Escalation

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

I'm glad I could cheer you up

I suppose the worst thing about living away from home are the small things you miss, so thanks to the internet, I supply you with all the British charm you would otherwise be missing while out at the colonies.

That is true, sir! This desert is a lot more homely feeling when I can get a slice of home on here!!

Working with the US is still shocking me everyday!! Today I learned that they don't have the same words for courgette or aubergine... they have Zucchini and Eggplant, respectively! I had heard of their versions, but didn't realise that they are just different words for the same thing...
Also don't get me started on grilling/BBQing! I mentioned grilling bread to make cheese on toast (with worcestershire sauce, naturally) and just got horrified looks... when I asked what was wrong, they said: 'why would you put bread on the BBQ!?' -- We were not amused...

 

[.No.]

So let me get this straight:

He has a front row seat to Mol and Erin (two relatively attractive women) fighting in their underwear, experiencing what was once only a fantasy, in the comfort of his own home, recliner in the best position, alcoholic beverage in hand, AND get's bragging rights?

Spoiler: ...

"Nice."

For some reason, that guy looks a hell of a lot like Sluggo.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I'm glad I could cheer you up

I suppose the worst thing about living away from home are the small things you miss, so thanks to the internet, I supply you with all the British charm you would otherwise be missing while out at the colonies.

That is true, sir! This desert is a lot more homely feeling when I can get a slice of home on here!!

Working with the US is still shocking me everyday!! Today I learned that they don't have the same words for courgette or aubergine... they have Zucchini and Eggplant, respectively! I had heard of their versions, but didn't realise that they are just different words for the same thing...
Also don't get me started on grilling/BBQing! I mentioned grilling bread to make cheese on toast (with worcestershire sauce, naturally) and just got horrified looks... when I asked what was wrong, they said: 'why would you put bread on the BBQ!?' -- We were not amused...

The quicker we get out there and sort stuff out, the better.

This nonsense has gone on for far too long

'Why would you put bread on the BBQ?'

Pfft, savages.

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

The quicker we get out there and short stuff out, the better.

This nonsense has gone on for far too long

'Why would you put bread on the BBQ?'

Pfft, savages.

Hear hear...!

Not only that I have been force fed an ungentlemanly ammount of bacon flavoured products... seriously, if it not an actual peice of bacon, it should not taste anything of the sort...

(Unless it's Walkers Smokey Bacon of course!)

 

[Daystar Clarion]

The quicker we get out there and short stuff out, the better.

This nonsense has gone on for far too long

'Why would you put bread on the BBQ?'

Pfft, savages.

Hear hear...!

Not only that I have been force fed an ungentlemanly ammount of bacon flavoured products... seriously, if it not an actual peice of bacon, it should not taste anything of the sort...

(Unless it's Walkers Smokey Bacon of course!)

Or Frazzles, bloody hell they're delicious.

I honestly don't think I could live in America for an extended period of time.

That's not me knocking the country, I'd gladly go there on holiday, but I'd miss home too much if I had to stay for months on end.

 

[BehattedWanderer]

Wisest possible solution for Clutch at this moment.

Cheers.
*sips* Nice.

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

Or Frazzles, bloody hell they're delicious.

I honestly don't think I could live in America for an extended period of time.

That's not me knocking the country, I'd gladly go there on holiday, but I'd miss home too much if I had to stay for months on end.

I'd agree with you there. Even though I am not there now, where I am is very influenced by them, and all facilities are provided by them...

It's just little things you miss... like the fact you can get salad dressings (all different flavours), ranch sauce and marinara sauce up the yin-yang, but they do not have malt vinager anywhere... at... all! And fries will never be as good as chips! Seriously!

I return in 2 weeks though, back to normality! I will definately go to the chippy on the way home... Battered cod and chips, expertly consumed with the small wooden fork of wonder!

Anyway mate, I am off now! On a short shift today! I am off to meet with an attractive young girl from Hawaii who hangs around with me solely because she likes my accent...! Such is life...

 

[BehattedWanderer]

Also don't get me started on grilling/BBQing! I mentioned grilling bread to make cheese on toast (with worcestershire sauce, naturally) and just got horrified looks... when I asked what was wrong, they said: 'why would you put bread on the BBQ!?' -- We were not amused...

The quicker we get out there and sort stuff out, the better.

This nonsense has gone on for far too long

'Why would you put bread on the BBQ?'

Pfft, savages.

What are you guys doing to Barbeque over there? I get grilled cheese, sure, and I'm not opposed to a toasted bun for burgers, sandwiches, or even a decent pulled pork, but why are you messing with the perfect order of the multitude of juices from grilled meats infusing the metal racks, forever compounding a greater flavor in the next piece?

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

What are you guys doing to Barbeque over there? I get grilled cheese, sure, and I'm not opposed to a toasted bun for burgers, sandwiches, or even a decent pulled pork, but why are you messing with the perfect order of the multitude of juices from grilled meats infusing the metal racks, forever compounding a greater flavor in the next piece?

The point you have outstandingly missed is that we do not call a Barbeque a grill!

To us the grill is the other setting in an oven... the one where you leave the door open, and the bar at the top glows... that's what we make cheese on toast in...

That one...!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Anyway mate, I am off now! On a short shift today! I am off to meet with an attractive young girl from Hawaii who hangs around with me solely because she likes my accent...! Such is life...

Living the dream

That's one advantage about being British.

