Epic Skillz?

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s-l-u-g

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Well, I recently saw a thread entitled 'What would your power be?' It was something that asked if a person could have any power, what would it be, because that much was obvious and it got me thinking about the real gifts that we have... the epic skills that we hone... 'n stuff.

So what's your Epic Skill? What's the cool thing that you can do that sets you apart from the crowd?

I'll get things off to a good start I guess...

I can pee in the dark, with the lid down. And I'm male.

Either that or I'd go with my strange ability to have more than two songs stuck in my head at the same time (which is a real pain in the ass when I want to sleep, trust me.)
 

CIA

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I can play the beginning to fur elise. I can build a computer. I suppose those aren't exactly unique skills.
 

Ayrav

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notoriouslynx said:
I can beatbox, play the saxophone, breakdance, rap, snowboard, the best artist in my school, even better than the art teacher, play soccer, I'm the fastest and best runner in my school, and better than the gym teacher, write like 200 page stories in two hours, a good 200 page story, read big ass books fast, make up jokes and insults in a second that are good, build a computer, and cook amazingly.
Ooo poor baby... Do you need an ego stroking?
 

Erana

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I'd say my stuff, but I've already posted this in past threads and don't need any particular ego-stroking at the moment...
Just ask any of the regulars at the Escapist how awesome I am, though.

*shoots her insane alarm clock with lazers*
 

HellRaid

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I am the only person in the world who can make [Epic Spaghetti Bolegnaise of Justice] using basic ingredients from Tesco.
 

Beastialman

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I can take stuff apart with minimal tools. Even only using my body and a flat head screw driver, I then make new stuff... kind boring actually.
 

Halfbreed13

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I have night vision
Walk silently
Intruments?
Naturally good at games
Sword wielding
Yesh, I am that awesum.
 

Jurassic Rob

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Ayrav said:
notoriouslynx said:
I can beatbox, play the saxophone, breakdance, rap, snowboard, the best artist in my school, even better than the art teacher, play soccer, I'm the fastest and best runner in my school, and better than the gym teacher, write like 200 page stories in two hours, a good 200 page story, read big ass books fast, make up jokes and insults in a second that are good, build a computer, and cook amazingly.
Ooo poor baby... Do you need an ego stroking?
No, I think his Epic Skill is bullshitting!

BTW how is being the fastest and the best at running different?
 

Internet Kraken

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I have no unique attributes that I know of.


Seriously, I can't even snap my fingers. That's how dull I am.
 

Hexenwolf

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Apparently I can leap out of bed, have a short discussion, eyes open and attentive, and then go back to sleep. Doesn't sound that strange right? The thing is I'm not actually awake and can't remember said conversation later. This has caused me problems before (promising to do things while I'm asleep is a pain xP ).
 

KarumaK

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I can stay up for three days with a 23 hour sleep afterwards with no ill effects.
 
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I know more incredibly stupid trivia than any other person I've ever met, and am willing to have long drawn-out conversations centered around such.
 

s-l-u-g

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Last of the Chinchillas said:
I know more incredibly stupid trivia than any other person I've ever met, and am willing to have long drawn-out conversations centered around such.
... PM and we shall have one such conversation.

EDIT:

I never considered this a skill, but I figure I'll throw this out here now:

I never exercise to any extent, yet I still have muscles like someone who lifts weights every so often. wtf?