a remix of Jingle Bells, but it's actually quite tasty.

 

[Ultrajoe]

By the Master of Metal himself... 'Things I Want'

Video is crappy, music is awesome, lyrics are Epic.

 

[The Sorrow]

Best epic Christmas tune ever:
"Slashing through the Orcs
With a good two-handed blade
Over corpses we go
And through the gore we wade
Mace on helmet rings
Making bodies fly
What fun to sing our SLAYING song
And watch these suckers die!

Chorus:
Oh, ring their bells with swords and spells
Don't let 'em get away!
We're brave and bold for fame and gold
We'll make a lot today!
Oh, ring their bells with swords and spells
Don't let 'em get away!
We'll hack and slash and blast and trash
And blow these dudes away!

Crashing through the door
Into the dragon's nose
Our mage whips out a Cone of Cold
And out its fire goes!
Elven bowstrings sing
Making balrogs fall
And our thief finds a secret door
Into the treasure hall!

(Chorus)

Then appears the Lich
With his demon guard
Our wizard yawns and wishes
We'd run into something HARD...
He begins to cast
His 19th level spell
That damn Lich throws a Gate at us
And drops us all in Hell!

(Chorus)

We appear in Hell
In front of Satan's Throne
Our cleric waves us out the door
And takes him on alone!
Satan's legions don't
Want to let us go
Our Techno pulls a bazooka out
And NUKES 'em 'til they GLOW!

Oh, ring their bells with prayers and spells
Don't let 'em get away!
We're brave and bold and CRAZED, we're told
To think we'll live the day!
Oh, ring their bells with swords and shells
Don't let 'em get away!
We'll hack and slash and blast and trash
And blow these dudes away!
Yes, we'll hack and slash and blast and trash
And drag our loot away!!"

 

[Scorched_Cascade]

By the Master of Metal himself... 'Things I Want'

Video is crappy, music is awesome, lyrics are Epic.

Dam beat me too it

Blinks Christmas song is great too http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=sy9_JjLnmZI perfectly describes me versus christmas carollors.

For some reason I really like the cheesy mel smith and kim wilde version of rocking around the christmas tree http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rPuRA1rZuTA

Then theres "chipmunks roasting on an open fire" http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=N0yyITRyvM4
and "walking round in womens underwear" http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=OlfjZpyDew8
by bob rivers both well worth a listen.

I also second the pogues feat kirsty maccoll (RIP) song "fairytale of new york" even though its sorta lost its meaning played around and around in shops with the last verse cut (so its just the tune extended with no words).

 

[Galletea]

By the Master of Metal himself... 'Things I Want'

Video is crappy, music is awesome, lyrics are Epic.

Epic indeed. I want one of those Harleys.

 

[Brokkr]

Damn youtube videos. I can't watch any of them while at work. They're all blocked.