Esapist the game!

[Trippy Turtle]

OK fellow escapists i was wondering if all of us as a group could create a game what would your part of the universe be, assuming we could all program the game and do what we liked with it. if i made a part it would be where you could chose a race with different abilities and weapons like oblivion.
so what would your part be and would you play it?

P.s yes i know it wont happen i was just interested.

edit: Dont forget you can do ANYTHING

 

[Mr. Grey]

You encounterd a wild Sophisticated Amorphous Blob!

What do you do?

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I choose to be the CEO that does nothing yet takes all of the credit. That is a choice, right? No? Didn't think so.

I choose to be... a writer. I'd probably feel more comfortable in that position.

 

[Corpse XxX]

I would make most enemies look like Kotick and Uwe Boll..

The rest would be an assorted selection of different politicians..

They would all only have tennis rackets to defend themselves..
My weapons would consist of video tapes of different "game to video" vhs's, subsciptions and taxes written on my bullets with "max payne" slow motion kill so victims get to read my laws..
Then they would drop money so i could rob them and that would fill my auto t-bag insta kills meter..

 

[TimeLord]

*Opens time window with a kettle and some string*

[HEADING=2]A wild TimeLord appeared[/HEADING]

Wild TimeLord used 'Time Theory Confusion' by talking really fast

It's Super Effective

 

[RatRace123]

I would be the wisecracking, endearing sidekick who takes a level of badass when I heroically sacrifice myself near the end.

 

[Simalacrum]

*Opens time window with a kettle and some string*

[HEADING=2]A wild TimeLord appeared[/HEADING]

Wild TimeLord used 'Time Theory Confusion' by talking really fast

It's Super Effective

Anonymous Something has fainted!

[HEADING=2]Go! Random juggler![/HEADING]

Random juggler uses juggling knives then accidentally throwing them at you

It's Super Effective

 

[TimeLord]

*Opens time window with a kettle and some string*

[HEADING=2]A wild TimeLord appeared[/HEADING]

Wild TimeLord used 'Time Theory Confusion' by talking really fast

It's Super Effective

Anonymous Something has fainted!

[HEADING=2]Go! Random juggler![/HEADING]

Random juggler uses juggling knives then accidentally throwing them at you

It's Super Effective

[HEADING=2]TimeLord activates his special effect![/HEADING]

TimeLord regenerates

TimeLord's HP has been restored

 

[Simalacrum]

*Opens time window with a kettle and some string*

[HEADING=2]A wild TimeLord appeared[/HEADING]

Wild TimeLord used 'Time Theory Confusion' by talking really fast

It's Super Effective

Anonymous Something has fainted!

[HEADING=2]Go! Random juggler![/HEADING]

Random juggler uses juggling knives then accidentally throwing them at you

It's Super Effective

[HEADING=2]TimeLord activates his special effect![/HEADING]

TimeLord regenerates

TimeLord's HP has been restored

What? Random juggler is evolving!

[HEADING=2]Congratulations! Your Random juggler has evolved into Resident Juggler![/HEADING]

Resident Juggler uses talking philosophically about juggling! [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/534.203135-Thoughts-upon-life-from-the-Resident-Juggler-ambitions]

It's Super Effective

(edit: come to think of it, I wander if people will be able to go to that link, considering its a link to a thread in the Publisher's Club...?)

 

[Vrex360]

I get the feeling I would be a final boss fight. A really violent 'destroy all humans' kind of boss fight.

Or some kind of weapon shop owner.

 

[Colonel Mustard]

I'd probably be the uppity mission giver.

'Go to Doom Castle and get me a cup of tea. I don't care if you'll be slaughtered and that you can get a cup of tea form anywhere else, I want my tea from Doom Castle!'

 

[Sonicron]

The obvious choice of game type for the Escapist would obviously be some kind of RPG, most likely an MMORPG. Based on my avatar and the fraction, class and level of the player who encounters me I'd either be a small quest giver, a supporting NPC or an enemy, most likely defending a small outpost.

 

[Omikron009]

I'll be Chekhov's gunman. Maybe I'll appear as a very well dressed homeless person to start with.

 

[Lizardon]

My part would be a bunch of unfunny pop-culture references and old internet memes that will make gamers shake their head and moan.

 

[Mr Thin]

You know that guy that gives you a ton of advice you don't need, then asks if you'd like to hear it again? Like the Owl in Ocarina of Time?

Yeah, I'd be an NPC you could pay exorbitant amounts of in-game cash to hunt them down and DECAPITATE THEM.

My part of the game universe would be a small, sparsely furnished prefabricated house, with talking appliances.

Just because.

 

[TimeLord]

*Opens time window with a kettle and some string*

[HEADING=2]A wild TimeLord appeared[/HEADING]

Wild TimeLord used 'Time Theory Confusion' by talking really fast

It's Super Effective

Anonymous Something has fainted!

[HEADING=2]Go! Random juggler![/HEADING]

Random juggler uses juggling knives then accidentally throwing them at you

It's Super Effective

[HEADING=2]TimeLord activates his special effect![/HEADING]

TimeLord regenerates

TimeLord's HP has been restored

What? Random juggler is evolving!

[HEADING=2]Congratulations! Your Random juggler has evolved into Resident Juggler![/HEADING]

Resident Juggler uses talking philosophically about juggling! [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/534.203135-Thoughts-upon-life-from-the-Resident-Juggler-ambitions]

It's Super Effective

(edit: come to think of it, I wander if people will be able to go to that link, considering its a link to a thread in the Publisher's Club...?)

[HEADING=2]TimeLord's regeneration is trying to learn Time Jump, but TimeLord can only know 4 moves. Delete an older move to make room for Time Jump?[/HEADING]

Which move should be forgotten?

1] Time Theory Confusion
2] Sonic Screwdriver
3] Impossible Dalek Summon
4] Run!

1,2,3... Poof! TimeLord forgot 'Impossible Dalek Summon' and TimeLord learned 'Time Jump'

(edit: I think it just comes up as a 404 error to non-PubClubbers.
Btw, thanks for mentioning me in your thread )