Escape to the Movies: Buried

[hem dazon 90]

Bob. It's time to have an intervention. I don't know if you are a lecherous creep or just playing on TV but it's getting really annoying either way. It's literally interfering with your job. Your job is comment on Buried not get side tracked and start showing pictures of attractive actresses.

1 Attractive movie actresses are not rare.

2 If we wanted to see publicly released stills we would use Google.

3 Women watch this too, or at least would watch it if they weren't discouraged by the blatant fan service and objectification.

4 Using someone's copyrighted photos to boost your view count is pretty low.

I know this video isn't the worst example but it's the straw that broke the camel's back. Have some dignity. You're a 28 year old balding man. Publicly Drooling of pretty women makes you look pathetic. Please stick to your movie reviews and analysis not superficial judgments of women.

This

Spoiler

And white women aren't all that good looking anyway

 

[FarSpace]

Bob. It's time to have an intervention. I don't know if you are a lecherous creep or just playing on TV but it's getting really annoying either way. It's literally interfering with your job. Your job is comment on Buried not get side tracked and start showing pictures of attractive actresses.

1 Attractive movie actresses are not rare.

2 If we wanted to see publicly released stills we would use Google.

3 Women watch this too, or at least would watch it if they weren't discouraged by the blatant fan service and objectification.

4 Using someone's copyrighted photos to boost your view count is pretty low.

I know this video isn't the worst example but it's the straw that broke the camel's back. Have some dignity. You're a 28 year old balding man. Publicly Drooling of pretty women makes you look pathetic. Please stick to your movie reviews and analysis not superficial judgments of women.

I can understand this point of view...and somewhat support it. The Escapist has a female audience, and this audience isn't a small percent, having to listen to a twenty eight year old man drooling over half-naked actresses in suggestive posses isn't exactly the best experience for a woman.

signed up on the forums to register my annoyance that as a homo, saying "Scarlett Johannson, Yeahhhh" is increasingly beginning to irritate.

I watch your reviews for insight into how movies work, a-la RedLetterMedia/MrPlinkett. This comicbookguy wink wink nudge nudgery is not becoming of you, Bobski.

You could become an equal opportunities lech and Yeahhh. Jacob from twilight a few times

All it is, is comic relief to keep us awake, they even do it in church, all people talking to a crowed make jokes to keep people awake and back in the present. is normal.

 

[FarSpace]

Honestly, i don't know if Bob really has seen that movie. I was unfortunate enough to be one of the first people to see it in my country and i have NEVER seen a movie as bad as buried. And i have seen A LOT of bad movies. Half the people in the cinema walked out of the movie because it sucked so bad and many people booed at the screen. Everybody was pissed.

Why is buried shit? Because you see nothing but a guy that is a complete failure as an actor doing nothing but calling random people, always displaying an enourmous ammount of stupidity. The story is inexistant and the viewer gets tortured by 10 minutes long passages of black screen and heavy breathing. Its like watching porn with you monitor switched off. Boring as hell. There wasn't more than 5 minutes when i could actually enjoy the movie. The rest was a painfull waiting for it to fucking finally end! I could've done so much better stuff in all that time..

Buried is probably the worst movie in theaters we got punished with in the last 50 years. Download that crap and see what i mean. But dont waste time or money on that piece of crap. You will regret it.

I really feel like Movie Bob received some money for that ridiculous "critic". He repeats the exact same lines as the buried-marketing people want us to believe. "This movie has everything! Puzzle solving, drama, romance, horror, great actors and story". And that he really used the word awesome to describe buried is like using the word "awesome" to describe cancer. It's not even funny anymore.

Dude!!! You are so correct!!!

 

[Damon Youngker]

Why has no-one noticed that fire burns oxygen? Who the hell is stupid enough to use a lighter to see what's going on in an enclosed WOODEN space with limited air?! Whoever that person is they would not last long, their air would burn up in about 3 minutes if they used the lighter at all. Also, there's the fire hazard. AND the fact that he doesn't NEED the lighter considering that he has a CELL PHONE with a light.
I would never be able to get over all that.

 

[Enigmatic_Muse]

Tomorrow, When the War Began was actually pretty good IMO. It stays true to the book and it's a lot of fun to watch. I was worried about the actors when I saw who they were in the trailer, but they played their respective parts well enough. Worth looking at, anyway.

I wasn't sure about Buried but I'll definitely go check it out now.

 

[Sylveria]

This is an exploitation flick... THIS? *eyeroll* But sad news about the Wonder Woman thing.. and hopefully good news about Sups.

 

[Kurokami]

Considering how low budget this is, I wouldn't be surprised if it never came to my country at all.

I'd definitely give it a try if it ever came.

It came out in New Zealand and we tend to get shit pretty late, where abouts you live?

And GREAT movie, so if it does come around invite a few guys, for me, it made me kinda hate people while watching it. (In a good way)

 

[Kurokami]

This is a one-dimentional boring film with a rambling "plot" and a lead who wasn't that watchable in his previous films with an ensemble cast. The fact it was an independent art-house film gives it no extra cred or lenience, as many many other indie films have done so much more with less. This really is going to be one of the worst films of the season (not as bad as the Expendables etc, but close).

Seriously, THE FILM IS ABOUT A GUY IN A BOX. This will only appeal to the claustrophobic horror-film lovers with too much money and no imagination. So, basically mainstream audiences. I'm gonna see if I can find ANYWHERE in the UK actually showing Splice and see that instead. Or maybe watch Inception again.

Remember how much hate Bob got for insulting people who enjoyed a certain film rather than just the film itself? (Expendables)

Don't go about insulting my imagination, and the genre you were looking for is Thriller, not Horror. As for having too much money, it seems I have less than you if you're off and planning to see another film so soon.

Good day to you sir.

(And I realize, or at the very least hope, that you simply wrote that insult as an oversight rather than an intentional arrogance)

 

[Nouw]

Pai Mei reference is hilarious. Also, TWTWB was boring for me.

 

[Robert Roy MacGregor]

Ryan divorced the *****. Guess its your move now, eh Bob? EH?

 

[Kitteh]

can you go back to that first scarlett johannson pic?