Escaping the Escapist

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maddawg IAJI

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Depends. Am I punished or did I just piss off a bunch of users? If its the former, I just drift away for a little while and wait for it all to die down. If its the latter, I could always just create a new account.
 

lacktheknack

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Hide under a bridge that happens to be right by my house.

<color=white>HA! Now you all think I live by a bridge! You'll never find me!
 

Drake_Dercon

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Get a gun license and hop on the first plane to Iqaluit. Get a car and a decent hunting rifle as fast as I can then drive north and hide myself within shouting distance of the nearest military base to wait it out. With any luck, there won't be any Russians or Americans that use the escapist and are interested in arctic oil.
 

lacktheknack

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Marter said:
AvsJoe said:
I probably know someone who knows someone who knows you. It wouldn't be too difficult for me to find you if you pissed the rest of us off that badly.
Hmm...you'd go through six degrees of separation just to find little old me?

Man, I better not do anything to upset you all.

Hmm...April Fools joke is looking like a bad idea at this point...
It would have to be one heck of a prank to beat last year's... or even the probation/suspension thread that Kross suspended on fire.
 

Blemontea

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Log off and high tail it to The Men In Black. Or Russia and join the Red Mafia, maybe to South America and live somewhere there.
 

MiracleOfSound

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XxRyanxX said:
It's not that I would really be worried or anything because it's online.. but if I somehow did anger the Escapist Community then I know for sure i'd lose my chance earning the Neo Badge and I would be forever in sorrow for the loss of that unique Badge *in despair*
It's a badge. A bunch of pixels on a screen. If you get depressed over missing out on that I'd recommend re-evaluating your priorities in life.
 

KefkaCultist

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Nothing I do would ever piss off the Escapist! [sub]Well... except maybe spilling the blood of innocent mortals...[/sub]

Well, I have my entire bio filled out in my profile with the town and state I live in and being a small town it wouldn't take much to find me. Fortunately for me my house is rigged with automatic death turrets that shoot lethal missiles of fiery death at anyone who approaches my house.

Fine, I'll be serious. I would disappear from the escapist for a while to let things cool off. If someone was extremely crazy towards me and I felt threatened I would let a mod know and depending on the level of crazy possibly the police as well (I'm talking like death threat levels)
 

Anarchemitis

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People on the internet? I have nothing to fear. Well, except my finances, but who in their right mind worries about those anyways?
If Escapists somehow managed to be some kind of crowd, I'd be able to outrun them as well as locate myself to one of several different locations where I could hide until the fury blows over.
 

Nouw

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Mar 18, 2009
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Who's first? *Cracks knuckles

Seriously though, I will face them! Show them that I was right!

Aylaine said:
D'awwwwww I wanted to read it >.> TVTropes away!!
EDIT:OH LORD! Thanks Ayaline, I think that was the best thing to do. Note that I didn't watch it, I want my eyes in tact for life.
 

GrinningManiac

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lol I think the escapist has an incredibly overt execution squad so no you can never be safe on the escapist lol