Please do. Don't let all of the angry rants on the forum scare you offmGoLos said:Yeah, good points all around .. I still wanna watch it though.
Please do. Don't let all of the angry rants on the forum scare you offmGoLos said:Yeah, good points all around .. I still wanna watch it though.
Quite unnecessary. If you don't like them, don't keep watching them.AntiFate said:Bob, you know what, I've realized you're just a wannabe jaded hack who needs to stop spewing his "humble" opinion and go back to fapping to his comic books... Not once in this review did you address anything other than the one single plot mechanic that this movie failed to deliver, no story, no dialogue, no acting... just you bashing god... I'm so sick of your reviews...
Just because you say it's over doesn't mean it is. Seeing as Bob has been responding, sporadically, but responding, the argument is not over. Until there is no more to be discussed, it is never over. What you have just done is bumped your post count and contributed nothing to the conversation at all. If it is over for you, just leave it alone. Just because you have no interest in the topic anymore, doesn't mean everyone else has left it too.PlasticLion said:You're still here?
It's over.
Go home.
Go.
(sigh) If you don't know the quote, then I do apologize. Please understand I was merely trying to be light-hearted because the comments here have gotten so heavy. Sorry.Gxas said:Quite unnecessary. If you don't like them, don't keep watching them.AntiFate said:Bob, you know what, I've realized you're just a wannabe jaded hack who needs to stop spewing his "humble" opinion and go back to fapping to his comic books... Not once in this review did you address anything other than the one single plot mechanic that this movie failed to deliver, no story, no dialogue, no acting... just you bashing god... I'm so sick of your reviews...
Just because you say it's over doesn't mean it is. Seeing as Bob has been responding, sporadically, but responding, the argument is not over. Until there is no more to be discussed, it is never over. What you have just done is bumped your post count and contributed nothing to the conversation at all. If it is over for you, just leave it alone. Just because you have no interest in the topic anymore, doesn't mean everyone else has left it too.PlasticLion said:You're still here?
It's over.
Go home.
Go.
Pardon, I was actually really pissed at the other guy I quoted. I guess I let some (read: most) of that rage transfer into my response to you. I understand your motive.PlasticLion said:(sigh) If you don't know the quote, then I do apologize. Please understand I was merely trying to be light-hearted because the comments here have gotten so heavy. Sorry.
I have a post count?
Excellent points about the two books, although going around with a Playboy might make those long wasteland journeys a little less lonely.MovieBob said:Voltaire would be pretentious and nonfunctional - you'd have to explain to at least half of the audience what the significance of it was.
Playboy would be silly, unless it tied into the plot somehow (i.e. people had forgotten about sex or something, I dunno.)
I have no objection to the MacGuffin being a Bible BECAUSE it's a Bible, I object to it being a Bible in the context and tone of this movie.
True again, but I think that the irony is that one fights a butt-load of Bibles being sold left and right and in every household. Whether the irony was good or not is up to interpretation. I think that carrying a Bible around would have more to story listeners than if he carried around The Mona Lisa, which much fewer folks have had interactions with (it's actually smaller than one would think).MovieBob said:See, the whole "last book/movie/song/whatever on Earth" thing has been done A LOT; and when it works there's generally some level of irony or at least commentary at play in terms of what "it" is.
Good point, however I think that if we were to relate a post-apocalyptic world to some other time in history, it would probably be the dark ages. In this time, there were a lot of cases in which people did pray for salvation, forgiveness, protection, etc. and never got it. People were likely to die left and right at the hands of Vikings from the north, Muslims in the south (though Spain), bandits on the road, or even your (fellow Christian) lord who kills you because your daughter is pretty. No protection, which is why this time sucked.MovieBob said:This is aside from the fact that the film's ultimate pointlessness undermine's itself by serving as a perfect example of why God (as opposed to agents thereof) doesn't really "work" as a character in non-Biblical stories. By the end of the film, it's 100% clear that God has been an active participant in the film, meaning that our story ultimately boils down to this: God decides to save mankind from the apocalypse by putting a Bible in the hands of one guy and having him wander westward for 30 years killing people with a sword. I'm sorry, "mysterious ways" or not, that's just poor plotting.
I completely agree with you on both points, although "complaining" might be a bit to strong a word, as it implies that I give a shit what people think. As far as Atheists trying to shove "nothing" down your throat, (well put by the way) people like that are just as bad as hypocritical Christians.thornussell said:Even if religion was removed (pretty much impossible) the world would find something else to fight over. And you complained about people trying to shove god down your throat well i have met atheists who try even harder to shove nothing down my throat.Undercover said:I already know what I was babbling about...
