Epic Skillz?

[Asciotes]

I can climb rock wells with a 5.9 difficulty
I'm not that great at guitar but I can somewhat jump around while playing it.
I'm a pretty good singer as well, If I do say so myself

 

[BrEnNo1023]

i write poems and novels. i haven't had any of them published yet, so i'm in a real mean mood.




-.-

what? you didn't get the Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy reference...?
well, i can also count to thwee (shh!)

I can sit and do nothing for up to an hour, entertained solely by my thought processes. It comes in handy quite often.

i can do that for half a day nearly. being confined to one's own mind can be so fun sometimes. it's even better if you have a pen and paper as well. or a computer and a word processor

 

[crepesack]

Don't be so ignorant. Maybe I do have all the skills I listed, maybe I am bullshitting (which I'm not). Don't assume you know me.

if you will refer to a previous post i made. I made it clear it is impossible to type 200 pages within 2 hours. As you would have to type at 417 words per minute. The fastest i've seen is 150 nice try.

I don't believe I said I typed it.

thats even more of a reason to call bs... nice try you aren't good at lying.

 

[BrEnNo1023]

Don't be so ignorant. Maybe I do have all the skills I listed, maybe I am bullshitting (which I'm not). Don't assume you know me.

if you will refer to a previous post i made. I made it clear it is impossible to type 200 pages within 2 hours. As you would have to type at 417 words per minute. The fastest i've seen is 150 nice try.

I don't believe I said I typed it.

thats even more of a reason to call bs... nice try you aren't good at lying.

um, you do realise that if you set the font size to 1638 (microsoft word's maximum font) YOU CAN REACH 200 PAGES IN 2 HOURS QUITE EASILY.

see, he was telling the truth 100%! go into Word and try it now if you can. and Q.E.D. there you have it.......

i can write 200 pages in less than a minute.. XP

 

[Aur0ra145]

I can fly an airplane. And I'm alright at aerobatics. So that equates to I can fly an airplane upside down and not feel queezy or disoriented while I do it. That is some skillz, right?

 

[BrEnNo1023]

Don't be so ignorant. Maybe I do have all the skills I listed, maybe I am bullshitting (which I'm not). Don't assume you know me.

if you will refer to a previous post i made. I made it clear it is impossible to type 200 pages within 2 hours. As you would have to type at 417 words per minute. The fastest i've seen is 150 nice try.

I don't believe I said I typed it.

thats even more of a reason to call bs... nice try you aren't good at lying.

Eh. whatever. I don't need to go on anymore. You're just some dude on the internet. If I really cared about your opinion, I'd try to fight you.

inb4wittyorruderemarksayingimfullofbullshit.

what you need is a youtube account with videos showing off all your skills. at the moment you just sound like 'some dude on the internet' trying to leave a footprint on other people's otherwise ordinary lives. we have no idea that you're as special as you claim to be, so proof would be the only thing you need to give to convince people you're not pulling their legs.

 

[crepesack]

um, you do realise that if you set the font size to 1638 (microsoft word's maximum font) YOU CAN REACH 200 PAGES IN 2 HOURS QUITE EASILY.

see, he was telling the truth 100%! go into Word and try it now if you can. and Q.E.D. there you have it.......

i can write 200 pages in less than a minute.. XP

note he said a "good story" at 1600 or so font you would fit maybe 2 letters per page. I implore you to write a 400 letter story..no wait a GOOD story in 400 letters.
Otherwise lol wit.

 

[z121231211]

I can program ok (I got an A in computer science (high school) with little effort) but I suck at everything else so that will have to do.

I'm also really good at being lazy and procrastinating.

 

[Andronicus]

Ahh! But do epic skillz pay the bills!?!?!?

They can if they're... EPIC ACCOUNTANCY SKILLZ!
[small]which I don't have...[/small]

I can snap my fingers! On both hands! Really fast! To a beat!

My lifetime goal is to learn how to roll my R's. Anyone who can roll their R's earns my respect instantly.

