Escapist Avatar Diseases.

[J. Reed]

My first Games & RP thread! Huzzah!

Anyway, it's a simple idea:

"Design a disease based on the above avatar."

Not terribly complex, but it could be interesting.

Sooo... since there's no one above me, I'll just use mine. It would be something like:

"Causes severe, spontaneous episodes of sultry, sexy posing, often resulting in severe embarrassment or, in very rare cases, the victim may be perceived by others as HAWT."

GO!

EDIT:
Apologies if this has been done.

 

[Dr.Susse]

J.Reed's disease:
Symptoms: are being thin and pappery with lines streaked across the entirety of your body.
Cure: burn with Fire

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Dr susseitis

Symptoms: EVERYTHING-FUCKING-[HEADING=1]BUUUUUUURRRRRNS![/HEADING]

Cure: Gum Gum fruit, turn your body to rubber, but since it's fictional... Their's no cure.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Video games
Symptoms: Many
Cure: Force of Will.

 

[J. Reed]

Dr.susse Syndrome: Skull expands to comical proportions; must tie weather balloons to forehead to keep walking upright.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Anarchemitis

symptoms: Anarchist chemists have everything BUUUURRRRNING!

Cure: Ice, and to stop the anarchy.

 

[Dr.Susse]

The Ninja thread:
Symptoms: Nothing is what it seems
Cure: Genji blade to the neck

 

[J. Reed]

"Uh-oh. I think I've caught the Fury Is Me. disease..."

Symptoms include: An all-consuming preoccupation with things that are BUUUURRRRNING!!! Smoke inhalation is a serious concern. Also will suffer cardiac arrest if not wearing a green tunic and/or smashing other peoples' urns for the gems supposedly inside.

 

[Tharwen]

Graphitis

Turns the world to shades of black and red. Then makes it hand-drawn. Then adds lines. Then puts captions on top.

Mine shouldn't be too hard

 

[J. Reed]

Anarchemitis: Becomes excessively pale. May catch fire if exposed to anything stronger than a glowstick.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Zombification

symptoms: (Not required)

Cure: none

 

[J. Reed]

Mine shouldn't be too hard

Uhh... Tharwen-fluenza: Neurological disorder. Cannot enter medical facilities for a compulsion to dumpster dive in medical waste bins.