Epic Skillz?

[Nicolefranklin]

I can sleep through/from anything. A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G! except my mum looking at me, dunno why, she just has to peek through my window (I live in one of our sidebuildings) and I'm wide awake. Anyway, yeah, I have mad sleeping skills. Probably won't be quite as fun once I get fired from future jobs just because I've moved out on my own, but I'll enjoy it while it lasts lol.

 

[El Poncho]

I guess at everything I do i'm good at it to an extent, there is very rarely something I am hopeless at.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

I can sit and do nothing for up to an hour, entertained solely by my thought processes. It comes in handy quite often.

 

[Superhyperactiveman]

My Epic Skillz
a song by Superhyperactiveman

I'm an actor.
I'm a writer.
I'm an amateur welterweight MMA fighter...
with a record of 5 and 2
And if I wanted to
I probably, with little strain, could walk up and break you...
I'm a lover
I'm a singer
My 3rd cousin guest-appeared on Jerry Springer.
I know that's not a skill
But I feel the urge still
to tell you that little tidbit about me, so chill...
because these are my epic skillz...

(Qualifications: I am not a famous MMA fighter. I fight in a club with some other MMA friends of mine, because most tournaments don't let students compete... My 3rd cousin did not appear on Jerry Springer. I just needed a rhyme.)

 

[Cakes]

I am able to easily dislocate my right shoulder; it pops in and out of place like nothing. As such, I can have my hands tied behind my back and roll my shoulder around to bring them back in front of me. Doing this also allows me to escape from a straight-jacket.

 

[person427]

I am starting to suspect that I have telekinesis that I can't control. Once I had to get something across the room from me and was to lazy to go get it. I actually saw it across the room, I didn't just think it was there. Half an hour later,I decided to go get it and it wasn't there.It was under my chair.

 

[Aerodyamic]

I can frolic quite competently.

Dude, you have my deepest respect and admiration. Frolicking is a nearly extinct art-form.

I, however, can only comb my eyebrows with my tongue.

 

[Davey Woo]

I was for a while the only person in my group of friends that could snipe through a car on Call of Duty 4. Don't have any proper epic skills though.

 

[caz105]

I can beatbox, play the saxophone, breakdance, rap, snowboard, the best artist in my school, even better than the art teacher, play soccer, I'm the fastest and best runner in my school, and better than the gym teacher, write like 200 page stories in two hours, a good 200 page story, read big ass books fast, make up jokes and insults in a second that are good, build a computer, and cook amazingly.

Ooo poor baby... Do you need an ego stroking?

No, I think his Epic Skill is bullshitting!

BTW how is being the fastest and the best at running different?

What I meant was like, in track, you run a short distance and need to be really fast and for cross country, which I'm in, you need to be able to run a arge distance but know how to maintain your stamina. And come on, don't be jealous. I like and am happy with all my skills, I'm not an egomaniac.

Yeah well my skill is being better than you at everything.


Yeah, you heard me, be afraid.

 

[elbryan108]

I can BS my way through any paper I have to write or speech I have to give, with little to no prep.

 

[AbuFace]

How about raining blood?

Spoiler: That's also a 5 star.

But it's an extremely low 5 star. The cutoff for Raining Blood on expert is 227,215, so you can see how close I scathed by. I don't really like the song/chart all that much though, so I'll probably never do much better than this -_-

 

[Nimbus]

I can sit and do nothing for up to an hour, entertained solely by my thought processes. It comes in handy quite often.

Oh, I can do this too, though I rarely have to.

 

[frank220]

I can get my ass knocked out by three hundred pound senior linemen.

 

[Aqualung]

I can play a mean clarinet, (six years now?) I'm a fair artist of portraits, and I'm epically sneaky. You can NOT hear me when I go in sneak mode.

 

[I am Jack's profile]

i can drink 6 litters of milk in one day...

 

[Fauxity]

I can beatbox, play the saxophone, breakdance, rap, snowboard, the best artist in my school, even better than the art teacher, play soccer, I'm the fastest and best runner in my school, and better than the gym teacher, write like 200 page stories in two hours, a good 200 page story, read big ass books fast, make up jokes and insults in a second that are good, build a computer, and cook amazingly.

Ooo poor baby... Do you need an ego stroking?

No, I think his Epic Skill is bullshitting!

BTW how is being the fastest and the best at running different?

What I meant was like, in track, you run a short distance and need to be really fast and for cross country, which I'm in, you need to be able to run a arge distance but know how to maintain your stamina. And come on, don't be jealous. I like and am happy with all my skills, I'm not an egomaniac.

I'm sorry to say, being conceited is not a skill.

Sorry I like to be proud with what I am able to do? Just because might not have skills, doesn't mean you should rain on others.

And just because you might not have skills, doesn't mean you should make shit up.

 

[henrebotha]

With experience, I will be the most fucking sick sound engineer you will ever meet.

For real. Fuck Brian Eno and Phil Spector and Alan Blumlein and whoever the fuck you want to name. I am going to be better than all of them.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Ahh! But do epic skillz pay the bills!?!?!?

 

[JoshasorousRex]

I can zone completly out and not listen to anything you say, and this will continue on untill I hear my name. It is pretty cool

So can I. It's freaking awesome when there are idiots around. I can also... Do stuff? I don't know, zoning out is the only one that stands out.

 

[crepesack]

Don't be so ignorant. Maybe I do have all the skills I listed, maybe I am bullshitting (which I'm not). Don't assume you know me.

if you will refer to a previous post i made. I made it clear it is impossible to type 200 pages within 2 hours. As you would have to type at 417 words per minute. The fastest i've seen is 150 nice try.