 

[feebstalicious93]

acid spit b******

 

[Srkkl]

In a month with no formal lessons I learned how to play Tom Sawyer on the drums flawlessly along with Red Barchetta and The Camera Eye. I am the greatest, and any Rush fan would agree.

 

[muckinscavitch]

1) Lick my elbow

2) take joy in tedious mathematics

3) gain random people's trust easily (Though I have not used it for evil...yet)

4) Always somehow look at the clock at 11 minutes past the hour (which is just freaky!)

5) To go with the last one, wake up seconds before my alarm, and go "5..4..3..2..1.." and then the alarm goes off, don't know how I manage that one...

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

I can ride my bike with no handlebars....no handlebars...no handlebars...

 

[traceur_]

I guess parkour is the closest thing I have to epic skillz, related to that, I'm a very fast runner, I'm very agile, I'm very good at climbing things, I have a very high pain tolerance.

 

[McNinja]

My epic skillz are having the abilty to become retarded after a certain time. That and ten years of Tae Kwon Do. I also have mediocre drumming skills, but I can do quite the fast double bass. Like Divine Heresy Tim Young Fast.

Don't be so ignorant. Maybe I do have all the skills I listed, maybe I am bullshitting (which I'm not). Don't assume you know me.

if you will refer to a previous post i made. I made it clear it is impossible to type 200 pages within 2 hours. As you would have to type at 417 words per minute. The fastest i've seen is 150 nice try.

I don't believe I said I typed it.

thats even more of a reason to call bs... nice try you aren't good at lying.

um, you do realise that if you set the font size to 1638 (microsoft word's maximum font) YOU CAN REACH 200 PAGES IN 2 HOURS QUITE EASILY.

see, he was telling the truth 100%! go into Word and try it now if you can. and Q.E.D. there you have it.......

i can write 200 pages in less than a minute.. XP

Hahaha well played, sir. well played indeed.

 

[Emeli]

I'm totally epic at cobbling together solutions. I once rewired an electrical circuit with a tea candle, masking tape and a piece of cardboard. My sister's camera still works to this day, several years later.

I'm pretty epic at writing fiction. I wanna get published but I'm constantly unhappy with my work and end up scrapping it before it's finished.

 

[Biosophilogical]

I am very good at phrasing arguments (verbally, my skills are less 1337z0r5 in written form).
I am the best maths student in our grade (natural ability wise, not knowledge wise (I opted to not do maths c so I don't know as much maths as some but I am still better at what I do know))
I also have a massive imagination and can (at times (times when I am not being bombarded by douche-faggery)) think in images and also I can hink two things at once (I can ... let's say. count, while recalling lyrics)

 

[magnuslion]

I have the incredible ability to not need my ego stroked by online forums.

Smart @$$ comments aside, I can deadlift 705 and I can bench 445.

 

[Fauxity]

I can beatbox, play the saxophone, breakdance, rap, snowboard, the best artist in my school, even better than the art teacher, play soccer, I'm the fastest and best runner in my school, and better than the gym teacher, write like 200 page stories in two hours, a good 200 page story, read big ass books fast, make up jokes and insults in a second that are good, build a computer, and cook amazingly.

Ooo poor baby... Do you need an ego stroking?

No, I think his Epic Skill is bullshitting!

BTW how is being the fastest and the best at running different?

What I meant was like, in track, you run a short distance and need to be really fast and for cross country, which I'm in, you need to be able to run a arge distance but know how to maintain your stamina. And come on, don't be jealous. I like and am happy with all my skills, I'm not an egomaniac.

I'm sorry to say, being conceited is not a skill.

Sorry I like to be proud with what I am able to do? Just because might not have skills, doesn't mean you should rain on others.

And just because you might not have skills, doesn't mean you should make shit up.

Don't be so ignorant. Maybe I do have all the skills I listed, maybe I am bullshitting (which I'm not). Don't assume you know me.

The word you are looking for there is 'arrogant', not ignorant. This really is kind of amusing, I'll give you that.