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Ladies and Gentlemen, I believe that I have found something so shocking, something so emotional that you may need to stand so you can sit down in complete disbelief
I have evidence that the Escapist is actually... THE ILLUMINATI
Now, I know I can't just bring out my accusations without proof, which is the point of this thread
Now I present to you, THE TRUTH!
*As proofread by Dan Brown
Now that we know that the Escapist IS Illuminati, what implications does this hold for the future of game journalism? The world economy?
Keep in mind, this list barely scratches the surface of this almost 10 year-old conspiracy. I will update this as I find the truthiness in the pudding of the coding of this site
I have evidence that the Escapist is actually... THE ILLUMINATI
Now, I know I can't just bring out my accusations without proof, which is the point of this thread
Now I present to you, THE TRUTH!
*As proofread by Dan Brown
*Notice how many vowels there are in Escapist... 3!
*The top 3 contributors of this site (Jim, Yahtzee and MoS), what shape do all their homes make?
*The Off-Topic Discussion Forum has 2 vowels that repeat 3 TIMES
*The 3 highest viewed forums are Gaming, Off-Topic and News Room; Obviously, they try to blend in and give us THEIR preferred version of news
*There are 3 divisions of content; most recent, most popular and most commented to show what the average person is viewing and discussing to spread their propaganda!
*A recent movie/game trend is 3D which the Escapist regularly reports on!
*In 2011, the Escapist won 3 Webby Awards!
*Jim, Yahtzee and Moviebob (3!) all have 3 shows on the Escapist!
*LRR also has 3 shows here on the Escapist, as well as a 3 letter acronym
*The current editor-in-chief, Greg Tito, has 3 vowels
*The top 3 contributors of this site (Jim, Yahtzee and MoS), what shape do all their homes make?
*The Off-Topic Discussion Forum has 2 vowels that repeat 3 TIMES
*The 3 highest viewed forums are Gaming, Off-Topic and News Room; Obviously, they try to blend in and give us THEIR preferred version of news
*There are 3 divisions of content; most recent, most popular and most commented to show what the average person is viewing and discussing to spread their propaganda!
*A recent movie/game trend is 3D which the Escapist regularly reports on!
*In 2011, the Escapist won 3 Webby Awards!
*Jim, Yahtzee and Moviebob (3!) all have 3 shows on the Escapist!
*LRR also has 3 shows here on the Escapist, as well as a 3 letter acronym
*The current editor-in-chief, Greg Tito, has 3 vowels
Keep in mind, this list barely scratches the surface of this almost 10 year-old conspiracy. I will update this as I find the truthiness in the pudding of the coding of this site