Escape to the Movies: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

MovieBob

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The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

This week MovieBob reviews The Twilight Saga: Eclipse and explains why it really is a scary film.

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SirCannonFodder

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Why did they have you review this? I mean, who among the Escapist's audience was possibly considering going to see this?
 

LordVyreth

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SirCannonFodder said:
Why did they have you review this? I mean, who among the Escapist's audience was possibly considering going to see this?
I'm guessing this is another week of two movies, with this and Airbender. Based on the reviews for that one so far: poor, poor Moviebob.
 

The Cheezy One

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this film has ruined my birthday
im usually excited to see the words 30th june, but not on thaty poster
 

wolfister

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Movie Bob I truly respect someone who has the balls to force themselves to sit through this pure bloody trite.
 

Wolfrug

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Well done MovieBob. Fun as always. That said, maybe Ms. Mayes should write YOU a love song ;)
 

crotalidian

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very good and insightful commentary on the series with out any kneejerk hate reaction. still steadfastly refusing to watch ANY of this although i have said that if someone demads I watch it and agrees to buy enogh beer to drown out the pain I will put myself through it out of some morbid curiosity. I just refuse to give this crap money
 

orangeapples

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haha, we get a bonus Escape to the Movies? nice.

I like how it feels like Bob is being forced to watch this dispite his better judgement. Wait, he is, BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
 

Kyogissun

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SirCannonFodder said:
Why did they have you review this? I mean, who among the Escapist's audience was possibly considering going to see this?
I don't think anyone on the escapist is looking to this as a review... In fact, I've rarely considered Escape to the Movies as a 'review' thing.

It's more of a 'commentary' production that anything else... And in this case, I think there was good commentary given. He gave a decently legitimate stance on the whole thing and even managed to get the whole, 'I don't want to dislike this, but I do' message out of his system, at least that's what I interpreted from about the last minute or so of the video.

Either way, I enjoyed the video and found myself quite engrossed and focused on the whole thing.
 

King Rocky IV

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Oh, thank you. I saw that bit at the end and somehow had a mini-nightmare that we still had TWO Twilight movies to go. You scared me...
 

Trifixion

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And I eagerly look forward to the inevitable skewering Mike, Kevin, and Bill shall give this load of excrement in six months or so...
 

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The Cheezy One said:
this film has ruined my birthday
im usually excited to see the words 30th june, but not on thaty poster
Happy birthday!


How bloody quickly are they churning these films out though? Perhaps they might be able to put something vaguely approaching quality in it if they were taking at least a year to film and distribute the bloody thing.
 

Thedark1owns

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This was a great surprise!! Thank you moviebob for saying what i have been saying for the last 2 years.
 

Jaebird

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I nearly fell out of my seat laughing at the Frisbee. Well done, Ms. Meyer, for emasculating the entire horror monster genre. You know what? Screw this; I'm going to go out and buy The Wolfman, because that's the only decent monster movie I've seen in a while. And, the only monster movie that portrays the monster correctly.
 

Armored Prayer

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Is this a special episode, or did Escape to the Movies moved to Wednesday?

Anyway from what Bob has described this movie sounds just as dull as the last two.
 

EnigmaHarper

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Thank you, Bob. Thank you.

I despise the Twilight movies because of the fact that they glorify broken relationships. How can the throng of rabid fans not see that? I really want to know what is so appealing of being controlled. I just don't understand.

Anyways, I completely agree with you.

Don't believe me? Well read this... http://mindlessdribbling.blogspot.com/2010/06/eclipse.html

I wrote it at 3am, so sorry for any misspelling or bad grammar.

So, again, thank you, and hopefully someday we will all be free of the pox Stephanie Meyers has wrought on this world.