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The Sorrow

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Just an amusing little idea I had.
Suppose you wanted to capture a member of the Escapist. How would you do it? You can either write it or post a pic.

Mine (please ignore my shitty MS Paint skills). If you need to ask who I'm trying to catch, you need to spend more time on these forums.

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rottenbutter

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A pitcher of Ultra-Punch, carefully place over some quicksand. Oh course, after catching him, he'd probably "gut me like a fish".
 

000Ronald

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I'd get Mina Harker (? it's been about three years since I read the book) tied to a pole, then lie in wake with a garlic&silver dart.

Or maybe I'd grab Taven and do the same thing, only with liquid nitrogen.

If all that fails, maybe I'd put an ad in the newspapaer for a volcanic lair. That might work.
 

000Ronald

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Anarchemitis said:
I'm interested what apparatuses will be assembled in the desire to catch me.
...a volcanic lair? You're supposed to be a megalomaniac super-villan, right?
 

milskidasith

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It's rather simple: I buy a large stack of books written by your favorite author, set them by a hair trigger that would cause a metal poles to rise up out of the ground and trap you, and then light the books on fire. Your book loving sensibilities would overpower your "why the hell is there a pile of flaming Douglas Adams/Terry Pratchett/Neil Gaiman/Somebody else books right here" logic.
 

000Ronald

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Sorrow, can we demonstrate our enormous egos by telling each other why their theorys won't work?
 

The Sorrow

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The_Logician19 said:
Sorrow, can we demonstrate our enormous egos by telling each other why their theorys won't work?
I do love a good dick-waving contest.
Anyone here know how to catch me?
 

Lord Krunk

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The Sorrow said:
The_Logician19 said:
Sorrow, can we demonstrate our enormous egos by telling each other why their theorys won't work?
I do love a good dick-waving contest.
Anyone here know how to catch me?
How do you catch Alucard? He can teleport, AND walk through walls!

Maybe a monologue will keep him standing there for a while, though.
 

The Sorrow

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Lord Krunk said:
The Sorrow said:
The_Logician19 said:
Sorrow, can we demonstrate our enormous egos by telling each other why their theorys won't work?
I do love a good dick-waving contest.
Anyone here know how to catch me?
How do you catch Alucard? He can teleport, AND walk through walls!

Maybe a monologue will keep him standing there for a while, though.
Can't catch Alucard, but can you catch me, The Sorrow?
 

000Ronald

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The Sorrow said:
Lord Krunk said:
The Sorrow said:
The_Logician19 said:
Sorrow, can we demonstrate our enormous egos by telling each other why their theorys won't work?
I do love a good dick-waving contest.
Anyone here know how to catch me?
How do you catch Alucard? He can teleport, AND walk through walls!

Maybe a monologue will keep him standing there for a while, though.
Can't catch Alucard, but can you catch me, The Sorrow?
So injecting you with garlic and sunlight doesn't work? Damn, I'll have to think of something more clever...
 

000Ronald

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TheNecroswanson said:
First, I dig a HUGE ASS PIT! Then, I cover it with a net, then cover that net with leaves, then place a sheet of paper on those leaves. And what does that sheet of paper say?
"Write a coherent sentence and save the intarwebs!"
Yes, it's just too good to pass up. Muahahahahahhahahahah!
Witty responses that go through The Logician's head as he sees it:

"Subtlety isn't your cup of tea, is it?"

"OMG, WTF?!?"

"If I had a dime for every time this happened, I'd have three sevety-five."

"Humanity was doomed anyway."

The one he choses is...

"The internet was overrated, anyways..."

ooh! ooh! I know!

Make a rope trap right next to the huge ass pit! it's perfect! It'll trap all the cynics!
 

000Ronald

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TheNecroswanson said:
Yes but that's when I push you into the pit! See? It's the perfect plan.
Unless I sidestep you and push you into the pit! It's the perfect plan!

How to catch Necro: Stroke his ego until he does something stupid! Everyone underestimates The Logician!
 

Khedive Rex

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Hmmmm... How to catch a Logician...

I would take a single wooden sign and stick it in the middle of a field. The sign would read "There Is A Totally Dangerous Trap Here That Will Trap You." As the Logician walks by he will deduce that the purpose of a trap is to catch your opponent unawares and thus the sign cannot actually be trapped.

However, he will also deduce that there must be a trap somewhere in the vicinity if the sign is to have any purpose whatsoever (as a distraction from the actual trap). And it would be illogical for anyone to expend the energy to put up the sign for no purpose whatsoever.

Having conluded that there is a trap of some sort near him, but that it cannot be next to the sign itself, he will decide that the area around the sign is the safest immediate locale and move toward it. He will go behind the sign and see the back for the first time. The back will read:

"To travel from any point in space to any other point in space one must first cross half the distance (1/2 of whole). Then one must cross half of the remaining distance (1/4 of whole). And then, once again, cross half of the remaining distance (1/8 of whole). This traveling of half distances will continue to infinity, and never reach the whole value of 1. Therefore point B may never be reached by traveling from point A. Which means you can never escape from the area around this sign Logician. Yes, You Logician. MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

The Logician will then sit down and wait for capture. It would be illogical to expend the energy trying to escape when its been mathematically proven as impossible.

HA! Caught in a prison of your own logic! I'm so evil!

More elaborate traps to come. (I'm looking at you Sorrow!)
 

Murrah

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Okey.
My bait would be Yahtzee and I want all of you to bite.
Come on who does not like Yahtzee?
I bet your dream of eating him dont you because he's too yummy!