Epic Skillz?

[AvsJoe]

Required reading for this thread: http://www.cracked.com/article/114_5-superpowers-you-didnt-know-your-body-was-hiding-from-you/

 

[Deleric]

I can solve a rubix cube in 1:23 seconds.

Go me.

 

[Fauxity]

Eating any amount of salt without getting thirsty.

Once when I was younger, I turned over a Pringle so the concave side was showing, filled it with salt up to the brim, and ate it.

I have never drunk such quantities of water as then.

 

[Satin6T]

I beat Dracula and Mother Brain in I wanna be the guy
Edit* i'm awesome
and I was killed by the wine glass the first time
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3uj5dBE6Yc&feature=related

 

[crepesack]

Eating any amount of salt without getting thirsty.

Once when I was younger, I turned over a Pringle so the concave side was showing, filled it with salt up to the brim, and ate it.

I have never drunk such quantities of water as then.

that sounds...delicious haha.
Hmm i play the banjo? And uhmmmm i can name by scientific nomenclature a good number of commonly kept aquarium fish... lol.

I can beatbox, play the saxophone, breakdance, rap, snowboard, the best artist in my school, even better than the art teacher, play soccer, I'm the fastest and best runner in my school, and better than the gym teacher, write like 200 page stories in two hours, a good 200 page story, read big ass books fast, make up jokes and insults in a second that are good, build a computer, and cook amazingly.

oh and the average typed page DOUBLE SPACED has 250 words on it, a 200 page story would entail 50thousand plus or minus a thousand or so words. In order to accopmlish such a feat you would be typing at a 416.666... words per minute. I clock in at 80wpm and that is "fast" how are you able to go what is probably 3 times of what is humanly possible and are able to think about what you're writing. GJ bro GJ.

 

[Sketchy]

I can hold a conversation with somebody without speaking once, and not listening to a word the person says. I just nod and smile, and when they laugh, I follow suit. It's quite useful. Rarely do they catch on that I don't care about whatever they're saying. It's also why most people think I'm forgetful. I'm not, I just don't listen.

EDIT: Also, I'm very, very skinny, but probably the most unfit person you'll ever meet. SKILLZ

 

[feather240]

I can't sleep with a school project on my conscious. I can have an engaging conversation with my self, in my head. I am an exper- YOU LOST THE GAME!. I have a ton of muscles in my lip allowing me to hold it up on its on. I convinced a class mate into thinking I killed my parents for whistling, don't ask, and for the sake of my sanity don't whistle! I can actually run a lap in the gym in thirty seconds, and actually push my self to do it almost every time, plus pushing in another lap. I can create a feeling of light G-force when I close my eyes in the car. I can read in the car without getting sick. I can kill the light when I blink. "He is the most interesting man in the world!" (I know there's an xkcd comic about that, but I can't be bothered to link it. It's fairly recent though.)

 

[Fauxity]

I can beatbox, play the saxophone, breakdance, rap, snowboard, the best artist in my school, even better than the art teacher, play soccer, I'm the fastest and best runner in my school, and better than the gym teacher, write like 200 page stories in two hours, a good 200 page story, read big ass books fast, make up jokes and insults in a second that are good, build a computer, and cook amazingly.

Ooo poor baby... Do you need an ego stroking?

No, I think his Epic Skill is bullshitting!

BTW how is being the fastest and the best at running different?

What I meant was like, in track, you run a short distance and need to be really fast and for cross country, which I'm in, you need to be able to run a arge distance but know how to maintain your stamina. And come on, don't be jealous. I like and am happy with all my skills, I'm not an egomaniac.

I'm sorry to say, being conceited is not a skill.

 

[dududf]

I can notice a tiny movements from a far,(from which is good for sniping games) I have decent hand reflexes, I can zone out and make 4 hours feel like 10 minutes. if the situation calls for it I can break a 2 cinder blocks (not daring to try more, I happen to like my arm attached) with my elbow.


uhhh... I can improv a conversation?

ermm.... I can read really fast?

I'm REALLY good at listing long boring lists of stuff?

Kinda despressing to see how un-special I am @_@

 

[Akai Shizuku]

Um...I write poetry...

 

[101194]

Eating any amount of salt without getting thirsty.

Same, I'm prepairing for Nuke Winter.

 

[AbuFace]

I can take up physical space like a pro.

Ok, for real...

Spoiler: This is all I've got.

 

[axia777]

I wish I had Epic Programmer Skillz. If I did I would be making a sic figure salary in some video games company. That would be nice.

 

[awesomeemosewa]

I can zone completly out and not listen to anything you say, and this will continue on untill I hear my name. It is pretty cool

i basicly does this exept the name part people usally have to hit me and not always works then eather (especially when im reading).

 

[BeeRye]

oh and the average typed page DOUBLE SPACED has 250 words on it, a 200 page story would entail 50thousand plus or minus a thousand or so words. In order to accopmlish such a feat you would be typing at a 416.666... words per minute. I clock in at 80wpm and that is "fast" how are you able to go what is probably 3 times of what is humanly possible and are able to think about what you're writing. GJ bro GJ.

Laid the smackdown!

OT: I can eat 5 consecutive choc-ices without getting brainfreeze. Get in!

 

[Kenjitsuka]

I can go without any calories for 3 weeks and still hike up and down mountains 8 hours a day.

 

[ItsAChiaotzu]

I'm 14 and I can play the Selkies solo....

 

[Ninja_X]

I have epic ninja skills.

 

[Energylegzz]

I can make damn good Sloppy joes and light my foot on fire for 14 seconds before I need to put it out

 

[Lynx]

I only need to look at a word once to always remember how it's spelled.