I actually haven't heard that Wii U joke, yet, though Kung-Pow IS a funny movie!
Also, people seem to be forgetting what the Tanooki Suit really was: it's the raccoon suit, but with the ability to turn into a stone statue. In the trailer, all we've seen Mario do while wearing the tanooki suit is slow down descent, something the original raccoon suit or, Hell, even the cape from Super Mario World could do.
Seriously, I'm genuinely surprised Bob haven't noticed this. Or are you just so taken aback by the whole "OMG, THE TANOOKI SUIT, I LOVE YOU FOREVER NINTENDO!" to realize something obvious from what you say is the best game ever made.