Foreign ladies, especially Americans, love the accent. Well, if it's a proper accent, so you're fresh out of luck if you're from Liverpool

snip

Well when we have a barbecue, it's less steak and ribs, and more sausages, burgers and chicken legs.

Spoiler: Also...

Fucking cheese on fucking toast with fucking Worchestershire fucking sauce.

But that's cooked under a grill, not on a barbecue.

 

[Xan Krieger]

he needs a pool filled with oil or jello LETS GET IT ON!

Nah it's better clean and competitive. Also this is the single best comic strip ever, how many others can you name with 2 hot chicks wrestling in their underwear?

I can think of a few... but I'm not sure "comic" is the appropriate name for them, and I'd probably get banned for linking them.

PM please, I'd like to have a look at them.

 

[Something Amyss]

that would more or less be you ... for being witty >.> <.< but i am not unprepared!!

*provides cookies and bacon*

Who are you calling little?

>.<

Okay, I can forgive you...For cookies and bacon.

 

[Easton Dark]

I find Erin in Panel two to be inexplicably attractive.

 

[BehattedWanderer]

snip

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What? No! That's not a grill, or a Barbeque! Those are toaster ovens! Or even a broiler, for Mr Watson. This is a grill:

Spoiler: First piece of evidence

And this is a barbeque:

Spoiler: The tastiest evidence

Yours fit in the kitchen, next to the blender! A barbeque is a powerful statement, capable of handling an entire cul de sac or parking lot section's need of charcoal or propane grilled deliciousness, not something that fits under the counter! Yeah, you could put a bit of bread with some cheese, and any sauce you desire, on to it's perfectly molded racks, but a simple toaster oven will handle that, I assure you. You go to the Barbeque when you want the tastiest, greatest, most delicious food you'll ever eat, not when you've got a mild urge for some lightly toasted bread. Steak, ribs, fish, burgers, hot dogs, chicken of all parts, glazed and seared to absolute perfection, alongside fire-roasted fruit and veggies! You may warm your buns on it sure, but only when you are using those buns for the burger pulled off the grill above the coals!

You poor, poor souls, thinking you're working with a barbeque. Who lied to you? Tell me, I'll have words with them, and rectify their erroneous thinking. Man, the word even traces back to "barabicu", which means "sacred fire pit", not "sits next to blender". I feel bad for you, now, having had to reduce your sacred fire pits to measly little affairs like that. If only you knew what you were missing.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

The reasons are unimportant. It's just... nice.

 

[KrunkDeGeist]

I know this is trying to be a tame bit of wish-fulfillment and this is just a small gripe. But can we get more interesting types of underwear on the girls? I mean, understandably this is not the main focus of the strip but it just seems odd that Mol, who was about to be having some fun times would be wearing plain ol' white tighty-whities.

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

Yours fit in the kitchen, next to the blender! A barbeque is a powerful statement, capable of handling an entire cul de sac or parking lot section's need of charcoal or propane grilled deliciousness, not something that fits under the counter! Yeah, you could put a bit of bread with some cheese, and any sauce you desire, on to it's perfectly molded racks, but a simple toaster oven will handle that, I assure you. You go to the Barbeque when you want the tastiest, greatest, most delicious food you'll ever eat, not when you've got a mild urge for some lightly toasted bread. Steak, ribs, fish, burgers, hot dogs, chicken of all parts, glazed and seared to absolute perfection, alongside fire-roasted fruit and veggies! You may warm your buns on it sure, but only when you are using those buns for the burger pulled off the grill above the coals!

You poor, poor souls, thinking you're working with a barbeque. Who lied to you? Tell me, I'll have words with them, and rectify their erroneous thinking. Man, the word even traces back to "barabicu", which means "sacred fire pit", not "sits next to blender". I feel bad for you, now, having had to reduce your sacred fire pits to measly little affairs like that. If only you knew what you were missing.

No, no, no good sir... you are still bewildered...! We have barbeques as well... They go outside, and will make many a burger or hotdog... we just do not refer to them as grills... our 'grills' are built into our ovens! We do not barbeque in a grill, we barbeque outside in the barbeque... we grill cheese, or sausages for breakfast in the grill... even crisp off bacon, or the cheese on a Cottage/Sheppards pie in the grill! They are different!

 

[K4RN4GE911]

Just sit back, and enjoy the show..

- sip drink

Cheers.

I think he should be recording this though.

If he wants any chance of getting laid, I'd advise against this.

Tuckers law number 4; Girls like it when you're nice to them, but they also like it when you're a dick, so I dunno, mix it up a bit

For quoting the most badass pervert to ever wear cyan power armor, you have been promoted to my favorite person of the day.

 

[The Wooster]

I know this is trying to be a tame bit of wish-fulfillment and this is just a small gripe. But can we get more interesting types of underwear on the girls? I mean, understandably this is not the main focus of the strip but it just seems odd that Mol, who was about to be having some fun times would be wearing plain ol' white tighty-whities.

Did you sign up for the forums purely to ask for more interesting underwear?

 

[Magnalian]

I know this is trying to be a tame bit of wish-fulfillment and this is just a small gripe. But can we get more interesting types of underwear on the girls? I mean, understandably this is not the main focus of the strip but it just seems odd that Mol, who was about to be having some fun times would be wearing plain ol' white tighty-whities.

Did you sign up for the forums purely to ask for more interesting underwear?

I can think of worse reasons to sign up.