I beg your pardon? Where are you getting your "facts" from? Firstly, you have no idea who I am or what kind of person I am, so to make a statement like your "KKK" one only proves your own ignorance, and has nothing to do with what I was talking about. It made no sense at all.Badassassin said:really? do you also walk into the ghetto and say "i am part of the kkk!!!"Undercover said:Once again, getting attacked for my views...
and do you realize that if you say your an atheist, people don't try and force god down your throat (at least most normal people) but if you tell an atheist your religion he'll try to convince you how idiotic and how bad religion is. so please, don't go into your rant about religion, because its so tired and samey as all the other atheist speeches we've heard here.
20 bucks? where the fuck do you see movies at? the death star?Armored Prayer said:Just as I suspected... it was going to be boring.
Well at least I saved myself 20 bucks.
i have seen it, and yes he does a few times, he spits a few lines out here and there about that, overall the movie isn't some super christian based movie trying to get you to believe in god so overall i enjoyed it alothamster mk 4 said:So the person with the last copy of "Love thy neighbor" goes about slaughtering people with a sword? Is there any part in the movie where the main character acknowledges the irony of his actions? From the trailers I didn't think the book would be the bible, but now that I know it is, this movie seems a whole lot less interesting.
jboking said:Oh wow, sad day. I was hoping this might actually turn out good. Thanks for the heads up Bob.
CloggedDonkey said:damn. I had some hope for this movie. ho well. I hadn't bought a ticket yet, and if you couldn't see the "it's a bible" thing coming, you are blind.
BloodyThoughts said:Wow, I haven't ever seen Bob this bored while reviewing a movie.
I think I might skip this one. I have already seen too many Apocalyptic films. Plus to me anything that just has one guy carrying the one last...Thing, to the one last place to keep it safe is boring, besides it being cut up by action scenes.
Scrythe said:I know this probably sounds cliche over the internet and all, but I can honestly say that I actually felt physically ill watching this review.
Then again, this isn't surprising, considering that this one is done by the fucking Hughes brothers - the same assholes responsible for Menace II Society. Also, the guy who's credited for writing this apparently was involved in Duke Nukem Forever, which is good enough to fucking lynch the bastard.
THIS MOVIE DOES NOT SUCK.Xyphon said:I was expecting this movie to be pretty bad, and apparently I was right. I rarely laugh at a movie trailer, but this one made me laugh at how dumb and unoriginal it seemed.
Have you even SEEN this movie?likalaruku said:Who knows, this could be 2010's first contribution to the 100 worst movies ever made.
1) i said that because if you throw that sort of stuff out into the wind, your just going to get it right back in your face. i don't care what you think but you just don't say things like that, its just rude.Undercover said:I beg your pardon? Where are you getting your "facts" from? Firstly, you have no idea who I am or what kind of person I am, so to make a statement like your "KKK" one only proves your own ignorance, and has nothing to do with what I was talking about. It made no sense at all.Badassassin said:really? do you also walk into the ghetto and say "i am part of the kkk!!!"Undercover said:Once again, getting attacked for my views...
and do you realize that if you say your an atheist, people don't try and force god down your throat (at least most normal people) but if you tell an atheist your religion he'll try to convince you how idiotic and how bad religion is. so please, don't go into your rant about religion, because its so tired and samey as all the other atheist speeches we've heard here.
If you would be so kind as to explain why you said that to me, I would appreciate it.
And as far as walking around telling people I'm an Atheist is concerned, just who in the hell do you think you are making blanket statements like that? So you're saying that in all the research you've done (I'm assuming that you've done extensive research into Atheism, otherwise making a statement like that was very foolish) you can conclusively say that all Athiests will try to force their beliefs on other people, even to a greater degree than religious types doing the same, and indeed will do so with condescension and insults?
I'd like to see where you got that information from, unless of course you just made it up and are basically talking out of your ass. So which is it, fact or fiction?
And as far as my "rant" is concerned, my friend you have yet to hear one from me. Not once have I ever called someone an idiot for their religious beliefs. Misinformed and misguided perhaps, but I would never stoop to such juvenile statements.
I could spend all day talking about how religion poisons everything, and back up every statement with histortical and proveable facts.
How about you? I've already said it once, if you want to get into it with me you'd better be prepared.
Attack me again, see what happens.